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Devil Week

Grayson Co. @ Graham

This Saturday the Grayson Co. Blue Devils will roll out of the East River Mountain Tunnel with their pitchforks sharpen and their hair on fire. The Grayson IMPS have had an extra week to get ready for the G-Posse and should be healed up after the smackdown Clintwood put on them. This is a big game for both teams as it will be the District opener for both. Sheriff Williams & the G-Posse had a BIG WEEKEND last week as they clinched the Mercer Mall Trophy with a victory at Princeton, WV. Word is that the victory party at Cotton’s lasted until the Roosters started crowing. Now Sheriff Williams and the G-Posse had better have their game faces on for this one. These DEVILS are as slippery as the catfish in Uncle Wichita’s Fish Pond and can score quick and often. The DEVILS would love to prick and leave their mark on the G-POSSE’S behinds, but Sheriff Williams will have his Posse ready and will send these rowdy bunch back through the tunnel with their IMP TAILS dragging.

 

LLL – Grayson Co.

 

Castlewood @ Twin Springs

 

Touchdown Davey Boy Scammell is still soaring higher than the Buzzards on “Buzzard’s Roost†after Castlewood’s big victory over the Slate Crik Crawdads last Friday Night. The Banner Corner Devils appear to be getting their act together after a rough start and the OL†Devil showed he still has a burst of speed as he beat everyone to the 20 yard line on Edmonds’ 83 yard TD run. However, Davey Boy and his little devils has better not be looking past the Titains of the Twin Springs. Even though they are off to one of the worst starts around, they still have a way of sneaking up on the Banner Corner Devils. Must be a Corn Ridge Thing.

LLL – Titan of the Twin Springs

 

John Battle @ Gate City

 

The hottest team in Southwest Virginia is on the road this week traveling to what once was a hostel place to play. After several alien abductions and crop circle carving the Devils are looking forward to next season. Battle is playing fundamental football and folks thats hard to beat. Uncle Percy has bought all the Forrest Green Polo’s he could find. You folks know how Percy’s rolls, whoever is winning, Percy gets on the Bandwagon. Look for WCYB to be bleeding forest green and yellow.

 

LLL – Gate City

 

 

 

 

 

Game of the Week

 

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Grundy vs. Meadow Bridge

The going has been tough for the Slate Crik Crawdads. So far they haven’t been able to get a big W on any opponent that ain’t from Bucanistan. Last year, this game was tighter than Ant Lilly on yard sale Friday. Word is the Men of the Meadow are looking for some revenge on the Crawdads after Coach Ward and his lads ruined homecoming, but them Crawdads are tough to beat at home.

LLL – Meadown Bridge

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Devil Week

Grayson Co. @ Graham

This Saturday the Grayson Co. Blue Devils will roll out of the East River Mountain Tunnel with their pitchforks sharpen and their hair on fire. The Grayson IMPS have had an extra week to get ready for the G-Posse and should be healed up after the smackdown Clintwood put on them. This is a big game for both teams as it will be the District opener for both. Sheriff Williams & the G-Posse had a BIG WEEKEND last week as they clinched the Mercer Mall Trophy with a victory at Princeton, WV. Word is that the victory party at Cotton’s lasted until the Roosters started crowing. Now Sheriff Williams and the G-Posse had better have their game faces on for this one. These DEVILS are as slippery as the catfish in Uncle Wichita’s Fish Pond and can score quick and often. The DEVILS would love to prick and leave their mark on the G-POSSE’S behinds, but Sheriff Williams will have his Posse ready and will send these rowdy bunch back through the tunnel with their IMP TAILS dragging.

 

LLL – Grayson Co.

 

Castlewood @ Twin Springs

 

Touchdown Davey Boy Scammell is still soaring higher than the Buzzards on “Buzzard’s Roost†after Castlewood’s big victory over the Slate Crik Crawdads last Friday Night. The Banner Corner Devils appear to be getting their act together after a rough start and the OL†Devil showed he still has a burst of speed as he beat everyone to the 20 yard line on Edmonds’ 83 yard TD run. However, Davey Boy and his little devils has better not be looking past the Titains of the Twin Springs. Even though they are off to one of the worst starts around, they still have a way of sneaking up on the Banner Corner Devils. Must be a Corn Ridge Thing.

LLL – Titan of the Twin Springs

 

John Battle @ Gate City

 

The hottest team in Southwest Virginia is on the road this week traveling to what once was a hostel place to play. After several alien abductions and crop circle carving the Devils are looking forward to next season. Battle is playing fundamental football and folks thats hard to beat. Uncle Percy has bought all the Forrest Green Polo’s he could find. You folks know how Percy’s rolls, whoever is winning, Percy gets on the Bandwagon. Look for WCYB to be bleeding forest green and yellow.

 

LLL – Gate City

 

 

 

 

 

Game of the Week

 

This game is brought to you by Charlie’s Coon Dog Shampoo---

Folks on a cool night hunt it’s always nice to have your huntin’ dogs smelling fine. With our highly tested and recommended shampoo, you will double your trail dog production (Guaranteed). Try our new Midnight moonlight scent – it’s a special blend of raccoon hair and oak tree bark substitute mixed with maple scented soap.

 

Grundy vs. Meadow Bridge

The going has been tough for the Slate Crik Crawdads. So far they haven’t been able to get a big W on any opponent that ain’t from Bucanistan. Last year, this game was tighter than Ant Lilly on yard sale Friday. Word is the Men of the Meadow are looking for some revenge on the Crawdads after Coach Ward and his lads ruined homecoming, but them Crawdads are tough to beat at home.

LLL – Meadown Bridge

 

Indeed! Cotton's was rocking after the big win over Princeton! We were all racing back to Bluefiled in order to get there. Fried bologna at its best with Texas Pete as a chaser!

 

Graham has that "Mercer Mall Trophy" proudly displayed as you enter the food court. LOL!

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Indeed! Cotton's was rocking after the big win over Princeton! We were all racing back to Bluefiled in order to get there. Fried bologna at its best with Texas Pete as a chaser!

 

Graham has that "Mercer Mall Trophy" proudly displayed as you enter the food court. LOL!

 

Awesome.

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