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YEAH AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM! They lost to probably the best president we've ever known. We went undefeated in all the wars under Bush! AL GORE CAN'T BEAT BAD WEATHER!

SAW THIS TODAY! All counties are equal in population right? HOW DID HE WIN AGAIN? The electoral college has GOT TO GO if we want our nation back in God's hands. Simply put.

I've only been conservative for a few hours so forgive me for not getting everything right. I thought we were a little itchy around blacks, but I see now that we like certain ones. That's cool. I know a black guy named Arnie who works at the Shell down the street. I'll like him, then. Also, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME THE BROWN CHICK ON FOX NEWS WAS SO FINE!?? Rachel Maddow looks like a transgender baboon! This chick is totally gorgeous. I've been missing out! The grass really is greener!! Lastly, can anyone tell me how the NASCAR points system works? SO there's like ... a playoff or something? Points??

GUYS!?? I'm just saying what you guys have said for four years?!? Why won't you accept me?? I'll go pray I guess.

C'mon UVAO, I'm on your side Chief. We're on the same soap box, scoot over! THIS AIN'T NO GAME! THIS IS REAL LIFE! Last night it occurred to me that this is not the change we need! We need a wealthy guy in charge who knows how to spend money and run a business. Not some guy named HUSSEIN who likes JAY-Z! You said so yourself! AND I'M WITH YOU NOW. Jerbs. Guns. Amen. The old me wouldn't agree with you on the economy! He would say it's a slow process, things got worse before they got better and now things are trending up and we should stay the course, however slow it may be, to see his plans through. To rectify the faults of the administration before. But the new me says FUUUUG THAT! I want change YESTERDAY! If we aren't creating a million jobs a day, there's something wrong with us. Fundamentally. As a nation. Amen. Jerbs.

I know right! Look at all the attempts the conservatives have made to narrow the divide! Like everyday they're out there compromising for the middle ground!! This president will GET US ALL KILLED AND TAKE ALL OUR GUNS AWAY AND GIVE THEM TO CHINA! I would move to Canada but they have free health care too so I'm going to move to Cuba instead, oh wait, not Europe, crap... China! I"LL MOVE TO CHINA AND GET MY GUNS BACK! Sorry, I'm paraphrasing things off Facebook at the moment.

Me too! What a shame! In 2007 and 2008 our economy was peaking. And look what he did. All by himself. Just like a black guy, amirite?

If one thing is for certain, you guys can turn in your guns, hand over your Bibles, and punch a black dude because the world is going to hell now. Remember in his first term when he tried to strangle all the orthodox Jew children? I do. AKIN 2016

Marion doesn't count.

Sadly, Marcus Davis was recruited as a QB.. I guess we're lucky he's not.

I will. HERE WE GO! MORE OF THAT 1950's BACKWOODS CONSERVATISM! GET A GRIP! No, I'm kidding. Good guys are totally white. When it's the Hokies. Wearing it.

HAHAHAHAHA. I didn't know you had this in you. This made me laugh, for real. C'mon Marion guys, this was funny right? I thought it was funny. Okay, I'm leaving now. Sorry.

Your season tickets should say on them. Do you have them kickin around? Mine are at home..

I thought FSU was Maroon Effect...?

It wasn't Quinton Tarantino's best work but it was still a fun watch. Making jokes at the expense of Hitler is totally appropriate. He was a maniacal idiot who deserves an eternity of mockery and shame. Jokes about the Holocaust? That's a different thing bro.

I beg to differ. Inglorious Bastards was great.

We could use him as an OC right now.

I would equate it to a fable.

A morally themed Hebrew poem.

Yes.

I think there were about 10 ACC teams responsible for doing that before FSU even got a chance to.

NC State are the giant killers in the ACC. Two years now?

Who are the atheists?

In short, he has no answers for dinosaurs and says the Bible calls them sea monsters. Unless maybe they were sea monsters before they evolved onto land? I'd buy that.