FatBoy

[ QUOTE ] In addition to having a pretty decent football program, Brookville is also the alma mater of the following well-known entertainers: * Phil Vassar * Anthony Clark * Teddy Spaghetti [/ QUOTE ] and A.J. Nenni, son of the infamous Tony Nenni!

[ QUOTE ] Those towels are no longer used. They are bad luck lol. I burnt mine. And I know other people who did the same. [/ QUOTE ] Don't burn 'em.......give 'em back to that Hearse feller; that is what he uses to stuff them corpsees with

[ QUOTE ] I have been known to go days without bathing but is it really that bad. Do i need to wurk on bathing more. Fatback if you lose weight ill start bathing maybe with you. [/ QUOTE ] No way that the round mound from downtown is getting in the tub with a dude! No sword fightin for this heavenly body fellers. You all must have me cornfused with that fat feller what does them extracise 8 tracks.

That Hearse feller has dun got you boys again. That first year he used all the material left over from them Gaskets to make them teratable towels and last year he bought up them leftover UVA pondponds after Virginy Tek stomped a mudhole in them wahoods. I have it from relieabull sources that this year if the Blue tormados make it to states he is gonna buy everybody in the stadeum a doulbe chesseburgur and limeaid from Sonics Drive in.

How did Ray Codger do last night? Did he wear shorts in that 20 degree night? Could the chain crew keep up with the potent Blue Tornado offense?

[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Its not mean at all. He is just rooting for Marion...he is entitled to do that. Not everyone has to cheer for the Blues. [/ QUOTE ] I'd believe that if not for his "beat the blues" comment. I'm a newbie but longtime lurker. Check his posts. ghs84 is a certified 'Nader Hater, nothing more. [/ QUOTE ] I think I saw you yesterday driving through town in your '73 blue Toronado--are you Square Deal?

[ QUOTE ] Hundred needs to lose 1 student [/ QUOTE ] I reckon Paw Paw can go up there and take his cane to one of them and knock them into next week

[ QUOTE ] yeap i sure am thats why when yall came to grundy i got took out cause i got a (t) and then i came back in during the fourth and we were down and then i come in and we win by 17 i think it was but o yeah i am so bad and i kept mulkey in the d tourny till like 8 when i was on him but yeah i am so bad maybe u should know what u are talking about before u start talking smack and yeah u know i said some bad things last year during some games but i said sorry to them and they accepted it so stop holding on to the past cause this year will be different so once again sorry tax and sorry kj but u cant set here and tell me that no one gets mad during a game and u cant tell me that noone says things during a game to get the oponet off of there game so whatever and dont take this as i am saying that i think i will be first team cause i dont i know that i wont i know that i aint that good cause peck and mulkey and austin there better and shoot even billiter is better i am just saying there is by no way am i terriable [/ QUOTE ] Say what????? Are you in Jack Compton's English class? Ole Fatboy can barely read all that through my honey bun crumbs.

[ QUOTE ] I think its FatBoy and Cornholio,their pretty big. [/ QUOTE ] Corn Flakes couldn't hold my jock, and come to think of it, why would he want to? Yes I am the ultimate big man, tons of fun, the mound of rebound, the Barry White of the hardwood. While I may have game, I am a player for sure!

The real question Friday night is if the notorious RHS chain gang can answer the call? Proclaimed to be the SWD's best, are they up to a Regional championship?

[ QUOTE ] Are ya jealous that the low-life people from Hurley are over there running the show and not you....Go back to school then [/ QUOTE ] I know for a fact that Olewave never went to school. He was found wrapped in Stubby Currence articles out of the Bluefield Daily Smellograph at Cotton's Drive Inn and was adopted by a pack of wolves. Old Hairy (as the wolves referred to him) roamed the streets of Bluefield taking his meals from garbage cans (which was later the motivation for Brian Setzer on his hit album). He never learned to read or talk but was able to use his pawfoot to manuever a keyboard. Instead of talking trash about Olewave, we should all be proud of what the he-beast has become. Three howls to Olewave!!!

[ QUOTE ] That is why they were on side kicking for, you stand on your toes for three quarters and see if you can kick the ball more than 10 yards. [/ QUOTE ] I believe Olewave is about right but my guess is the Devils didn't want to kick their footballs into the rocks and glass

[ QUOTE ] grundy will hands down win the state next year cause they are joining schoool with mount mission so they will be awesome they have done been approved to go ahead and join the two schools and they got this amazing running back and quarterback that is just hands down amazing thay are going to go ahead and play d1 after just one year swear to it [/ QUOTE ] Which state? The state of confusion ?

[ QUOTE ] I heard he is getting a "full ride" scholarship to Va. Tech. Is their any truth in this? If so, for offense or defense? [/ QUOTE ] I challenge him to a pie eaten contest

[ QUOTE ] Hey man haven't you learned yet they are alot of jealous people on here that don't want anyone else to succeed, thats why they made this board so people could try to sabotage someone from getting something. What do you think Corn and FatBack. I LOVE THIS BOARD [/ QUOTE ] They just don't feel the love that Corn Flake, Tully, OFISHE8, Ole Wave, WahWahtussy and Fatboy get from their legions of idolizing fans. It is hard to be humble when you are famous and a forum superstar but some of us got it and some of them don't!

[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hurley will win just like hillary clinton will get cause with Pres. Bush in the white house [/ QUOTE ] "Boy, I didn't understand a word you just said..." [/ QUOTE ] x2 [/ QUOTE ] I understand perfectly. Hillary is starting at wide out for the Rebs Friday.

[ QUOTE ] Air Plymal is going to TV... [/ QUOTE ] Who did he make mad to have to go to TV?

[ QUOTE ] Any rumors on what coach is on the hot seat with their job? Also who is safe? Is anyone moving to another school? Your thoughts [/ QUOTE ] Palmer threw his back out and was sittin on the hot seat with a hetin pad today.

General Lee had a better chance at Appomattox with his road weary rebs!

[ QUOTE ] ease up Rebs, no need to get your panties soiled! so you have 25 signees?? good for you, see how many show up to play! lol, i dont blame you for trying to raise money for local teams but a full on contact game when people have jobs and families to lookout for isnt very smart. I even know some guys that wouldnt play semi ball for that reason, but i guess YOU could talk em out!...riiiiiiiiiiight [/ QUOTE ] Don't matter no how! Once me and Corny get the Pinto Bean Express hooked up, the whole 1986 Region D Champ Rebel team won't bring Corny down. I am a bit fearful that one of them Rebel players will bring a Dale Earnhardt cigar lighter out on the field though and try to send me and Corny to outerspace like them Homer Simpson Big Creek boys.

[ QUOTE ] So I take it you're not interested... 'Not to be mean' but I guess we'll just have to wait and see... Just for your information, I already have 25 signees without advertising in the local newspaper or radio. Lets say that number increases to atleast 50, only 22 can play at one time, hence more substitution, less reps, less chance of getting hurt. Hell I could walk out on my front porch and sprain my ankle, does that mean I shouldn't walk out on the porch? I guess we could all just sit around, watch tv, eat pizza and drink beer and growl about not having enough money to send kids to camp. The funny thing is, obviously you're not willing to participate, but I guarantee you, if you are still in this area, you will buy a ticket (which is the whole intention of the fund raiser). You know, if you're in your mid 20's to early 30's and you're so out of shape that you can't push yourself for 3 plays with a 30 second break in between then yeah, you shouldn't participate. If you're in your early 20's then hell you have nothing to worry about. I really hate that for you by the way. Just for your information other schools outside of Buchanan County participate in similar fund raisers. On another note, even if a waiver wasn't signed, why would you even consider a lawsuit? You play at your own risk. I could go to the skate rink this weekend and break my leg, should I sue them because I wasn't a good enough skater? Just a thought... Not to be mean, but if you're not going to support the damn thing keep your opinion to yourself. The subject of the original post wasn't asking for opinions it was asking for interested individuals willing to help their local football programs. [/ QUOTE ] I am stoked now; sign me up! One question though..........does this mean I can't eat pizza and drink beer any more? Fatboy needs a size 54 XXX Petite jersey though!

Wiser minds prevailed and the 'ole Special Teams coach broke out a new pair of bibbed coverhauls for the festivities. It was either a stroke of genius, a stroke of luck, and almost a stroke of the heart because the Grundy bus had a flat tire (about as flat as the Grundy offense) and the sandman had to change the tire during the third quarter.

[ QUOTE ] Well far as I see it both team are at there worst its not a big game really...and to say that the teams have alot of heart thats really funny cause all the hurley football players are worried about is gettting drunk and partys.So when you have players worrried about were the party and not wha key players then need to slow down it that teams has not heart.To me thats just a sad excuse for a team hopefully they can grow up next year. [/ QUOTE ] It's too cold for football............where's the party?

[ QUOTE ] I think the ring is a prop... or did bucky fix him up with someone from the correctional center? [/ QUOTE ] Is that sweat or drool running down his mouth onto his neck? OFIHY, you shore that ain't that gay little feller that has that video called 'sweaten to the oldies'?

I saw Coach Palmer, RHS defensive guru, dressed as Mike Vick tonight. The scariest goblin I saw all night!