Cornholio

Rolled? As in rock and roll or as in rolled like a drunk?

10. Pound Cake Wildcats 9. Bluefield College Rambler Ambassadors 8. Ice – T Rappers of Chilhowie 7. (TIE) Clintwood Green Knights & Bluefield Castor canadensises 6. Emory and Hank Walspers 5. Appalachian Detention Center in Honaker 4. George Wythe Coconut Macaroons 3. Virginia Tech Chokies 2. Richlands Blue Recruiters 1. Johnny Pop Bottle Rockets

banning the use of fire batons for fat majorettes

Thought the goat's name was Jack Compton ?

Ole Tommy Crigger will have the Panthers all charged up for the game then

With those $1 32 ounce sweet teas at Hardees, they must be doing a lot of teabagging there too

Actually, that is exactly what happened. Regardless of one's predisposition to the young man (and he is a young man with a full life ahead of him), he was quite proficient this evening. He made wise decisions, managed the game wonderfully, and made some very nice plays with his legs, including a touchdown on a manufactured play at a most crucial juncture in the game. He displayed quickness as well; an attribute that had not been observed by this individual. Richlands had many miscues and mistakes, but the quarterback play would merit a strong A in my opinion.

He is the son of Richie Thomas, former Richlands and Patrick Henry coach.

He is one bad hombre too! He is strong as a smelly mule and would snap your neck like a KFC chicken leg while saying a prayer for you at the same time. He will respond to 'Warrior' as well

Back in Black for Coach D

Coach Mance and the boys!

I think I heard # 11 ask the Grundy player what had 1000 feet and 37 teeth ? The Grundy player said he didn't know. # 11 said, '500 people at the Grundy WalMart'. I agree, that was totally classless!

G-Man gets 'er dun this time. How does a brother post a picture anyhow ?

Governor Kaine sold Lee County and the Cumberland District to Kentucky last night for 5 packs of Marlboros, 3 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and the title to a '67 Cadillac that was used by Elvis and the Pennington High School homecoming committee.

He may have been referring to Siamese Twin Valley's win / loss record.....they will lose 90% of their games this year. The only bright spot will be Coach Crigger winning the hot dog eating contest at Homecoming.

If the uniform doesn't fit; you must acquit!

Kill the program

Man, I wouldn't want to get in a pancake eating contest with that dude !

Walmarts will not come to Grundy if they drop to 'A".

Eark; loosen them suspenders a bit; you are cutting off the blood running to your brain. The argument whether Doug Marrs is good, bad, great, mediocre, brilliant can (and will) be argued till the day he relinquishes the job. I even recall when the locals were wanting Coach Carlock's scalp. Bluefield Virginia can raise all the money they want to and buy or not buy all the equipment they want to but no amount of money they raise will even remotely have an impact on who coaches the football team......it doesn't work that way.

What is ole 643 a doing? He calling out Tully or questioning his masculinity?

In both Kentucky and at Pound Cakes, fathers and their sons are both eligible to play high school football. The only requirement is you must have at least 4 of your permanent teeth left before your senior year(s). As long as you don't graduate, you can keep on playing.

#4 lesson answer - kudos to the Marionion crazy house administrators who let the nuts out for basketball season. Relax, they are back in their padded cells now.

...appears to me that they are losing their shoe contract with Nike

The refs are fair on Playstation 3