FatBoy

[ QUOTE ] Come to VHS the coach here tells anyone over 6ft 200lbs he can get them a ride to UT. Heck he even got a kid who played 2 games his senior yr a full ride to UNC. Now THATS promoting. [/ QUOTE ] I think I seen him driving one of them 1979 Good Times Chevrelet vans with a sorcerer painted on the side of it. If he takes that shag carpet and frigadare out of it, I'd say he could tote quite a few youngens and give them all a ride down to UT. Shoot, it haint but about an hour or two down the road and them rednecks down there in Nocksville would take a liking to that van of hisen.

So what is so wrong with being a bit corpulant? The next thing you will hear is that the Pizza Panthers are running the 'two tons of fun and gun offense' or some such ignorance.

[ QUOTE ] do head coaches have a say in who gets hired...yes, at most schools. Do head coaches hand pick everyone they want...no, not at most small schools. Compton will be limited to those already on staff and any teaching openings the school has for next year (which at this point are none). If all of those people mentioned are going to PH, then they are going without teaching positions. If they teach in another district, then they will not receive coaching stipends. And for whomever said Brian Johnson is going back to coach at PH is an idiot (if it was meant seriously). Johnson is the Principal at the technical school, and I seriously doubt he is going to take a pay cut to move back into the class room just so he can be an assistant coach at PH. Also, keep in mind that their isn't a single person in all of Washington County that thinks the Principal has the slightest interest in football. [/ QUOTE ] Cornholio may be ignorant but he ain't an idiot!

[ QUOTE ] Your Right I heared him at Bellows in Abington. he sung some billy Ray Cyphres along with back up singers Luther & Harlo and Barlo. I heared the Barteren Thethere is next [/ QUOTE ] Ifin he was at Bellers, he was singin with the help of Adolph Coors and Bud Wheeser. Forget the Bartles and James theater; the Grand old Opree is next!

[ QUOTE ] Compton is a good choice Scammell is questionable coming from the cd [/ QUOTE ] I have heared Scammel's CD and it is some of the best singing of Conway Twitty favorites I have heared in a long time. When he growls out that 'Hello Darlin' it almost makes you think Conway is still alive. Hit is so good that he could actually do one of them Caratoyota things in a bar.

[ QUOTE ] heres somethin for blu and fatboy... http://youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ [/ QUOTE ] Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! That be my boy!

[ QUOTE ] I found him under my car in the parkinglot with 5 chocolate bars crammed in his mouth.. Come ang get him... He's driving me crazy !!! [/ QUOTE ] Haint no way. Just like they say ever Thursday night at Ralph's Country Club in downtown Raven, " A card layed is a card played". Blu, you found him, you keep him. The little one is right partial to Zagnuts dipped in peanut butter though. Ifin he gets lonesum, I will send maw out your way to keep both of you company.

[ QUOTE ] You trying out for the new WV movie? [/ QUOTE ] BLU, Where did you get Junior's picture? I sent them to Walmarts but never got them back!

[ QUOTE ] Staff would not be complete unless they hired Fat Boy, Saltshaker, and Mr. Ken-ne-dy. [/ QUOTE ] Not me...I am on a check........disabled in the head

[ QUOTE ] Why would they name it after boardwine?? i guess the best mascot would be an apple!! WELCOME TO SOUTHGAP HIGH SCHOOL HOME OF THE APPLES!! that kinda catchy!! [/ QUOTE ] Add Hairy Compton in the mix and you got the Fatty Appletons!

[ QUOTE ] We would really love to have him at PH. I personaly saw him at the BB game. Everyone tells me he was a good coach, but very mean. I don't want my son playing for a mean coach. [/ QUOTE ] I hope you pilgrims ain't talking about Fatboy being mean. Fatboy is one big heavenly body.

The only thing he ever won at was when he beat me at the Washington County Fair Pie Eaten contest back in 1993. I swear that boy must have a hollar leg the way he was shovin that apple and persimmon pie down his gullet.

Thomas would be a nut to take that job until Ph gets rid of some of the powers to be. By the way Thomas may be crazy but he is not stupid . He is a big wig in the Wythe Co central office . Why come to washed up county as a football coach unless they pay the fb coaches as much as they pay the over priced sec at AHS that only has a 2 year degree. Someone needs to look into that .

[ QUOTE ] I really doubt that Saunders will get the job. They should give it to an old emory boy [/ QUOTE ] Give the job to Bill Earp!

[ QUOTE ] All three schools has already got who they want. The interviews are just a process so they dont get lawed. [/ QUOTE ] WaWa has bring drinking the clear water what comes in Mason jars. I will give you your choice of any of Cornholio's 7 kids for every one of the coaches you correctly identify. Let the games begin!

wHO WON?

That is funny queer not funny HA HA. UM and dont make fun of Creggers Gut hit is not as big as mineor Coops

Where is Mullins now coaching? They need some help at Battle I say let the AD be one of the helpers he did a great job when he took over the Baseball job.

[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i heard WVU will make the announcement soon.... [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] Remember you heard it here first.............Coach Mance was at a VT football practice in Blacksburg before they headed to Miami.

[ QUOTE ] Is this boys or girls? [/ QUOTE ] I think them are boys what is cuss fighting over the Rebs and the Squaws

[ QUOTE ] Hey boys.....right rear tire just blew!! On 81 just shy of Roanoke! Get there when I can! Looking for a Cracker Barrell with some fresh chicken and dumplins...save me a shaker HyTek! [/ QUOTE ] Don't ever body worry--I seen Fishy stuck on I 81 and lent him a spare tire for his Pinto. Fishy done et so many sauceburgers that he shore didn't need no gas--he had plenty of that. Ifin he hadn't stopped at Southern X he woulda dun been there. Get er dun Tornado

[ QUOTE ] was them games in the paper? [/ QUOTE ] No - they was on the John Bottle hardwood

Ifin I wanted to get an educashun I would go back to seventh grade where I quit and start school agin. I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!! BLUE TORNADO STYLE..........and some hot wings and cold drinks at Aluminum's house. I was up there last weekend deer huntin and scoutin out the local tavurns when I run into Aluminums pappy. After me and him rassled around in the mud fer awhile, we heded over to the Texas Saluun to check out the menu and locul wemin. We had us a fine old time til we got throwed out by the local fuzz so I am plannin on minden my mannurs Saturdey.

I seen where he died in the Bristol paper; I guess the blind old coot run off of Lover's Gap Mountain and kilt hisself Thursday nite.

[ QUOTE ] I say Tazewell will win it hands down [/ QUOTE ] Spin the bottle maybe