Len_Percy 7 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Week 2 with some interesting games and match ups. Interesting was Uncle Percy (Bucket List) wanting to go look for "Big Foot". So we went, Uncle Percy picked the State of Washington, their rainforest, that right they have a rain forest, believe it or not but Uncle Percy was right. Uncle Percy is stalking for The Big Foot when he hears a loud, loud noise coming from behind some bushes. He was smiling like he had hit the Lottery. He sneaks up to the bushes to get a peek. But then, as Cousin Hoyt would say, "Not Toooo Good". Uncle Percy trips over a root, falls through the Bushes, lands on top of 2 porcupines a "courtin' ". So much for hunting Big Foot and never mess with 2 porcupines a "courtin'. The Games: Lee @ Lebanon Last week the Lee Generals had to try and defend against a bunch raiding Vikings. The General's Defensive strategy was no match for this wild bunch of Vikings who took a win back to Bristol, TN. The Russell Co. Long Rifles had a much better week. They went on a Tiger Hunt and were very successful as they bagged several Tiger skins. This week The Generals will regroup and try to invade Long Rifle Country hoping to surprise them still celebrating their successful Tiger Hunt and get out with a win. Their sneak attack will fail as they run into a Hornet's nest of prepared Long Riflemen. Look for the Long Rifles to put a severe stingin' on the Generals. LOSER: THE GENERALS Eastern Montgomery @ The Cliff The last time The Mustangs rode into Rebel Territory they were to swift for The Rebels to corral and lasso them. The Mustangs were able to ride away with a playoff victory and the Rebel Flag. The Mustangs lost last week and will be reshod and will be riding hard to The Cliff looking for a win. The Rebels are coming off a week 1 victory. The Rebels lost 3 big offensive hosses off their high scoring offense from last year. However, this time The Rebels will have enough rope to lasso The Mustangs and corral them into the corner of The Cliff. LOSER: EASTERN MONTGOMERY Central-Wise @ Grundy Finally, THE LUKE has came back to Grundy. The Luke will also be bringing along a bunch of Savage Warriors with him that just love to run over people. While The Warriors ran over Eastside last week, The Slate Crik Boys lost to The Clincho Ridge Runners. This will not be a Good Friday for The Slate Crik Crawdads, excuse me, Uncle Percy said to be Politically Correct ( California/The Bucket List) Slate Crik Crayfish. This week the Crayfish do not have a 6' 7" receiver to throw to like Eastside or the horses to stop The Warriors ground attack. The Crayfish will become The Preyfish as THE LUKE and his WILD WARRIORS roll over them. LOSER: GRUNDY RICHLANDS @ UNION Not very often do you get a "THE GAME" 2 weeks in a row. Last week The Beavers of WV pulled out a 17 -14 win over Graham. This Week it's The Big Blue Win Machine of Richlands and The Bears of Union. This Game has became one of best rivalries in The History of SW Virginia Football. The Big Blue Win Machine will be rolling into Bullitt Park at full force to give Coach Mance A big victory. However, The BBWM are going to run into a bunch of ferocious High Knob Bears who have been sharpening their claws all week for this one. Both teams are coming off wins over old rivals Gate City and J. I. Burton. This Friday, look for the bear fur to fly and the wind blades to be wrapped in another classic showdown between two of the best. Once again, this may come down to who has the ball last. In another close one, the... LOSER: RICHLANDS (Better Go Early To Get A Seat) ABINGDON @ GATE CITY Interesting, no comment LOSER: NO COMMENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Rebel 37 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Word is Luke's tribe have perfected the figure 4.....Could get ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobster 20 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Lil' Leonard and Uncle Percy have done went and come back from The Golden Corral all stuffed full of crawdabs and Aunt Lucy's carrot cake. Youenz can't believe nothin they say when their sugar diabeast is acting up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unchained 587 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 11 hours ago, Old_Rebel said: Word is Luke's tribe have perfected the figure 4.....Could get ugly Actually they are working on the people's elbow :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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