Lil' Leonard's Losers WK 8

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Northwood @ Holston

 

The Shake-Rattle & Roll Cats from Gpysum Flats will take their road show to the Creepy Trail this Friday. Now this bunch of HIP CATS are sniffing at an Extended Road Tour come November and a win on the Creeper would move The Shaking Cats up from their present spot on the Road Show Tour List to a much better GIG LOCALE. The Creeper Mob is also looking to move up on that same list and understand that a BIG win over the Shaking Cats could boost their chances of holding an ICE CREAM SOCIAL in November. Word has it, that the Ol’ Salt Shaker may take some time off the campaign trail to attend this match up. He can also do some hand pumpin’, kiss a few babies, tell a few tall tales, sell some popcorn. He may even flip the coin. Look for the Shaking Cats to be tuned up for this one but the Creeper Crew will cut the power to the Cats’ amps.

 

 Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: Northwood

 

 

Twin Valley @ Haysi

 

The Pilgrim’s Knob Felines scratched and clawed their way to a big victory over Hannah, WV this past Friday. In Fact. They discovered a way to keep the other team from scoring in a 40-0 win. This win clinched The Interstate Bowl Series Championship for Coach Puddin’ and his Black Felines. Up next is another game in the BDD TIDY CAT BOX TROPHY chase. Coach Puddin’ and his Black Felines travel to The Sandlick to take on Coach Colley and his 6-0 Red Cats. The PK Felines will have to really sharpen their claws for the cat fight. These Red Cats can throw & run. Matter of fact, the only other teams to throw more than Coach Colley over the past 30 plus years are the Univ. of Houston, BYU, and the Canadian Football League. Coach Colley and his Red Cats have been “Bowen†over ever foe this season and are to go 10-0 plus more. Coach Colley and the Red Cats will not cut the PK Cats any slack in this one.

 

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: Twin Valley

 

Don’t miss the Tigerettes dancing on top of the concession stand to Mustang Sally. That's the truth Rowe.

 

 

Castlewood @ Lebanon

 

Since the Ol’Devil has left the school on top of the hill at the Mouth of Mew, the once playoff Blue Imps have gone down, down, down to a 1-6 record. The PHEW at the Mouth of MEW has gotten the Buzzards of Buzzards Roost a Circling. The Blue Imps will try and get rid of some of that PHEW Friday night as they travel down the DOGTOWN TURNPIKE to take on the Coonskin Cap Lads. Lebanon lost a close one to Abington last week and well----Ah its was Abingdon and they haven’t been any kind of threat on the town’s cow pasture in recent memory. The Coonskin Cap lads are off to a 2-4 start this year and the best thing we can figure out is that this could be a very UGLY game. It could get so UGLY that they will be skimming UGLY off Little Cedar Creek and Copper Creek till Christmas.

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: Lebanon

 

Uncle Percy insisted that we pick this game because the Lebanon Middle School cancelled (twice) their game with Riverview Middle School for Thursday. The reason this time, so their Middle School football team could ride in the Homecoming parade and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. However, if the Coach and/or whoever does the scheduling knew ahead of time about the parade they should have not picked this date for a make up. You disappointed the Riverview kids and their parents by cancelling.

 

VA High @ Abingdon

 

UH, UH, V High has played a tougher schedule. Abingdon is on a 2 game winning streak (Volunteer, TN 0-7 & Lebanon 2-4) and are soaring higher that a kite. UH, UH, Almost forgot, word is, FAT BOY and his POSSE are going to be selling WEST VIRGINIA FORTUNE COOKIES at this game. Thelma Lou said, “I bet those Whiners & Cheezers have never had any of those for Sunday Brunchâ€. Falconman and Southbound will be passing the Richard’s Wild Irish Rose around after this one. And Fellas, don’t forget to save BigO some.

 

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser: The Blue Buzzards