Who is the fat guy? He looks like he is reaching for a hamburger.
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Just talked to several of the Richlands football coaches at a middle school basketball game and point blank asked them if there had been staff defections. It appears that some comments were taken out of context. Three coaches, who shall remain nameless, were lamenting about weight gains and their middle aged corpulence. These three made a pact to start the Jenny Craig diet plan during the off season and accordingly will be missing some workouts to attend the weekly weight checks and participate in the obligatory testimonials. Hopefully these three will come back next fall slim, trim and svelte.
I thought the Phelps Hornet got smashed with a rolled up Voice newspaper back in the summer of 2011. Glad to see he is still alive and tickling the ivories on his keypad
That Ford Pinto you saw the little satans pushing was the head Devil's new ride. It threw out a timing chain and the boys was pushing it off the hill down to Morgan-McClures
Tigers got to figure out what runs through Coach Scammell's veins before they will be successful. Rumor is it is a mixture of Watkins Branch spring water, gingerbread, super glue, tomato juice, and Rocky Road ice cream
Fatboy just got out of jail last weekend. Me and OleWave had been stealing cows and selling the leather and milk, but I got caught and OleWave made a run for it. I ain't sore or nothing at him; he took care of my old lady while I was locked up.
Count me out this year Alum. I was going to come to yer tailgate this year but that Herman Munster lookalike that refs basketball and is an undertaker told me last night that he wasn't buying the terrbile towels for the big game like he has done in the past.
You would think that feller would want to do something for the community while it is alive instead of when we die???
If you can talk him into supporting the team, I will personally drive him and his 1987 West Virginia Mountaineer van to the game!
Picture # 5 clearly shows the gold boot. In a clever move, Coach 'Tiny" Compton has the gold boot hidden under his Colorado sweatshirt to pull out to motivate the boys at exactly the right moment. Word from the Huddle House is that Tiny had also used the boot to stash the two Cardiac Arrest triple cheeseburgers he bought on the trip up to TTown. The scrum at the end was directly attributed to the onions from the burgers.
Who would want to coach any sport with all these crazy parent who think their child is going to sign a major grant and aid with a major college most wont even go to Kings college on the hill in wardell.
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