bhs7695 185 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/...mp;pageId=3.2.1 HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated. The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 she got the bonus plan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaverbaseball 10 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vthokies4life 10 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I just threw up a little bit reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhs7695 185 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 [ QUOTE ] she got the bonus plan... [/ QUOTE ] As Cartman would say, "That's what I call a sticky situation!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan 3,569 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Would that be considered joining the "Mile High Club"??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie07 11 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 LOL... bhs7695, you just made my day with this story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefieldRocks 14 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 you can't blame the guy for 'slamin the ham' but in her hair? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie07 11 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Jay Leno made a reference to this situation and said he didn't know if the man would hire a lawyer or be "handling it himself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhs7695 185 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 [ QUOTE ] Jay Leno made a reference to this situation and said he didn't know if the man would hire a lawyer or be "handling it himself." [/ QUOTE ] hahahaha...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 [ QUOTE ] Would that be considered joining the "Mile High Club"??? [/ QUOTE ] Judges say...... Yes! It does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefieldRocks 14 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Not as funny, but still great! A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it. FOXnews.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 wtf? she gets a new anus out of the deal...they probably offered to fix whatever was wrong with her leg afterwards...and then she's still not happy? women....i tell you...never friggin happy no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 [ QUOTE ] wtf? she gets a new anus out of the deal...they probably offered to fix whatever was wrong with her leg afterwards...and then she's still not happy? women....i tell you...never friggin happy no matter what. [/ QUOTE ] Who wouldnt want a new anus? For free on top of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MavsRock 21 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Boy that would really rip ya a new one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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