Leonards_Losers 12 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Tunstall @ Richlands Aunt Betty Lou is happier than Uncle Gladstone’s hogs in slop. She has had this date circled since August 1st. That’s right folks, not because, as all the rest of us knew that the Big Blue Wind Machine would be hosting a football game, but, because the SEXIEST CHAIN CREW IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA WILL BE DOIN’ THEIR THANG ON THE SIDELINES. Aunt Betty says that those CHIPPIE DALE BOYS COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM THESE HUNKS. Now for the game, the DRY FORK TROJANS stopped the Cane boys win streak last weekend to earn the trip to the Blue Wind Tunnel. They will find out right quick that this is no Drizzle but A Class 5 Full blowing Blue Wind Machine. Coach Mance has had 2 weeks to oil and polish up the Big Blue Wind Machine which means trouble for everyone coming to the Bluff. The Trojans will have very little for the Big Johnson, Strong and the Rest of the Blue Machine. Aunt Betty Lou will be the wild woman on the Tunstall side checking out the chain crew. Just over look, she doesn’t get out of the Slab Fork too often. LLL -- Tunstall J.I. Burton @ Honaker Doug escaped what he would have thought was an embarrassment last week edging the Rebels late in the 4th quarter. The Rebels fought their way back into the light after giving up 19 points in the 1st quarter. Honaker is one of those teams that almost put you to sleep. Cousin Boheimer from Medium Rock WV said watching Honaker’s offense is about like watching to Heavy weight’s wrestle on the mat. Not much brainstorming or creativity going on at EMATS stadium. But, when you’re big and wear people down brainstorming isn’t necessary. As long as the outcome is a WIN…you have done your job. Orange will be everywhere, the LPD vs. the BDD. The Raiders from the City will be in full throttle for a battle with the Pride of Russell County. Everyone knows the history and tradition from both teams. Burton, speed, discipline, Championships. Honaker, ground game and Heath Miller. If Doug can keep the ball the Tigers will be purring Sunday. If Burton uses their speed and gets up a couple of Touchdowns the Tigers will be doing inventory Sunday. And Doug will be saying’ we didn’t FOCUS…duh huh LLL – Honaker Castlewood @ Galax The ol ball coach of Castlewood has sharpened his Pitch fork to a Razors edge. A lot of folks in this area had given up on the SMURFS. But it’s the second week of the Playoffs and maybe this group of Blue Devils is playing its best football at the right time. Now Galax is no push-over, however a buzz saw is heading their way. The Big Devil or Papa Smurf, which ever you care to call him, has done some good coaching this year. Now it’s time to put it on the field. The Fiddlers haven’t been Fiddling around at all, and look to show everyone they are championship material. Look for lots of points in this one, and maybe our first upset of the playoff season. LLL – you pick it…..I’m going with Galax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 lmao...I have seen the Richalnds chain gang...and it's funny you remembered that. The only question left unanswered in this match up is what vintage rock n roll shirt will the chain gang dude that looks like a lady wear this week? I'm going with Van Halen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wave316 64 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Tunstall @ Richlands Aunt Betty Lou is happier than Uncle Gladstone’s hogs in slop. She has had this date circled since August 1st. That’s right folks, not because, as all the rest of us knew that the Big Blue Wind Machine would be hosting a football game, but, because the SEXIEST CHAIN CREW IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA WILL BE DOIN’ THEIR THANG ON THE SIDELINES. Aunt Betty says that those CHIPPIE DALE BOYS COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM THESE HUNKS. Now for the game, the DRY FORK TROJANS stopped the Cane boys win streak last weekend to earn the trip to the Blue Wind Tunnel. They will find out right quick that this is no Drizzle but A Class 5 Full blowing Blue Wind Machine. Coach Mance has had 2 weeks to oil and polish up the Big Blue Wind Machine which means trouble for everyone coming to the Bluff. The Trojans will have very little for the Big Johnson, Strong and the Rest of the Blue Machine. Aunt Betty Lou will be the wild woman on the Tunstall side checking out the chain crew. Just over look, she doesn’t get out of the Slab Fork too often. LLL -- Tunstall J.I. Burton @ Honaker Doug escaped what he would have thought was an embarrassment last week edging the Rebels late in the 4th quarter. The Rebels fought their way back into the light after giving up 19 points in the 1st quarter. Honaker is one of those teams that almost put you to sleep. Cousin Boheimer from Medium Rock WV said watching Honaker’s offense is about like watching to Heavy weight’s wrestle on the mat. Not much brainstorming or creativity going on at EMATS stadium. But, when you’re big and wear people down brainstorming isn’t necessary. As long as the outcome is a WIN…you have done your job. Orange will be everywhere, the LPD vs. the BDD. The Raiders from the City will be in full throttle for a battle with the Pride of Russell County. Everyone knows the history and tradition from both teams. Burton, speed, discipline, Championships. Honaker, ground game and Heath Miller. If Doug can keep the ball the Tigers will be purring Sunday. If Burton uses their speed and gets up a couple of Touchdowns the Tigers will be doing inventory Sunday. And Doug will be saying’ we didn’t FOCUS…duh huh LLL – Honaker Castlewood @ Galax The ol ball coach of Castlewood has sharpened his Pitch fork to a Razors edge. A lot of folks in this area had given up on the SMURFS. But it’s the second week of the Playoffs and maybe this group of Blue Devils is playing its best football at the right time. Now Galax is no push-over, however a buzz saw is heading their way. The Big Devil or Papa Smurf, which ever you care to call him, has done some good coaching this year. Now it’s time to put it on the field. The Fiddlers haven’t been Fiddling around at all, and look to show everyone they are championship material. Look for lots of points in this one, and maybe our first upset of the playoff season. LLL – you pick it…..I’m going with Galax No prediction of George Wythe and Radford or Clintwood and Chilhowie...how come??:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhschamps04 15 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Tunstall @ RichlandsThe Trojans will have very little for the Big Johnson, [/b] hahahahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironguru 11 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Tunstall @ Richlands Aunt Betty Lou is happier than Uncle Gladstone’s hogs in slop. She has had this date circled since August 1st. That’s right folks, not because, as all the rest of us knew that the Big Blue Wind Machine would be hosting a football game, but, because the SEXIEST CHAIN CREW IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA WILL BE DOIN’ THEIR THANG ON THE SIDELINES. Aunt Betty says that those CHIPPIE DALE BOYS COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM THESE HUNKS. Now for the game, the DRY FORK TROJANS stopped the Cane boys win streak last weekend to earn the trip to the Blue Wind Tunnel. They will find out right quick that this is no Drizzle but A Class 5 Full blowing Blue Wind Machine. Coach Mance has had 2 weeks to oil and polish up the Big Blue Wind Machine which means trouble for everyone coming to the Bluff. The Trojans will have very little for the Big Johnson, Strong and the Rest of the Blue Machine. Aunt Betty Lou will be the wild woman on the Tunstall side checking out the chain crew. Just over look, she doesn’t get out of the Slab Fork too often. LLL -- Tunstall J.I. Burton @ Honaker Doug escaped what he would have thought was an embarrassment last week edging the Rebels late in the 4th quarter. The Rebels fought their way back into the light after giving up 19 points in the 1st quarter. Honaker is one of those teams that almost put you to sleep. Cousin Boheimer from Medium Rock WV said watching Honaker’s offense is about like watching to Heavy weight’s wrestle on the mat. Not much brainstorming or creativity going on at EMATS stadium. But, when you’re big and wear people down brainstorming isn’t necessary. As long as the outcome is a WIN…you have done your job. Orange will be everywhere, the LPD vs. the BDD. The Raiders from the City will be in full throttle for a battle with the Pride of Russell County. Everyone knows the history and tradition from both teams. Burton, speed, discipline, Championships. Honaker, ground game and Heath Miller. If Doug can keep the ball the Tigers will be purring Sunday. If Burton uses their speed and gets up a couple of Touchdowns the Tigers will be doing inventory Sunday. And Doug will be saying’ we didn’t FOCUS…duh huh LLL – Honaker Castlewood @ Galax The ol ball coach of Castlewood has sharpened his Pitch fork to a Razors edge. A lot of folks in this area had given up on the SMURFS. But it’s the second week of the Playoffs and maybe this group of Blue Devils is playing its best football at the right time. Now Galax is no push-over, however a buzz saw is heading their way. The Big Devil or Papa Smurf, which ever you care to call him, has done some good coaching this year. Now it’s time to put it on the field. The Fiddlers haven’t been Fiddling around at all, and look to show everyone they are championship material. Look for lots of points in this one, and maybe our first upset of the playoff season. LLL – you pick it…..I’m going with Galax Galax by as many as they want to make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blues76 10 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 lmao...I have seen the Richalnds chain gang...and it's funny you remembered that. The only question left unanswered in this match up is what vintage rock n roll shirt will the chain gang dude that looks like a lady wear this week? I'm going with Van Halen. __________________ Doro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 lmao...I have seen the Richalnds chain gang...and it's funny you remembered that. The only question left unanswered in this match up is what vintage rock n roll shirt will the chain gang dude that looks like a lady wear this week? I'm going with Van Halen. __________________ Doro he had Doro on the last time...does he wear it every week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 he had Doro on the last time...does he wear it every week? He's a huge Doro fan...I wouldn't doubt if he wore it everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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