If he's that bad of a ref, demote him to calling little league games in Stopover, KY. If we're lucky, he might get lost in KY and we'll never have to see him again on Friday Nites.
Neither, unless they have been a "Little League Coach" with at least FIVE (5) wins in The BUCK HAND ANN County Little League System. Don't you remember Slim? We were at one of Fat Boy's Cookouts and Olde Wave was telling everybody about how people like that guy at twin valley were getting to be head football coaches and asst coaches in BUCK HAND ANN CO.