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My daddy told me to stay off the board but just like when I was in middle school and in love I just couldn't stay away. I remember coming home to mom several times and she would comfort me and tell me its going to be ok. I always felt better after mom talked to me and assured me things would work out. Look how far I've come now. Wow! Well lets get to the game of the week in Rednecklands (daddy calls it that and laughs). Do you guys want to take a trip down memory lane? If I recall me and Falconman warned you several times that domination was coming. Did you guys listen? Most of you were to busy with your cigarettes and chewing tobacco you didnt pay attention! Speaking of that if anyone gets around me tomorrow night with a cigarette or spits I will go straight to a 5-0. You have been warned! The rest of you its time to stand up and salute the Falcons!!!! The only concern I have for this game is the illegal whistles. When I played against Richlands daddy said I would have had 20 tackles or so but people kept blowing whistles in the crowd. By the way 1 of there touchdowns came because of this. My dad called the VHSL to report this behavior totally uncalled for!! I felt sick most of the next day because people were smoking inside the stadium during the game. NEWSFLASH you bunch of rednecks but this is against the LAW! ENOUGH ABOUT THESE IGNORANT ISSUES ON THE FIELD OF PLAY WE ARE AT LEAST 21 POINTS BETTER. Dad told me a story last night about the game tomorrow. He said Stripes got out of the house last week and wanted to play in the yard when the neighborhood bully a pit bull dog came by and chased him up a tree. Daddy came out of the house and saved Stripes by running the dog off when Stripes came out of the tree he was shaking and scared. Dad took him inside and thought of this example as the Falcons being the pit bull and Richlands being Stripes. He smiled at me and said if the referees don't step in this could get ugly. Dad always had good stories to motivate me and Falconman to always give our best and want more. Ha ha!! Dad said Stripes is happy and the Falcons will win 45-21. Anyone for victory tacos?

I know you guys have been looking forward to hearing from me again. Mommy and daddy have put me to work (which is not fair but that's another story) and they sent me to live with my cousin for a while. I made my way back to town this week and am here for a few days so I wanted to share daddy's thoughts about football season. Here is a game by game look at the Falcon schedule and a run for the Ring (Bling Bling). 8-14 Northside Falcons win this one by 2 td's daddy said good tune up for season. 28-14 8-20 Patrick Henry good way to start off the season with a W. heard ph is pretty good so hope for a good game. my only hope is they wash there uniforms this time. last game we played them they smelled terrible. Falcons 35-14 8-27 John Bottle daddy said new coach same team need i say more. Falcons win 49-7 9-4 @ Great City daddy said if that train whistle blows he gonna have a talk with the engineer. falcons will get revenge on the only regular season loss last year. dad said only thing good about the place is somewhere called the devils bathtub. never been 9-11 @Christiansburg i really don't know anything about this team. when i was in school we played mostly big tennessee schools. daddy said someone he knows from bluefield said they are not real good. Falcons 37-13 9-18 Blacksburg daddy said we beat them in 7 on 7 pretty good. the home of the hokies come on down and see the real entrance enter sandman. watch the falcon student body put on a show. Falcons 40-20 9-25 open easy w and week off 10-2 Graham daddy said they were worst team in richlands jamboree should be another off week. Falcons 49-7 10-9 @ Lebanon daddy said he heard the played marion other night and no one scored. lol i hate that for marion lol Falcons 56-13 10-16 VH this is not baseball guys and you could not beat us in that either. daddy said they got our running back he will wish he was a falcon on this night. Falcons 45-18 10-23 @Richlands we beat the crap out of you guys last year. lol, lol, i kept telling you it was coming no one listened. well its coming again. we should have beat you the last 5 years. back2back Falcons 31-21 10-30 Tazewell hard to say anything about this game T is just so bad. wish this was homecoming but vh will have to do. hard game to watch Falcons 42-0 11-6 @ Marion another terrible team what can i say. well you guys better beg for mercy. we usually dominate at marion anyway. Falcons 49-6 10-0 what can i say Well I'm glad to stop by and drop off a few training camp notes from daddy. You guys have a good day and don't bother me I'm heading back to Florida for a while. Gotta talk to some girls on the Beach!!!!!!! P.S. Daddy gets really upset at the redneck carnival coming to the area this weekend.

Winning with wet balls 10 years of winning the district is over for Richlands. My guess is we will go on a similiar run after this year may be a while before we hand the trophy over again. Dad made the trip down to Tazewell Friday night said the field was in bad shape but we overcame it to put a hurting on the Dogs. We played with wet balls and won the game so I feel like if we had another shot at Gate City we would win. I think our guys have got use to playing and adjusting with wet balls and dealing with the rain. Guys we are a dangerous team right know and my guess is no one wants to face us in the playoffs. This should be our 4th or 5th straight district title but Richlands has been lucky and illegal for a while. Dad smiled at me yesterday and said we would have won the last 5 if they didn't have WV players and transfers. He said that they fixed grades over there to and helped kids pass who really failed. Me and Falconman just laughed we got a good education and didn't cheat. Ha ha! Hey FM my fav game is egg toss I remember those classless rednecks throwing eggs at you. I also liked the mailbox game-dad laughed really hard on that one. Stripes is feeling great after swatting that Dog in the eye 21-0! This week the Candy Canes gonna get some Falcons 42-14. Remember the rules at Camelot you Candy Canes no air horns, no cowbells, and no cigarettes. If you bring any of these inside the gates I will report you to the nearest 5-0. LOL!! Falcons 9-1

I wanted to take a minute and pay tribute to Stripes. Yesterday was National Cat Day and I forgot to mention Stripes when I put Richlands and Tazewell in there place. Stripes had a great meal last night and enjoyed his organic milk very much. Dad got mad because I bought him organic healthy milk with his meal but he deserves it. Dad wanted me to just give him the 2% that I drink my trainer told me about the organic stuff but I didn't mention that to dad. When you have a cat like Stripes you take care of him so he stays healthy just like I told dad with my lifting and training. I wish Stripes could make the trip Friday night to Tazewell so he could claw the Bulldog right in the eyes. LOL Stripes is picking 42-12. My cat is my life!

Wow. What a week? Dad smiled at me yesterday and said Camelot couldn't be better. All I have been doing is lifting and running getting ready for the oppurtinity to play. Dad watched the Wasps play Saturday and said I would like to see you out there next year. Guys I feel like I'm ready lifting has got me swolled and dad thinks I have gotten alot faster. Dad just smiled and said your time is coming and I can't wait. Speaking of waiting I am ready for a little trick or drink this Friday night. FM made some kind of jello for us to try. Dad just laughed and said boys I will stick with my wine. I wouldn't mind to come down to Richlands and knock on some doors in my Falcon gear. Knock Knock.. who's there? Southy and FM.. Southy and FM who? The ones who kicked your arse last week. LOL!!!! We might just stop by after the Tazewell trip guys-get out all your good stuff and hand it over Losers! Ha ha!!! We want your cowbells, air horns, food stamps, government cheese, Medicaid cards, cigarettes, and beer. LOL

First of all, I tried to warn you guys what was going to happen. Richlands had 0 chance to win Friday it was such a mismatch. We dominated you guys in every way and layed the smack down on your arse. I have said for the last 5 years you guys won't like whats coming here it will be a decade of dominance. Dad smiled after the game and said I told you Mance was shaking his head last week scouting the Falcons they wanted no part of us. Ha ha!! What a beatdown! I started the chant overrated and Falconman laughed said I thought they were suppose to be good. LOL All I can say is the Bell was hopping Friday night. Toward the end of the game Falconman said lets tear down the goalposts but we were talked out of it. Guys I hate to make excuses but the only thing between us and 10-0 are wet balls. That referee who wouldn't take our dry balls must feel bad now. What kind of seed will we get for the playoffs? Dad said I bet these teams are glad they moved us to triple A because we have dominated double A. He winked at me and said Richlands beat one of the best teams Triple A so we may get a trophy. Well after the game I went to the car and Falconman said I got something for you to try after we stop by the Bell. He poured something in my coke leaving the Bell and I drank it. After that I don't really remember much but some girls picking me up in there car and taking me and Falconman to a lake house. Something tells me I was taking advantage of (wink wink) and Falconman was laughing so hard at me on Saturday morning. Everyone wanted to go watch the Wasps play but I felt like crap. FM told my dad and he laughed said if you can't run with the big dogs stay home with Stripes. Him and FM laughed at me and I said well I represented last night or I think I did. Guys what a night taking down the overrated Richlands bunch and then taking care of business if you know what I mean. Again I told you we have physically dominated them the last 5 years but the refs find a way to let them win. Not this year! HA

Coming out of the Closet I have been sitting back with some time on my hands last couple of days and I thought now might be the time to come out of the closet. In life guys there are Superheros who have to stay behind the scenes and never be recognized. Well this is what me and Falconman have done for the Falcon Sports Program. We have been the guys for many years to come on here and promote Falcon football and other sports. I think we are responsible for the dominance that has happened this year. As I mentioned several times on here we don't make excuses we just overcome. And I have warned everyone many times what is coming and the dominance and destruction we will leave behind. Dad said several teams are trying to drop us from the schedule next year. That does not surprise me at all! Getting back to the topic tonight will be the night that we will come out of the closet and show everyone who we are. After the Falcons defeat Richlands me and Falconman will head up to the Taco Bell for some Q & A with the peeps and sign some autographs. Dad said this will help me with college stuff next year anyway. There comes the time a Superhero must step out like the following have. Superman-Clark Kent Batman-Bruce Wayne Robin-dad said Dewayne Wade (no idea what that is) Hulk-Bruce Banner or Hulk Hogan (my fav) Spiderman-Peter Parker Wonderwoman-dad said Linda Carter (that might be Lil Wayne's sister) Falconman-???? Southbound-???? Meet us at the Bell tonight guys-bring some $ we might charge $5 for an autograph LOL

First of all I need to make this clear to all Richlands fans coming to the game Friday night. If you bring an illegal noise maker like air horn, cowbells, loud trucks, or cigarettes you will be ask to leave immediately. We are not going to put up with rednecks or smoke like we did with Gate City. You have been put on notice conform to rules or don't come. Next thing I have set back for the last couple of weeks smiling and waiting for this game. Dad is so excited to see the mighty Richlands start making excuses. He giggled yesterday and said those rednecks have all ready started running backward. Ha ha! We have Richlands number in every sport including football. The scoreboard is the only place they have beat us at in varsity and dad said the refs helped them win at least 2 games at their place. We should have won at least the last 6-7 games against Richlands. If you go back the last 10 years and look at 8th grade and JV scores we have dominated them and its not even close. Dad just laughs and says it started when we were in little league he changed the attitude of football at Abingdon. He smiled and said I started the jet sweep with Falconman and nobody could catch him. If the coaches would have encouraged him to play in high school they would have won. Dad was a really good coach and taught me and Falconman alot about football. I could go on and on about my dad but the fact is he heard Richlands coach say it Friday night the Falcons are loaded. Dad said he watched Coach Mance the other night and he just shook his head and had a sick look on his face. He said I feel bad for there defensive coaches who do you guard we have so many options. This is a statement game guys and Randy will have us ready to play. Dad said he always beat them at Gate City with less talent. The only thing we can hope is that stupid television crew does not come back at 5 AM and mess up our routines. Dad said the staduim will be sold out Friday and I can't wait for the best entrance in Virginia Enter Sandman starts playing. Dad laughed and said I guess we will see what Richlands does without all those West Virginia boys on there team. LOL Stripes is pumped this week I might sneak him in the game and let him pee on that Richlands helmet. Ha ha! LOL 42-14 Falcons

When did air horns and cowbells become legal? The Falcons had to overcome illegal noises, bad refs, wet balls, and a hostile Lebanon crowd to get the W Friday night. Overcoming obstacles is what we do and I personally have been doing this all my life. My guess is Lebanon will not play us again for Homecoming after the dominating performance we put on. I think our backs are still running free in the secondary. LOL Speaking of the crowd I was disappointed with the Falcon fans for not coming. We were outnumbered 2-1 dad said the rain probably had an affect on the crowd. That is no excuse in not watching a 5-1 football team. Dad thinks we can run table to 9-1 and get a top 3 seed for playoffs that would be sweet. The Bearcats better get ready this week because we will have no mercy on them. Dad looked at me Friday night and winked told me can anyone stop the Falcon express? Now I would like to say something to these fools on here questioning my manhood. If you are jealous get over it I have plenty of women on my inner circle. I don't appreciate your wet balls jokes because we played with them Friday night and won so shut up. I am just like the Falcons overcoming obstacles and distractions like you low lifes. Get ready Bear kittens we are coming for you!

There is such a thing as piracy guys I talked to dad last night he is checking with some of his friends. Do I need to mention he has friends in high places? I told him to check on copyright violations. You can't steal someones walk out music or Entrance. We are trend setters in Abingdon and usually everyone copys us and I am tired of it. Are we that much smarter than everyone else???? Wait don't answer that! Dad is not happy about all of this either. LOL

First of all, some of you guys on here have no clue about football. Me and dad sit back and laugh at some of these comments. In response to my brother Falconman yeah Lebanon will be a fun trip and I will be bringing some of my posse to the game Friday night. I told dad since I am in training the long sleeves will be busted out because my guns are illegal. Dad smiles when I say welcome to the gun show. The peeps from Lebanon need to understand 1 thing we will take over the Bell Friday night for victory tacos. Now I need to respond to a couple of idiots on here first: BlueRazor-- your comments on here are getting old. I told dad what you said and he laughed said you were probably one of the crowd down there who doesn't work and has nothing to do but down good hard working peeps. My feeling is you are jealous of me and Falconman. we have friends, girls, and party all the time thats the way we roll dude! Dad said you probably spend your weekends in Abingdon to because you are bored in your little town with nothing to do. We accept all of this so just shut your mouth! Another thing we will deal with you guys in a couple of weeks. Now BeaverHokie-- Really? You need to be careful of your comments on here about Abingdon Football. Dad said some of his friends watched you last week and was not impressed. He kind of giggled when I ask if you guys would give us a good game. Then he said your team is a lot like the Bearcats always overrated. Last thing dad said if that Pioneer dude shoots a gun this week he will shove it up his arse. LOL Stripes is picking Falcons 38-7 Anyone suprised?

Well guys as I have predicted on here before my Falcons are rolling through everybody. Tonight we have the Falcons for homecoming and my professor is having class. Are you kidding me? I personally challenged him the other day to let us out and go watch football but no he is a Anti Falcon just like many of you. How can he do this to us? I am pissed! All I can think about right now is leaving my phone on during class and smiling at him when dad sends me updates. He better recognize who he is dealing with! If I can find out which vehicle he drives Stripes may pay him a visit. Ha ha! Cat pee stays around for a while ask the Warriors that one when he got in the teepee-pee. LOL. So tonight when I should be painted up and yelling at the game I will be sitting in class listening to a stupid lecture from a Falcon wannabe. I can watch that stupid CNN all weekend all I wanted was to be at homecoming. He has ruined my night and weekend. Dad just laughed and ask me if he looked like the KFC man like on Waterboy. I said he might get hurt like that guy did if I miss another game. Falconman you will have to step up for me tonight I know you can do it. Tell dad to update me every 5 minutes and I will smile at my teacher. GO Falcons Stripes picks 42-6. I hope we get a close game soon

First of all, Red Tiger slipping? I might be distracted but dad has me working out with a trainer and going to school. This is hard to pull off but he says it will be worth it if I get a scholarship. It seems like all I get done is homework and chores. I have noticed that my arms and chest have gotten a little swolled. Sometimes I wish dad could go through my day he just laughs and gives me the "you don't know how lucky you are speech". I did make dad laugh the other day about playing Patrick Henry, he said even VT plays VMI every once in a while. So red tiger before you judge come take a walk in my shoes for a day. Oh yeah by the way Falcons make a statement this week 42-0.

When the Falcons have a off week seems like there is no football being played. Dad went to Richlands game with some of his friends said we should beat both of those teams. The Falcons play hidden Valley this week and I hope to make it to the game. Dad said these Tn teams are bigger than us and we have to play well. I never thought they were good they used a in eligible back one year against us he was overweight. Falcons should be 3-1 after this week. I wish we still played Patrick Henry every year but they dropped them games were blowouts, dad said everyone needs a homecoming game though. Our schedule may be hardest around after dropping ph and john burton picking up big teams in tn. What did I tell you about Gate City? I knew they weren't good the stupid ref made us play with wet balls. Now they have been beaten badly last 2 games. Dad said wish we could play BLuefield might help us in playoffs. We'll off to another week of school hate to leave Stripes today we might go for a walk on creeper trail later. Gonna miss my cat this week! See you guys in the rear view

I am glad you brought this topic up FM because I ask dad the same questions. First of all the refs would not let us use dry footballs. They made us play with wet balls. Dad said he would like to turn the ref in to the VHSL organization. What kind of dude makes you play with wet balls? Next I will agree with dad and FM news channell 11 jinxed us like being on Madden cover or dad said SI jinx. We were so worn out before game started getting up at daylight to meet news 11 dad was really agitated about that. It is hard for me after hard day at college to give 100 percent at football games. I told FM I might have to hold a little back. Speaking of my career been giving a lot of though to giving football another try. Dad told me this weekend he would pay for me a personal trainer if I wanted to play next year. He winked at me and said I think you still have some gas in the tank you wanna give it a try? I told him give me a couple weeks let me weight some options. I told dad that I miss being home all the time and spending times with Stripes. Stripes is an awesome cat and dad said he sits on bed and meows because he misses me. I am gonna find a way to sneak him in my college dorm. Last I have a complaint with some Gate City fans about cowbells and smoking during game. I told a poileceman about one dude smoking in front of bathrooms. I don't like to get people in trouble but it is against stadium policy to smoke cigarettes during game. Guys go somewhere else for that crap people don't wont to be around it. Do what you want in your home but don't smoke in ours! Like I said without rain different game Friday everything was just so slick. I almost fell down going to bathroom grass was wet and I slide down. Looking for dry night Friday. Go Falcons!!!