Lil’ Leonard’s Losers:

[ghos88t 68]

Sorry Folks for being late. We’ve had some of those technical difficulties on Possum Tail and a headache called Cousin Delbert. Would any of you like to participate in Cousin Claude’s New Social Program?  It’s called “Adopt a Cousin” and he already has a candidate for adoption (Cousin Delbert). Cousin Claude got his idea from all those Woke Programs that Woke Joe, Nancy Pe-Lost-It, Crazy Bernie, and that Coffee Maid are trying to push through Congress. Best part of Cousin Claude’s Program, it won’t raise your taxes. Well, think on it.  Now to the Losers.

 

Grundy @ Chilhowie 

Old Charlie Dickens once wrote, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”.  That sort of sums these 2 football teams for the past month. The I-81 Road Warriors were on a roll winning 7 in a row, then have gone on a 3 game losing streak. The Slate Crik Crawdads were on a downhill roll toward missing the Playoffs until they got their tails moving in the right direction ( Bass Ackards ) and got on a winning streak, except for a little bump called Wise-Central, to back into the Playoffs. This game is probably going to be close. We hear we could have a cold, rainy night for it. That sounds like a typical November Friday night for Nelson Memorial Stadium, so the Crawdads should feel at home. If it is, The I-81 Warriors could have fits chasing a bunch of Crawdads in the mud in their flat moccasins. These Crawdads can move pretty darn good in the mud. Just look at what happen to The Rowdy Rebels from Glade a couple of weeks ago.  No upset here.

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

Chilhowie

 

Twin Valley @ Patrick Henry 

Looks like Coach Ward discovered the potion or spell to break The Poison Pen Hex with 2 big wins last week. Cousin Delbert (Remember, Adopt a Cousin) was telling us about a person over on Loggy Bottom that could break hexes and spells, and also remove warts, so Coach Ward must have also. We had picked the Loser for this game earlier until we got the news last night that The Rowdy Rebels we’re NOT going to play this game on the Wasper Rug, but in the grass and hopefully mud at The Glade.  If true, we figure The Rowdy Rebels would rather have the Cooper kid that scored all those TDS (15) in 3 games a churning in the mud (Rebels hoping for rain) than running wild on a rug. Makes sense. However, Cousin Delbert thinks that The Poison Pen Hex has been put back on the Pilgram Knob Cats because of a certain post on a certain web site. His reasoning, “They moved the game from that fake grass”.  Well we believe that The Rowdy Rebels won’t need hexes or spells but a few good defensive stands to win this one. However, The Rowdy Rebels better beware, The Cooper kid could also be a “Mud Dobber”.

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

Twin Valley 

 

VA High @ Union

VCats, Uncle Percy said your team got the shortest end of the stick in the history of short ended sticks.  #2 in the Power Ratings and the Road. Uncle Percy had some other things to say which we will not repeat because GMan, The Head Revenuer, would definitely have to use a time out.  However he was comparing and talking about 1996 West Roanoke Clowns. Anyway, tough break for the Racing Cats as they will now have to go race in a Bear Den. This Bear Den is usually not a very good place to visit in November. It can be downright nasty. The Bearcats have had a heck of a season and The U Bears have had a stumble or two. This game could very well turn into a high scoring game, similar to the VA High/Spotswood game. One big difference though, The Bears power game will prove the difference and will slow the Racing Cats down enough even if they’re running on a higher octane for the win and a Graham rematch (?). 

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

Virginia High

 

Ridgeview @ Richlands

Ridgeview Beware. You may have won earlier but beware. The Little Blue Fizzle Machine has found some extra fizzle. In other words for you Ridgeview fans and others, THEY have found their Famous Lucky Horse Shoe. That’s right, first time in The VHSL Playoffs, that we know of, a #6 (Power Ratings) gets to host a first round playoff game. On the other hand, all you Little Blue Fizzle Machine Fans, The Ridge Wolves are probably licking their chops because instead of having to play Union or Wise-Central, they get to play a team that they have already slobber knocked.  They may have looked like the Big Blue Win Machine against VA High, but We don’t think that Lucky Horse Shoe is going to make much of a difference tonight for the Blues. Look for a Big Blue Fizzle Out and a lot of howl in’ by the Ridge Wolves.

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

Little Blue Fizzle Machine 

 

Goodness gracious, Uncle Percy is now mumbling something about loose screws and burned out lightbulbs. 
 

Lee High @ Graham

DUH????

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

DUH

 

Covington @ George Wythe

Covington Forfeits. The Maroon Macaroons get a few extra days to think about next week’s butt kickin’

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

George Wythe

 

Don’t forget Cousin Claude’s “Adopt a Cousin Program”.  He already has a Cousin for adoption.  How about VCats? 

 

 

 

[generallyspeaking 39]

13 minutes ago, ghos88t said:

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Lee High @ Graham

DUH????

Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:

DUH

 

 

Yeah Lee is really gonna put the whooping on the G-Men. You hate to see a 9-0 season end in a blowout loss to a team that shouldn’t be there in the first place :’(

[BandanaVTDavis4321 1,719]

4 hours ago, generallyspeaking said:

Yeah Lee is really gonna put the whooping on the G-Men. You hate to see a 9-0 season end in a blowout loss to a team that shouldn’t be there in the first place :’(

Yea, that's the way I interpreted and predict, and I'm sure everyone else does as well. A sure win for Lee High up at Mitchell Stadium. 

[Cousin_Hoyt 88]

I guess Uncle Percy and Lil’ Leonard should have broken it down a little more.  Made it simpler for the Millennials.  

[BandanaVTDavis4321 1,719]

56 minutes ago, Cousin_Hoyt said:

I guess Uncle Percy and Lil’ Leonard should have broken it down a little more.  Made it simpler for the Millennials.  

No, Uncle Percy did a good job.  I was being tic about Graham and Lee as was Uncle Percy.