FatBoy 10 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Word hit the James H. Drew midway Saturday night that Coach Dennis Palmer of RHS had accepted an assistant coaching position with Coach Pat Summitt of the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers! According to a very informed source, he was on the floor and working the individual girl's camp this weekend. Good luck, Coach and we will miss you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyTekRedNek 10 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Not so fast Chico gordo! The ol ball coach is still coaching the Defense at RHS. I've heard the only reason he's at Thompson Bowling this week is to ensure Pat Summitt, her 947 career wins and 7 National Championships doesn't mess up his AAU Dream Team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realtrueblue 10 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Maybe snake palmer can straighten out Pat Summitt and she can win another national championship. Maybe if he had got to her earlier she might have won seventeen national championships. Details of his contract is that Pat got him out of Richlands because they gave him his own personal bathroom with endless amount of hand soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmanBennett 10 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Palmer don't know if a bsaketball is pumped up, stuffed up, or hatched out like a chicken's egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCRAM55 11 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Palmer don't know if a bsaketball is pumped up, stuffed up, or hatched out like a chicken's egg. Â [/ QUOTE ] I bet he can spell basketball. Just becuase your daughters could play a little bite doesn't make you an expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmanBennett 10 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Big Deal BCramp! At least I can spell 'because' and know the difference between a bite and bit. As a matter of fact, maybe you ought to just bite one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SALTSHAKER 10 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Wosh big man dont get them bloomers in a wad. If old Snake coached your gals they would have been Macdonalds All Americans, instead of eating at Macdonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider_Pig_007 10 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 snake Palmer?? Â Anyone remember that "classy/' doo he had back in the day?? Â He would do the ultimate comb over and then add an entire can of aqua-net to keep it looking "normal" Â Glad he went to the chrome dome look. He was the laughing stock of RHS for many a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobster 20 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 I beg to disagree with Spidypig. Coach Palmer was actually a hired consultant for Afro-sheen back in the 90's and was testing products for their potential use for El Dibarge, Michael Jackson, and the Gap Band among others. Some of the products worked and some didn't, hence the shiny look Spidy refers to. All I know is that Coach Palmer, in retrun for all his assistance, was a frequent houseguest at the Neverland Valley Ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider_Pig_007 10 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 In the 90's?? shoot, i was talking about the 80's with the aqua-net look he was sporting. Â He must be like 60 now. or close to it. Â Keep up the good work snake!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityofRaven 2,450 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 i have seen the snake man with no hair and a tennessee orange 3 piece suit pick up more ladies at ralphs country club then all of you guys combined! the man is a true man among boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider_Pig_007 10 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 At Ralphs CC?? Is that a joke?? Â Those are no "ladies" that you speak of at Ralphs. Â Those are bonafide redneck-stank that any tom, "richard" or harry with $10 could pick up on there worst day. Â That extra large frontal foo-pa gets him all the classy women in the city of raven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityofRaven 2,450 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 i beg to differ my friend, my father has met 3 ex-wifes at the greatest club this side of the Clinch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmanBennett 10 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Raven rope! I have seen the bald version of Palmer decked out in that three piece orange suit and he couldn't score a woman even at the Tiajuana a go-go. I couldn't tell if he was the Syracuse mascot or a University of Tennessee Elvis lookalike. The last time anyone called him a man was when he was at that Neverland ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider_Pig_007 10 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 The greatest club in Raven actually had a band this past weekend. Â Someone hung a ad for from a newspaper on the coke machine at food city in lebanon. Â A classy place to say the least! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefieldRocks 14 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Any updates yet? Is he for sure going to UT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobster 20 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 Cold hearted Snake hasn't decided yet. Seems he went to Ralph CC's little weekend bash and got hold of the microphone and bellowed a couple stanzas of some old KISS tunes and was signed to a contract by the band. He was last seen today at Rockys in downtown Raven shopping for some make-up and stretch pants. He is presently trying to decide whether to coach football at RHS, basketball at UT, or go on the road as Ace Frehley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornholio 10 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 The last time i saw Snake at the Starlight lounge he was running for the door. he and Tommy keene and bruce Evans on a saturday morning. This was after the had just finished a game or two of Skeet bowling for pictures of the Red and white. Good Luck Snake be it at UT RHS or Ralphs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee 10 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 this is a joke right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmanBennett 10 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Snake is a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornholio 10 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 Woosh! Big man you know you spent your fair share of time in those bars when you were in the Navy. From Whitewood to Seigon.so lay off ole Snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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