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By order of the new President-Elect...your worst fears have come true...you are all ordered to hand over your wallets, then go run and hide in a closet because the big bad muslim is going to terrorize you and force you to have abortions...

 

Of course, this will occur after he has taken away your guns...

 

Good news is, you will be allowed to work in the fields for shelter....

 

Yes, he has the names of every one of you...

 

 

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

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By order of the new President-Elect...your worst fears have come true...you are all ordered to hand over your wallets, then go run and hide in a closet because the big bad muslim is going to terrorize you and force you to have abortions...

 

Of course, this will occur after he has taken away your guns...

 

Good news is, you will be allowed to work in the fields for shelter....

 

Yes, he has the names of every one of you...

 

 

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

 

We get it, Obama won and McCain lost. He's our president.

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By order of the new President-Elect...your worst fears have come true...you are all ordered to hand over your wallets, then go run and hide in a closet because the big bad muslim is going to terrorize you and force you to have abortions...

 

Of course, this will occur after he has taken away your guns...

 

Good news is, you will be allowed to work in the fields for shelter....

 

Yes, he has the names of every one of you...

 

 

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

 

 

Look at me, Im futbolking. I want attention, is anyone looking yet?

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By order of the new President-Elect...your worst fears have come true...you are all ordered to hand over your wallets, then go run and hide in a closet because the big bad muslim is going to terrorize you and force you to have abortions...

 

Of course, this will occur after he has taken away your guns...

 

Good news is, you will be allowed to work in the fields for shelter....

 

Yes, he has the names of every one of you...

 

 

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

 

America will not be a better country in four years...inflation will be higher, taxes will be higher, unemployment will be higher...the amount of money in your pocket won't be...

 

I can't wait to say "I told you so" and believe me, I will....

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I, for one hope that the country IS a better place in four years and Democrats and Republicans alike can work together to solve the problems that this country faces today. Enough of the blame game between the two party system. I'm just poking a little fun at some of the comments I've heard.

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America will not be a better country in four years...inflation will be higher, taxes will be higher, unemployment will be higher...the amount of money in your pocket won't be...

 

I can't wait to say "I told you so" and believe me, I will....

 

and if that were to happen, none of that would be a direct effect from W? Hopefully it will only take Obama's 1st term to right the mess he has made!

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and if that were to happen, none of that would be a direct effect from W? Hopefully it will only take Obama's 1st term to right the mess he has made!

 

And America's current economic situation isn't a direct reflection of the lack of Democratic leadership prior to W??? Does NAFTA ring a bell???? Does "equal opportunity lending" by mortage companies to families that honestly couldn't aford it, ring a bell???

 

Nah, none of that had ANY effect on the current economic situation in America...

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And America's current economic situation isn't a direct reflection of the lack of Democratic leadership prior to W??? Does NAFTA ring a bell???? Does "equal opportunity lending" by mortage companies to families that honestly couldn't aford it, ring a bell???

 

Nah, none of that had ANY effect on the current economic situation in America...

 

billions a month in Iraq has nothing to do w/ it either i suppose!

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By order of the new President-Elect...your worst fears have come true...you are all ordered to hand over your wallets, then go run and hide in a closet because the big bad muslim is going to terrorize you and force you to have abortions...

 

Of course, this will occur after he has taken away your guns...

 

Good news is, you will be allowed to work in the fields for shelter....

 

Yes, he has the names of every one of you...

 

 

Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

 

im a republican and he aaaaint my pres. and he aint getting my guns or my religion.... so i guess he will just tax me so he can abort the welfare unborn children. but wait aint that his future democrat voters?.... how sad you are to be glad of this

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and if that were to happen, none of that would be a direct effect from W? Hopefully it will only take Obama's 1st term to right the mess he has made!

 

yeah im sure we will be a socialist country by then. Man Iraq sure was glad he won werent they

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im a republican and he aaaaint my pres. and he aint getting my guns or my religion.... so i guess he will just tax me so he can abort the welfare unborn children. but wait aint that his future democrat voters?.... how sad you are to be glad of this

 

He will be your president on January 20th. He doesn't want your guns unless your a convicted felon or a 15 year old purchasing an uzi to mow down people on your turf, nor does he want to take your religion. If your still saying he "ain't" your president, then you would be truly against your country.

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He will be your president on January 20th. He doesn't want your guns unless your a convicted felon or a 15 year old purchasing an uzi to mow down people on your turf, nor does he want to take your religion. If your still saying he "ain't" your president, then you would be truly against your country.

 

actually he doesn't want your guns unless they are any type but a blot action type of rifle or low capacity handgun. This adminastration intends to repeal the assault rifle ban and put it away for good, along with an individuals right to own anything more than the common hunting rifle.

He actually pushes policy that would charge anyone who used a weapon against someone else, even if defending your family inside your own home, with a crime. Of course he had to put out some rhetorical obama supports gun rights advertisements for the campaign, he couldn't alienate that many Americans, but his actual voting record says far differently.

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It's about time the Republicans get some of their own medicine...I'm tired of hearing all of the "liberal left" bashing...how about bashing the "radical right" morons.....Some of the wacko stuff they've been saying is laughable....Sorry boys, you're going to have to suffer through 4 years of real leadership....Us Democrats have had to deal with a big dummy for the past 8 years...

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It's about time the Republicans get some of their own medicine...I'm tired of hearing all of the "liberal left" bashing...how about bashing the "radical right" morons.....Some of the wacko stuff they've been saying is laughable....Sorry boys, you're going to have to suffer through 4 years of real leadership....Us Democrats have had to deal with a big dummy for the past 8 years...

 

Please explain radical right again. You failed to earlier when UVAOb. and I both asked.

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It's about time the Republicans get some of their own medicine...I'm tired of hearing all of the "liberal left" bashing...how about bashing the "radical right" morons.....Some of the wacko stuff they've been saying is laughable....Sorry boys, you're going to have to suffer through 4 years of real leadership....Us Democrats have had to deal with a big dummy for the past 8 years...

 

I like this "fight fire with fire" argument. Nothing like sticking to your guns of "bipartisanism" by bashing the opposing side. Not only that, veiling it in the cloak of "well, Republicans did it to us, so we're going to do it to the Republicans twice as hard." I haven't had that train of thought since I stopped building box forts.

 

And BTail's right. Explain this "radical right", as you haven't done so yet.

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im a republican and he aaaaint my pres. and he aint getting my guns or my religion.... so i guess he will just tax me so he can abort the welfare unborn children. but wait aint that his future democrat voters?.... how sad you are to be glad of this

 

This ^^^^ is exactly what my original post was intending to make fun of...the assanine comments I've heard lately.......I can't stop laughing...

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I like this "fight fire with fire" argument. Nothing like sticking to your guns of "bipartisanism" by bashing the opposing side. Not only that, veiling it in the cloak of "well, Republicans did it to us, so we're going to do it to the Republicans twice as hard." I haven't had that train of thought since I stopped building box forts.

 

And BTail's right. Explain this "radical right", as you haven't done so yet.

 

I'm not the one that has to be bi-partisan....

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I'm not the one that has to be bi-partisan....

 

You're an American, aren't you? Isn't this something all Americans should strive for? If I may get allegorical, does an eagle not need both its left and right wings to fly? I never have agreed with a strictly Republican or strictly Democratic agenda, and I don't believe I ever will. Too much of one thing closes off the collective mind of the nation.

 

Of course, I'd expect something like this from you. "Republicans have to be bi-partisan, but Democrats like me don't because we're in power, tee hee hee." That's a narrow-minded view, reeking of bitter partisanism left over from your "reclaiming of the White House". I'm certainly glad I don't own this viewpoint, and I'm glad I never did. Not only this, it's quite esoteric; thankfully, you're in the minority of people who feel this way.

 

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Nothing out of the ordinary, I expected such an explanation to BTail and my question about "explain the radical right". How much research did you have to do before arriving at this earth-shattering answer. Three days? More? Just like most liberals I've ever met. They fling around words such as "radical" and can't back them up to save their lives. On the flip side, that's what the Republican pundits get bashed for, backing it up too rabidly.

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I'm not the one that has to be bi-partisan....

 

Considering it takes 2 to be bipartisan, usually from 2 different political backgrounds, you do.

 

But this is just a radical right nut job talking. Becasue if you think its so bad, its probably good. :D

 

Unless that is, you can provide examples to what makes one, so i can decide properly if I want to be one, but until then....

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