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I love screwing with telemarketers...


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Just had a call...

Phone rings.

I answer in a slightly Mexican accent, "halo?"

Telemarketer with a bit of an accent: "I'm looking for the owner of the house."

Me: "What is the owner?"

Telemarketer: "Are you the owner of the house?"

Me: "Owner?"

Tele:  "Yes, the owner.  I'm looking for owner of the house.  Are you the owner?"

Me: "No"

Tele:  "May I speak with the owner of the house?"

Me: "No, there is no house"

Tele:  "So, do you have an apartment?"

Me:  "No"

Tele:  "Well, where do you live then?"

Me:  "In a tent. Behind the big wall."

The telemarketer hung up.

I win again!

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