Lil' Leonard's Losers: WK 7

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Lil’ Leonard’s Losers: Week 7

 

Folks we’re sorry for such a short list of games this week, but that darn fertilizer salesman, Elmer Laboy, tried to run away from his new bride Cousin Faylene. We turned Ol’ Trailer, Lil’ Red, and Monroe loose on his trail and caught up with him in Abingdon trying to hop a Greyhound bus to Mississippi. Sorry we didn’t run into Falconman and Southbound.  Grandpas Cleyus and Clovis told Ol' Elmer if he ran agin, they would turn him into a gelding and he could them run to whereever.

 

Holston at Patrick Henry

 

The Cavs will be peddling their two wheelers along the VA Creeper Trail this Friday night to take on the Rebels of the Glade in a Washington Co. showdown. The trail has been long and rough at times this year for the Trailblazers. At times, the Cavs fans have felt like they have been watching old reruns of Matlock starring Sheriff Andy Taylor. On the other side of the Wasper’s Nest, lies the camp of the Baby Blue Rebels. Their season started off with a BANG! However, here of late, their cannons have been silent and the hopes for a winning season are looking dim like wet powder. Sgt. Palmer has some work to do before these Rebels came become a fighting force week in and week out. Word around the closed Appy Trail is several illegal hikers have seen rebel scouts burying jack rocks & thumb tacks along the Creeper Trail to slow the Trailblazers down. Uncle Percy says he hopes the Cavs can win this one. Folks have you ever been to the ICE CREAM SHOP after a big Holston win!!!

 

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: Patrick Henry

 

 

Twin Valley at Hannan, WV

 

Coach Puddin’ will be taking his Pilgrim Knob Prowlers on a road trip to Ashton, WV, to take on the 1-4 Hannan Wildcats. The Hanna-Bedanna Cats lost a tough one last week to the Miller High Falcons in Corning, OHIO by a score of 26-20. How about that Folks, a bunch of Falcons that can win. The PK Prowlers and Coach Puddin’ got into a bunch of angry Phelps Hornets last week and escaped without getting strung too bad for a 38-36 victory. The PK Prowlers are showing improvement over last year especially on offense. A win for Coach Puddin’ and the PK Prowlers this Friday night will clinch the INTERSTATE BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP . Look for a wild, fur flying cat fight in this game, with the PK Boys winning it in a close one. And that’s the truth Compton. Remember, the “Truth is always in the Puddingâ€.

 

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: Hannan

 

 

Auburn @ Giles

 

Don't believe we have ever did an Auburn Eagle game, but we can't remember the last time the Riner Boys jumped off to a 4-0 start.  The year of the Eagle hit some strong headwinds last week at Buena Vista and returned to Riner with their first lost of the season and some Muy Mal Vistas.  We don't know much about the Eagles except that you can get a good Buffallo Burger in Riner.  However, we do know about the Single-Wang bunch that they will be flying to P-Burg to take on this week.  Expect some heavy Cross Buck Winds into P-burg this weekend which will ground the Eagles.  Sorry Eagles, but the Single-Wang Waltz may be to much to overcome.

 

Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Auburn

 

 

Lebanon @ Abingdon

 

Well looks like the Blue Buzzards pulled off an upset against Volunteer, TN last week and the Thunderbird and MD 20/20 wines  were uncapped all over town.  Word is, that Food City had to send a Truck to Grundy to pick up more wine and Food City Cheese for the big celebration at The Martha.  This week, the Buzzards take on the Coonskin Cap boys from across the mountain.  The Pioneers got ambushed by a bunch of Blue Imps last week and would love to return the favorite to a big bunch of Ugly Blue Buzzards this week.  Look for the Buzzards to not take the Coonskin Cap Boys as a threat to snap their win streak.  They'll be looking for another Cheese Fest this weekend and Forgit about taking care of business first.

 

Lil' Leonards Loser: Abingdon   (Wonder if Falconman still has a headache??)

 

Other Losers:  Clintwood, Tazewell(close), Louisa Co., Churchland, Poquoson, W.T. Woodson, Great Bridge, Deep Creek (they'll be in something deep and its not a creek)

 

Ugly Game:  GW-Danville @ Patrick Co.  The Cougars will look like they hit ever limb as they fell out of the ugly tree.

 

They'll be one bunch of birds that'll win, The Arcadia Firebirds.

 

 

 

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