T8KNDookeez 100 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 I'd like to help some members of this board reach their dreams! We have several "Coach of the Year" performers on these boards. If only these teams would have listened to you and thought to "give the ball to ..." or, "just tackle him'" or "just throw the ball." I want you to have the opportunity run a team, call plays, make sure teenagers execute EXACTLY as told, watch hundreds of hours of game film, game plan, deal with injuries, deal with parents, deal with Covid issues, and make chatrooms proud.. We can make your dreams come true. Please list: Real Name Age If you actually played ANY sports overall experience I will make sure to hand in your application to the nearest board office. Feel free to nominate "Coaches" in the comments 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose111874 967 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 32 minutes ago, T8KNDookeez said: I'd like to help some members of this board reach their dreams! We have several "Coach of the Year" performers on these boards. If only these teams would have listened to you and thought to "give the ball to ..." or, "just tackle him'" or "just throw the ball." I want you to have the opportunity run a team, call plays, make sure teenagers execute EXACTLY as told, watch hundreds of hours of game film, game plan, deal with injuries, deal with parents, deal with Covid issues, and make chatrooms proud.. We can make your dreams come true. Please list: Real Name Age If you actually played ANY sports overall experience I will make sure to hand in your application to the nearest board office. Feel free to nominate "Coaches" in the comments 😈 Well of course I'm gonna nominate myself. If Union had went to a 1-1-9 defense they'd clearly won state. Also I just destroyed my 10 year old nephew on Madden. If that doesn't get me a coaching job I'm not sure what you guys are looking for in a coach T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixcat 2,910 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 Real Name: Milton Waddams Age: 47 If you actually played ANY sports: Unfortunately, I didn’t have time. I was too busy chasing down my red SwingLine stapler. Screw Lumbergh. I’ll burn this place to the ground. Overall experience: I’m loving life drinking Mai Tai’s on the beach T8KNDookeez, SwvaOG, Liam McPoyle and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWinners 1,642 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 You think we want your crappy HS jobs? This is the big leagues son, I sit by the phone every Sunday just knowing a GM is gonna call any second and offer me a job. I've already turned down Jacksonville four times. T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 1,416 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 19 minutes ago, BigWinners said: You think we want your crappy HS jobs? This is the big leagues son, I sit by the phone every Sunday just knowing a GM is gonna call any second and offer me a job. I've already turned down Jacksonville four times. Because all your coaches there would be losers and sissy boys? T8KNDookeez and Liam McPoyle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWinners 1,642 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hokiebird7 said: Because all your coaches there would be losers and sissy boys? No, I'm way too intimidated by Khan's killer moustache and I owe back child support to my ex-wife down there: T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokiebird7 1,416 Report Share Posted December 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, BigWinners said: No, I'm way too intimidated by Khan's killer moustache and I owe back child support to my ex-wife down there: Hahaha Good reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVAgridiron 1,469 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 I’ve won 5 of the last 7 National Championships as an OC for Virginian Tech and HC for Indiana on NCAA 14. I feel like I’m a legit contender. My record this season though is 9-3 so no rings this year. Quite the accomplishment for a 27 year old. *Smirks as I adjust my tie* T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BandanaVTDavis4321 1,707 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 I'm a double diamond Amway man that wears a mean bandana over my mean mullet. .Hopefully you put that on my resume. T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVAgridiron 1,469 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Just now, BandanaVTDavis4321 said: I'm a double diamond Amway man that wears a mean bandana over my mean mullet. .Hopefully you put that on my resume. I too fell hostage to Amway between 2015-2017. BandanaVTDavis4321 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose111874 967 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Got any pull to get me a interview for a NFL job 🙏🙏🙏 nothing big maybe head coach. Preferably a warm city. Let me know!!! Tampa's fine T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T8KNDookeez 100 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 9 hours ago, goose111874 said: Got any pull to get me a interview for a NFL job 🙏🙏🙏 nothing big maybe head coach. Preferably a warm city. Let me know!!! Tampa's fine I have connections in Jacksonville. Looks like there will be a vacancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midget man 2 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 17 hours ago, T8KNDookeez said: I'd like to help some members of this board reach their dreams! We have several "Coach of the Year" performers on these boards. If only these teams would have listened to you and thought to "give the ball to ..." or, "just tackle him'" or "just throw the ball." I want you to have the opportunity run a team, call plays, make sure teenagers execute EXACTLY as told, watch hundreds of hours of game film, game plan, deal with injuries, deal with parents, deal with Covid issues, and make chatrooms proud.. We can make your dreams come true. Please list: Real Name Age If you actually played ANY sports overall experience I will make sure to hand in your application to the nearest board office. Feel free to nominate "Coaches" in the comments 😈 You're not gonna find anyone as qualified as me. I've rebuilt UTEP on NCAA 14 and led them to back-to-back-to-back nattys without creating recruits, so basically I have everything it takes to coach a football team. I also have so many rec league basketball rings on each hand that I struggle to turn doorknobs. T8KNDookeez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gridiron60 2,550 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 18 hours ago, T8KNDookeez said: I'd like to help some members of this board reach their dreams! We have several "Coach of the Year" performers on these boards. If only these teams would have listened to you and thought to "give the ball to ..." or, "just tackle him'" or "just throw the ball." I want you to have the opportunity run a team, call plays, make sure teenagers execute EXACTLY as told, watch hundreds of hours of game film, game plan, deal with injuries, deal with parents, deal with Covid issues, and make chatrooms proud.. We can make your dreams come true. Please list: Real Name Age If you actually played ANY sports overall experience I will make sure to hand in your application to the nearest board office. Feel free to nominate "Coaches" in the comments 😈 Wait, you have to have actually played sports to apply? I’m out…I was a cheerleader 📣😂. That is a sport under VHSL. I was a dang good one. I can jump, back flip, and scream really loud. The way I could handle a set of poms, poms…all the other guys were jealous. What the heck, I need something to take up my free time. I’ll send my LinkedIn profile. 😂😂😂😂 T8KNDookeez and oldfool 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucfan64 307 Report Share Posted December 13, 2021 Real Name: Lambeau Fields Age: is just a number If you actually played ANY sports: Coached intramural ball during 4th grade recess and have watched a lot of football on TV Overall experience: Served as coach for the now defunct Semi-Pro team the Wardell Warriors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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