phelpshornet 12 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Is see youze from buckeye holler just wondering you ever come over to Jackie Darrells in downtown Phelps and partake in any of there fine cuisine? they have corndog thursdays it's all you can swoller (up to 50) but they make ya pay for the mustard...just wonderin you beein close and all.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phelpshornet 12 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 forgot to tell you youmight wanna pick your washin it down juice before you cross the state line seeinghow ole skinner has raised the rate atop widders branch seeing how how he has to go all the way to sams now to restock..buy in bulk you know..damn gas prices.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBoy 10 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Check the Post Office bulletin board fer more information. Seems like old Salty got into a little corn squezzins about 15 years ago when he was calling a ball game in Hurley and took him a left when he shoulda taken a right. He ended up smack dab in the middle of downtown Phelps and commenced to asken fer some directions from a couple of girls in a '79 lime green Pinto. Turns out them girls ended up taken Salty back to their trailer home and the next morning went to carryin on what all Salty had done to them. The authorities escorted Salty to the state line and he haint been back since! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90bhsgrad 10 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Is this english you guy's are typing, or some made up language that only you guy's know???????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SALTSHAKER 10 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Fatback, I know you have Heard the old saying if the Pinto or trailer is rocken dont come a knocken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89Tornado 10 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Is this english you guy's are typing, or some made up language that only you guy's know???????????????????? [/ QUOTE ] Keep in mind that Fatboy and Salty take pride in keeping their dialect alive and kicking, you can watch where their language originated, just go out and rent the movie deliverance. The boy pickin' the banjo on the porch is a cousin to Salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SALTSHAKER 10 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Your right 89 tomato you got a nice little mouth on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beamerball 566 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 Just curious, but it Hagerman still coaching up there at Phelps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olewave 44 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 He was dismissed for being too friendly to the coed students. He was hired or moved to East Ridge High in Kentucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phelpshornet 12 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Check the Post Office bulletin board fer more information. Seems like old Salty got into a little corn squezzins about 15 years ago when he was calling a ball game in Hurley and took him a left when he shoulda taken a right. He ended up smack dab in the middle of downtown Phelps and commenced to asken fer some directions from a couple of girls in a '79 lime green Pinto. Turns out them girls ended up taken Salty back to their trailer home and the next morning went to carryin on what all Salty had done to them. The authorities escorted Salty to the state line and he haint been back since! [/ QUOTE ] FatBoy heres a pic as the saluted him as he was crossing the state line..uhh one of them kinda looked a little flat chested..whats up with that salty?http://www.stil-his.no/brukerfiler/Innebandy/He-man%20-%20She-ra%2004.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBoy 10 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 I can tell from that there Poloroid picture that you was indeed there when the Phelps finest chucked ole Salty back across the state line. Now Salty never has claimed that them there Phelps she beasts were indeed all that feminine; as a matter of fact he thinks one or the druther of them womens was actually a switch hitter, but because of his state of inebriation he weren't too shore what state he was even in. All I know is what Salty has told me and he says them Kentucky girls are wildcats because they didn't have but about half a mouth full of teeth and they was as sharp as saw briars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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