THEPIGSKINPETE

Ole Pete back after getting suspended from the Board! Me and the Head Falcon had to share some banana splits till I could beg back on the Board; looks like he is on a banana boat to South America or South Carolina. Ok -- you two legged and mentally challenged football fanatics -- this week's pick! Miami University and Correctional Institute vs. Duke Lacrosse Devils. Are there enough handcuffs in Durham for these two teams? If the U stomps on the 'D' at midfield it will be the closest they have come to a passing grade since they hit Coral Gables. Prediction U 17 arrests to Duke's 10 arrests

Hello you monkeys! Pete back with a little jungle love for you prediction starved primates. Let's get right down to some monkey business; Graham J Edgar Hoovers versus the Grundy lawyers and Pharmacists. Even a monkey's uncle could predict this game; do the math you tree climbers! While the lawyers and pill pushers have their noses in the books, the J Edgars will flex their muscles at the expense of the bookworms. J Edgar 53 Lawyers & Docs 14

Ole Pete offers his take on the battle of the bluegrass bands. Shelby Jewell and the Bluegrass Kinsman versus the Grundy Grass Quartet. Kentucky versus Virginia, pickin and a grinnin. From Chicken in the Bread Pan to Bill Young Mountain Breakdown, Shelby and Ebby Jewell will be singing your favorites competing against the harmonizing quartet of Greg Rowe, Jack Compton, Craig Plymal, and Bull Blevins. Ole Pete's pick: Grundy Grass by a encore!

Not so quick! 'Ole Pete don't rely on pesky rodents to spread his word! Pete has some predictions ready for you two legged Cro Magnons. What you want?

I see Emory and Hank joining the Navy this weekend; kinda like that old Village People song. The lads from Emory will get all wet while the alumni gets soaked. The stinging insects from Glade Spring will get fumigated by the Newport Cigarettes. Final score NN 32; E&H 13

Brainwave -- thought you had disappeared like a ham sandwich at a hobo's convention. Yes, Coach Palmer and Coach Litz will both have a band director's baton in their hand and will arm wrestle each other at 7:15 with the winner receiving the privilege to direct the other's band. Oddsmakers in Vegas have the portly Palmer installed as a 5:3 favorite over the elderly Litz as of 10:45 a.m. EST

Ole PETE thinks there will be more monkey business at this game than there is in the Banana Republic!

Sorry boys, but Ole PETE has been down in Abingdon dealing with them banana puddings. You want predictions? Ole PETE has got em! Tell me which game you want to know the score for and I will post it in time for you to make your bets at the pool hall!

Ok; here is another prediction for you jungle lovers. In one corner we got the Hurley 'fightin Rebs and in the other we have the Dumas Walker Kentucky Headhunters (it is in Kentucky, right?). THEPIGSKINPETE has consulted the magic lump of coal and has a prediction for you yard apes. Pete predicts a long night for the rebels if the Little Big Horn doesn't quit having ladies night and the rebel generals don't get any chairs broken over their heads. If the chairs stay on the floor, then Pete predicts a score! The final - Dumas Walker 17, Hurley 2 1/2

No fear here my furry friends. Pete is back with his take on the Abingdon Deafmutes versus the Tazewell Green Meanies game. Take a megaphone and shout all you want because the headless Foulcons will be hard pressed to hear the scoreboard ring without the head bird shouting the plays. Old Pete has investigated thoroughly and it seems the head bird may have drug the muffler off his Ford Falcon coming past the Barter Theatre upsetting some of the local big birds who were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons. Pete picks the Dawgs to bite the birds 37 to 6!

Pigskin Pete predicts: Marion vs. Virginia? Marion 16, UVA 5 The Marion Mountain Dews won't even have to unlock the gates to the asylum for some kickoff team krazies to get this win. UVA lost to Some Direction Michigan last week and won't even be able to beat AA Power Marion Friday night.

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Old Navy Wave is right! I am back from a much needed exile in Cuba. Seems like the Grundy boys sent me a ticket for a cruise after I predicted Richlands over them by the score of 99 - 0 a few years ago. Little did I know that they sent me on a slow boat to work in one of Fidel's cigar factorys. If it hadn't been for Bill Clinton, I may still be there. Anyway, I am back and ready to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about predicting high school football scores. If you can't stand the truth, stay out of the jungle!

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