LeonardsLosers (Black Friday)

[Leonards_Losers 12]

Black Friday

 

Cave Spring @ Richlands

 

This is not about crazy people camping out at Wal-Mart or McDowell County, WV running out of West Virginia Fortune Cookies. Word on 2nd street is that the sexiest CHAIN CREW in SWVA is being replaced by an ALL-Star, Head Bangin’ Back in Black Heavy Metal Crew. That’s right folks; you could see someone from Metallica, AC-DC, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, or Iron Maiden roaming the sidelines pulling the chains. (Uncle Uriah Heep Slocum’s kind of people).

Coach Mance and His BBWM (Big Blue Wind Machine) will have to turn it up a couple of decibels this Black Friday when they host the Motley Crue from Cave Spring. The Spring Crue have rolled over several teams this year putting up some Amplified numbers and will be in a “Rage Against the Machine†and try to raise some “Mayhem†this Friday night.

The Spring Crue will find out that they can’t keep the Big Johnson and Strong “Kornâ€ered all night. Look for the BBWM to be in an “Annihilator†frame of mind; raising some “Mayhem†of their own in their let the “Hammer Fall†DEFENSE. When it’s over, look for the Crue to be on the “Skid Row†back to the Spring humming Alice Cooper’s School’s out and Banging their heads.

 

LLL – CAVE SPRING

 

Hoanker @ Galax

Honaker is still alive.!!!!!!!!!!!! (Can You believe it) Percy, and I both agree that they are the slowest 10-2 in 5 states, but they always seem to find a way to win. Once again this week it will be a battle of SPEED Vs. SIZE. Galax has about as many speed demons as they are Red Bud trees in Honaker. The Coffin Makers are a perfect 12-0 and has sanded a many of pine boxes along the way this season. Last week, they buried the Buzzard Ridge Devil and his little imps in the 2nd half down in BEAMER COUNTRY. However, this week will be different. Honaker has the size advantage but Grandpa Clovis’ rooster “Phantom†has always crowed that size doesn’t matter if you can’t catch’em. But don’t except the Den of Southwest Virginia Football to go down easy. I’m sure he will Google the Bluefield Dairy Queen for their Vanilla Milk Shake recipe, because he will need one to settle his upset stomach after his run left and run right offense gets TOMBSTONED BY THE COFFIN MAKERS.

LLL – Honaker

 

Clintwood @ George Wythe

 

Most teams from the Mountains haven’t fared to well when they crossed through the Big Walker Mountain Funnel this year. Another Tuff Outing is in store for both squads this week. The Speed of the Macaroons vs. the Knock U Out Style of football from Clintwood. Now Ol Leonard and Percy would like nothing more than seeing the GREEN WAVE flex their muscles and bring home the bacon. We have some family members that moved from upper Virginia (around Welch WV) to the Great Mayfield’s of Pulaski County, and now have adapted GW as their “Local Teamâ€. Give me a break!!!!!! If Clintwood can catch’em they’ll win. You must remember when predicting this game. Its hunting season and those Clintwood boys wears Mossy Oak. Those running backs better be careful, because if you can see them

 

LLL – Clintwood

 

Note: Grandpa Clovis says the Phoebus Phantoms will put the Cock-A-Doodle-Doo on the Norcom Greyhounds for antoher Regional Championship. He says those Portsmouth City Boys wouldn't know a Hound from a Poodle.

 

VT @ UVA

 

Brains against Playmakers. Could get ugly for the WaHOOs….but London finds ways to win. Sorry, but the Bandwagon for UVA is full.

 

LLL – VT Chokies

[mrb 26]

You mean Coach Debord is going to be on the chain gang. Big D could you get a few pictures.

[Lance 228]

I'm just hoping Doro is there.

[Cornholio 10]

You mean Coach Debord is going to be on the chain gang. Big D could you get a few pictures.

 

Back in Black for Coach D

[Ditto 10]

hah Coach Debord is awesome.. who remembers the trolls! :D