Dollar General Inc.

If the VHSL would have taken our advice years ago, Dollar General Inc. would have provided the officials for all athletic events. You wouldn't believe how many VHSL referees and umpires come into our stores on the way to a game for a new pair of glasses. There has to be a better way, and we at Dollar General Inc. look to be the savior of Appalachia, in more ways than one.

The best solution for all school systems in Appalachia is to turn over the reigns to Dollar General. A Dollar General will be located 5 miles from each other by the year 2025, so we'll be saving money on transportation. Education will be at our forefront. Counting inventory (Math), reading labels (English), and even stocking shelves (Physical Education), will have our students "learning" on a daily basis. The kids we'll have two 15 minute smoke breaks and one 30 minute lunch break, per OSHA laws. Athletics will be top notch as well! The winner of each sport will participate in only the best of games, the Dollar General Bowl. Sign up today!