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   We're back and ready to do some pickin'.  But first, as you know, we've been gone. The reason, Uncle Percy and his Bucket List.  Surprised me too. Uncle Percy decided that it was time to do something different.  Well, WE did.  More of that later.  We saw a lot of crazy things and people, but nothing as crazy as what's been going on with VHSL Playoffs, Tazewell High, Bu-chan-an County (Uncle Percy took a political correctness class in California), and other wild doings and rumors.  Uncle Percy says that we go on a trip and the VHSL screws things up worst than before. As Uncle says, never trust anything that has VHSL being used.

 

RYE COVE @ HURLEY

We hear that last year was a big cannon boom for The Rebels and another down year for the War Eagles. We hear that the Rebs lost a lot of their fire power from last year. However, for this battle the Rebs will more than enough firepower for these War Eagles. Look for the feathers to being flying around like at a Saturday Night Kentucky Chicken Fight.  The Eagles will not break their losing streak at The Cliff.

Loser:

RYE COVE

Is it true or rumor that a former Grundy head defensive coach and another Slate Crik coach are coaching at Hurley?

GATE CITY @  RICHLANDS

Another is it true or rumor. We get back and hear that this could be Coach Mance's last year at the helm of the BIG BLUE WIN MACHINE. If so, THE BBWM will get er cranked up and be at full wind force this Friday. As usual, The BLUE DEVILS will bring their A-GAME to R-TOWN thinking about sneaking a win back to THE DEVIL'S DEN, since the BBWM lost some Big Hosses from last year's team. However, these IMPS are in for a BIG SURPRISE, the BBWM is reloaded and will be at full force. Before this is over, these Devils will be wishing that they had wings so they could get out of DODGE as quick as possible after this tussle.

LOSER:

GATE CITY

TWIN VALLEY @ JENKINS, KY

After crossing 6 MOUNTAINS and 5 Rivers The P Knob Cats get to play on an uphill slanted field in a semi-hole. This is no Rumor or Tall Tale folks, BUT THE TRUTH. You play 2 Quarters going DOWNHILL and 2 going UPHILL. Crazy but True. However, The Kentucky Cavaliers will find themselves going uphill all night and The P Knob Cats will be going downhill all night like a runway train. P Nob Coach, take the short cut, go to Elkhorn City, cut across to 23, turn left. Only 3 Mountains and 2 Rivers to cross.

LOSERS:

JENKINS and THE P KNOB BUS DRIVE.  

ODD, another 2 ousted Slate Crik Coaches at Twin Valley. What's going on there?

CHILHOWIE @ MARION

FINALLY, after all the VHSL craziness, rumors, etc. that happened while we were away, SOMETHING NORMAL. As usual, the Warriors and Candy Canes will be kicking off the Smyth County Braggin' Rights Contest. Both teams we being doing a bunch of trash talking, trying to knock off the other's shoulder chip off, jaw smackin' contest. Look for the CANES to get in the last jaw smack of the night as they give the Warriors an early Christmas present of striped candy canes.

LOSER:

CHILHOWIE

JOHN BATTLE @ ABINGDON

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1 hour ago, Old_Rebel said:

I think Hurley got the cream of the Slate Creek crew........welcome aboard.

Rowe, Compton, and Plymal were the big three coaches when Grundy was at its successful peak. And now they're coaching against each other. Anybody that knows anything about Jack Compton or Craig Plymal can tell you their competitive, prepared, and work the kids extra hard. Grundy/Hurley game will be interesting this season with them two coaching against each other!

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