Folks, we are proud to have OL’ Rooster Brand Coffee as our sponsor this week. OL’ ROOSTER Brand Coffee is the coffee that’ll put a little extra hop in your step and help you crow all night. Just ask Coach Mance or any of his Blue Mechanics, OL’ Rooster Brand is what they brew when they’re puttin’ in the OT.
Gate City @ Sullivan South
Looks like those aliens have not returned any of those abducted Blue Devils. Because when was the last time you ever heard of a Gate City team getting beat 56-0 with 0 total yards of offense (-26 in the 1st half and +26 in the 2nd half according to the BHC). Coach “HOSSWRIGHT†hopes this weeks’ intrusion into Tennessee will bring better results than last week’s adventure to Harlan, Kentucky. High hopes are one thing but slow and small just won’t get it done. It’ll be another bad week for the Devils and the Legion Field Crazies.
Lil_Leonards_Losers – Blue Devils
Grundy @ Hurley
Word from up on the Crik is that Coach “Bear†Ward has already made a spot in the trophy case for his 2nd Buchanan County Championship Trophy. Look for a packed crowd at the Cliff. Four-wheeler valet parking will be available for those of you who have to park at the Middle School.
Lil_Leonards_Losers – Not the concession stand --- Have you ever et one of those RIGHT HAND FORK OF GUESSES FORK Funnel Cake???
Richlands @ Graham
Uncle Percy has always said, “If you’re going to be a BEAR, BE A GRIZZLY BEARâ€. Coach Mance and his Big Blue Wind Machine sure understand what that means after last Friday Night. Coach Mance and his BBWM escaped a BEAR MAULIN’ by a hair as thin as those on the OL’ SALTSHAKER’S head. Coach Mance and the Blue Mechanic staff have been putting in the OT this week to get the KINKS out of the BBWM before blowing into Mitchell Stadium this Friday. Why? Because Sheriff Williams is cuffing and stuffing everybody just like Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain. The Posse has already smacked the Beavers around for half of the Mercer Mall Trophy and after clipping the Bulldogs’ tails last Friday they are looking to clinch the Tazewell County Championship this Friday.
Sheriff Williams and the Posse will be ready to ambush Coach Mance and his BBWM as they blow into town. But then a lot of folks have been trying to derail the BBWM for several years. Look for the BBWM to ride through town and scatter the G-Men all up and down the parking lot of Wal-Mart.
Lil_Leonads_Losers – Graham
Chilhowie @ Abingdon
Percy’s sophisticated cousin La-Roi has been a busy man this week. He worked 2nd shift down at the taco joint in Abingdon and the BUZZARDS have been bustin’ the door down since Friday, looking for his special 6 pack of Victory Tacos. The excitement in Abingdon has been at a fever pitch since ever since their beloved BUZZARDS Best the Men of Glade Springs. A short way up I-81 (as the Buzzard Flies) the Apple Dumpling Gang has been peeled, sauced, and fried this season.
After two losses to open up the season, The Gang is hungry for a W. A lot of folks around here think the Buzzards have earned their STRIPES, but that won’t be enough this week. Look for the Apple Dumpling Gang to put up a bushel basket of points.
Lil_Leonards_Losers – BUZZARDS
Lee @ J.I. Burton
For years Lee County has been known for the best tobacco this side of the Mississippi. Rumor has it after last weeks performance from the T-Walking Mountaineers, the local farmers have invested in tons of SUGAR CAIN seeds for next years harvest. The Generals let CAIN bring the PAIN by letting him rush for over 300 yards in one game. (That my folks is impressive) This week the Generals face another worthy opponent. The Vigilantes from Gotham City are looking like the Vigilantes of old. Speed and Power they say in the City. Grandpa Clovis says, “They are steal Limousine driving, JET Flying, Kiss stealing Son of a Guns, just like Ric Flair was in the 1980’s. Look for the Generals to be sipping on some warm Crowder Soup on their way home around 10:00 o’clock Friday night.
Lil_Leonards_Losers – Lee
Union @ Lebanon
Lebanon was impressive last week by sending the G Town Ramblers home with their first loss of the season. This week the Pioneers better wash their groundhogs caps and clean their rifles, because a VERY MEAN, UPSET, AND NASTY Grizzly is coming to Russell County. Folks this could get UGLY, VERY UGLY real quick.
Lil_Leonards_Losers – Groundhog Caps
I don't care who you are, that there's some funny sh_t!!!
Kirkland beat Honaker 3-1 yesterday. Hopefully they can right the ship and defeat Canada tomorrow. If so, that should give them at least the 2-seed in Pool A and move into the semi-finals.
Congrats to Honaker's Junior League Softball team. After winning state and the Southeast Region, they have opened up World Series play in Kirkland, WA with a 5-0 win over Michigan. Great job girls!
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SWVA Sports Pick'em Week 8
in Pick 'em and Fantasy Sports
Posted
Lebanon
Richlands
Marion
Grayson
George Wythe
Eastside
Graham
Haysi
Rural Retreat
Holston
Honaker
Ft. Chiswell
Thomas Walker
John Battle
Union
Virginia
East Ridge, KY
Bluefield
Maryland
Miami
Virginia Tech
#13 Oklahoma
#3 South Carolina
#7 Notre Dame
#5 West Virginia
#1 Alabama
Indy
Baltimore
San Fran
Minn.
Green Bay
GotW- Winner and total points
Clintwood (49)