Cornholio

Cornholio's predictions: 1) Grey dads 2) Exlax runners 3) Capt. John Smiths 4) Bland cereal 5) Narrow minds 6) Fort Grizzle

That ole big hairy Abundun football coach don't want to bed down in some trailer what has been home to one legged hookers and one legged Colonial Sander's rejects. Send me some folding money and I will make sure the ole football coach has somewhere nice to stay this season. Could you send enuff to get him some good NASCAR tickets to Bristol too?

We need some help to put up the new head coach in A town during 2 a days. Could some of you pitch in and we will put him up at the Martha washington Inn . it is a long drive from JC to A town. he is not living in the county but coaching our kids. I would say he is already looking for another job.

than the football teams. Graham's band by a trombone!

Those not tough go

of a great racetrack! Will there be a NASCAR race on it this year?

is a myth. The Army Corp of Engineers dredged the Dismal River last fall and found the remnants on a 1963 Studebaker Lark that belonged to the infamous Tully Blanchard during his high school years. Story goes that Tully got all tanked up after his junior year prom and ran the Studebaker over the hill in front of the high school trying to jump start it.

I was thinking about Phil Robbins at PVHS and his dual role coaching football and track and wondering if running track helped football more or if playing football helped track more? I know that the two-headed coaching tandem of Mance and Palmer do both jobs at Richlands. Since Coach Palmer's teams are no longer competitive (state contenders in the 90's to no qualifiers in 2007), has he decided to focus his track athletes on football?

the infamous Dennis 'Snake' Palmer, the guru of track and field and the athletic endeavor you observed is what the refined folks in Virginia refer to as the 'shot put' and has no relation or commonality to the barbaric and pugalistic practice of hurling steel projectiles from the middle ages. Associating with those lethargic, crude, bearded, overweight, tobacco chewing coaches from Grundy was probably detrimental to your understanding of the sport you witnessed being contested this afternnon. I would suggest you refrain from buying lottery tickets, cigarettes, and alcoholic beverages for a few weeks and invest in satellite delivered television to help transition your entrance into the 21st century.

It's all over in the coalfields! Butthead could pin half them boys Grundy had rasslin this year.

if you sew my picture on the 50 yard line!

been drinking what was left over from the State Finals

High School

duh