Bulldogs52 484 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Football Fans Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Redskins fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Steelers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Redskins cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?†“Well,†said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vthokies4life 10 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Football Fans Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Redskins fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Steelers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Redskins cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?†“Well,†said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.†Haha, nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigskincleat 13 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Football Fans Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Redskins fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Steelers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Redskins cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?†“Well,†said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.†I had heard the same story, but instead of a Dallas hat, they used an Abingdon Falcon hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneWarning 212 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Lol guys, I got my laugh for the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldgeneral 10 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 That's hilarious........I laughed out loud at work on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 GREAT one! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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