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Phoebus 56. Hampton 8. Take notice West Roanoke

Well folks we haven’t done much picking this year because Uncle Percy said he hasn’t had the time to waste to fool with a bunch of Mamby Pamby Losers. Uncle Percy has been a little under the weather and has had 2 of his dogs sick and injured. now Uncle Percy loves his football but his critters come first. Uncle Percy was feeling pretty good last week, his sick dog was doing better, after a lot of PT the injured dog was bouncing around, things were getting back to normal for the rest of us except for Cousin Delbert, which is normal for Delbert, until a post on this site fired Uncle Percy up. He said that calling a game after the 1st half if a team was losing by 50 or more points was the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard in his almost 60 years of watching football. He said anyone who thought of such nonsense shouldn’t be allowed near a football game and (Brother Lance, we will insert a censored version here) is a Mamby Pamby Loser. Well, time to pick. Twin Springs @ Rye Cove Both of these teams sneaked away with tougher wins than expected last week. Guess Eastside will spend a little more time on special teams next season. Rye Cove beat the Titans by a couple of TDS 2 weeks ago and are probably a heavy favorite by most people. But, this is the playoffs and anything can happen especially when it’s also a county rivalry game. Look for this to be a close game unless Twin Springs’ speed gets loose and Rye Cove gets caught looking ahead to a Honaker rematch. Lil Leonard’s Loser: Twin Springs Patrick Henry @ Honaker The Tigers were roaring along most of the season until lately. Looks like they have been stumbling along here lately. They had a little trouble with Rural Retreat’s Ouija Board Offense. (That Whiny Papoose Petition about the offensive coordinator was the most ridiculous thing until calling a game after the 1st half according to Uncle Percy). They had trouble with the Rebels’ run game earlier. This week the Tigers had better consider putting 9 in the box to catch that Rebel Wildcat or they could be in big trouble. Now the Rowdy Rebels have been their usual self this year just playing hard and winning most. They’ve already avenged their regular season lost to Grundy last week and will be out looking for revenge by bagging a big Tiger this week. It can be tough be beat the same opponent twice in one year, so Tigers Beware. Lil Leonard’s Loser: In a close one the Rebels. Tazewell @ Union The Tazewell Bulldogs are off on a Big Bad Bear hunt this weekend after chasing and eliminating a Wolf Pack last week. The Bulldogs probably had one of their best performances, if not the best, of the year both offensively and defensively. They need that and a little extra if they plan on bagging a Big Bad Bear this weekend. The Bears have been ambling along with their heads held high ever since the nailed the Revenuers. The best thing for Tazewell would be to get into a shootout with Union since they know the Revenuers are back gunning for them. We love for Ol’ Stu Bean’s Dogs to win but it’s going to be tough. Lil Leonard’s Losers: Tazewell, sorry Bulldog fans, hope we’re wrong. Footnote: Rumor has it that there’ll be a victory celebration tonight at the RV Park. They say that Kool Aid will be served at the big billboard sign with Sunoco on it right below the Sunoco station/store for the Mamby Pambies.

Mayor, Uncle Percy says go for it. Richlands is going to need someone who’s not afraid of telling the “experts” and “Daddy Ballers” to apply their lips to a certain part of their anatomy before that mess is cleaned up (Uncle Percy said it a little different). Uncle Percy also said you probably wouldn’t have to give up your day job.

With all the “experts” on this site The Tazewell County School Board just needs to start reading and select one. Cousin Delbert said that Ryan4VT being a Richlands boy might be the one. However, Uncle Percy said that the character who posted this definitely not. This is something that only some Mamby Pamby Millennial or Generation Z Participation Trophy recipient could come up with. Even though it may be humiliating and embarrassing, you never ever quit. Quitting is for Losers.

Has Tazewell/Ridgeview game been moved to Saturday?

Fatboy may know.

Fatboy may know.

I bet you would be 100% for it if Giles was going to host a state semi-game and to move the game because the other team wanted to change sites because they didn’t want to travel to Giles to play. You wouldn’t say a thing against it would you Hokiefart.

1996 whined and cried to VHSL to get semi playoff game at Grundy moved. Game was moved to Tazewell, worst field conditions than at Grundy. Don’t care how many trophies they have, they’re still a bunch of whiny losers.

Now you all may understand why Uncle Percy always calls West Roanoke (Salem) the Biggest Losers.

No hype. I just said that you better glad James Colley was not the Coach of Ridgeview.

You Union boys have been crowing ever since you beat Graham.

Then you had better hope that Clements can’t be on the field for 4 quarters after the way Giles ran the ball against Tazewell.

Uncle Percy says this looks like a lot of wishful ifs. Uncle Percy says One thing that is certain, Tazewell is not going to beat The Revenuers, Clements is back. The Bull Pack will spend most of this Friday looking at his heels. The Graham Revenuers will be in the Region D Final. Another thing, you Union “experts” better be thankful that James Colley is not the Ridgeview Coach. You would be in big trouble. No if, but, or and about it, Big Trouble. We’ve been reading all these posts, sounds like some of the “Union experts” already have the Championship Trophy in the Trophy Case. As for all these wishful IFs, as Uncle Percy reminds us from time to time, “If a Bullfrog had wings, it wouldn’t kick itself in the arse every time it jumped”.

No you don’t.

Well, well, LittleBigWinners. Awhile back we posted a comment during one of these discussions where Coach Turner’s name popped up. You came back with a smart @r$€ comment that Turner wouldn’t do that. Now look what a dumb @r$€ comment you have made. Our comment was made based on fact. See, Uncle Percy knew Coach Turner, we seriously doubt that you ever did.

Forgot. And a very humble and gracious person.

Uncle Percy has been sitting here and telling us some stories about some of these characters and was wondering why some of you New River boys didn’t mention Dave Crist of Blacksburg. Uncle Percy said he could beat you in so many ways. Said you had better be totally prepared and then some.

Mr. Sixcat, Uncle Percy says you may have to enlighten the people west of Richlands and Marion to who these Coaches are, especially the pups who post on here. Uncle Percy knew Norm Linburg from coaching track. Great Football and Track Coach. Nothing but 200% Class and one of the most Respectful persons you could ever meet.

Quess what BigWinners, We know one person that got along great with Robbins, Uncle Percy. You may now go ahead and make a smart @r$€ remark like the time when we made a comment about Tom Turner that you didn’t believe.

We have to agree with the Hokiebird. That Senior leadership, and juniors, is the work ethic they display at practice, the off-season weight room workouts, and encouraging freshmen and sophomores when they don’t do it right. Coaches can only take a team so far, the rest is up to the players. 1Wingit23, Uncle Percy says you must be a Madden Football expert which qualifies you as a clueless dumbass in football. Now old Hokiebird7 can definitely get on one’s nerves at times. However, after reading your comment, the Hokiebird7 definitely knows more football than you.

Don’t get down and out Pole Cats, you still have Richlands and Jenkins, KY to play.

Don’t get down Pole Cats, you still have Richlands and Jenkins, Ky to play.

Don’t forget that the Daddy Ballers more than all.