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Folks, it is hard to believe, but the last week of the regular season is here. We started the season with a new playoff system, consolidated schools, a slew of new pups (coaches), due to some old friends retiring from the sidelines and several schools dropping from AA to A.

But some things remain the same, A Tiger will in the BDD again, Clintwood uses John Deere Tractors for Linemen; Gate City is Steam rollin’ into the playoffs, “The Whine and Cheezers†are still whining.

Percy and I were talkin’ playoffs and the only thing he is sure of is that – no one wants to go to Gate City, Riverheads, Clintwood or Ringgold. Grayson Co. and Riverheads are going to 1 and 2 in D2 but doesn’t know who will be #1 or #2. And that Keydet Ward is afraid he might have to go to Appomattox. Let’s get to the pickin’.

BROWN BEANS & GREENS BOWL GAME

Hurley @ Twin Valley

 

Both of these teams expected more wins this season than EITHER HAVE. The Cliff people are going to the Playoffs while THE MAVISDALE MALLCATS will be packing up until next season. And Folks, “It’s the Truthâ€, Twin Valley can do something this Friday night that no Twin Valley Football team has done since the 2006 season under the Coaching of Little League Legend Charlie Vandyke, and that is, win Back-to-Back games, “It’s the Truth†Folks. Coach "Derby" Puddin’ Crigger could pull it off this Friday, especially if some of the Cliff people are thinking round ball instead of football.

The Rebels coaching staff knows there’s more than Braggin’ rights on the line in this contest. A Rebel debacle could mean a trip to Wytheville for a batch of Maroon Macaroons (Brad Davis says he doesn’t like Coconut cookies†or to a John Deere Tractor pull at Clintwood. (Brain Davis says he saw enough of those tractor types at Concord). So who will take home the beans, whoever likes Brown Beans best is what Cousin Monroe says.

 

LLL – Twin Valley

 

Percy Note: Don’t forget the Miss Brown Bean Beauty contest Thursday night, at Guesses Fork on The Main Fork on beside of the Left Fork across from the Right Fork of Guesses Fork and the Shacks Branch Flatulent Contest after the game. Cousin Monroe is the 3-time defending champion.

 

THE TIGER BOWL

Honaker @ Haysi

 

Once again, it is the year of the Tiger in the BDD. As usual, Honaker or Haysi will be the BDD champ in Football. A lot of you folks may not know this but this will be Duh-Huh Doug’s last trip across Big A mountain to tangle with James “Draw it up in the Sand†Colley and his Haysi Felines of a 1000 Formations. According to the people who are in charge there will be no Clintwood, Ervinton, or Haysi schools in 2013 due to consolidation.

Duh-Huh Doug is hoping to secure a top 4 spot so he can host a couple of playoff games before having to travel during the Play-offs. Duh-Huh should have his Red Bud Hwy Cats’ Claws sharp for this game.

But Ol’ Jimmy C. knows that a win brings him a Co-Championship and just maybe, a return trip to play The Big Devil at CWOOD. Expect Jimmie C. to add a few more formations to his 1000 formations playbook and lots of sand on his sideline just in case he needs to draw a few up during the game for his Sandlick Cats.

 

Nowhere to go Friday Night, Percy says you had better check this one out because there are only 2 Tiger Bowls left to play…

 

LLL – Honaker

 

Get Car Sick Bowl

Grundy @ Mt. View

 

Last game to be played at Vic Nystrom Stadium. Some of the all time greats in Southern West Virginia have played there. Super Bowl inning players such as Tom Beasley or the Steelers (Nortfork), Tracey Gravely of the Giants (Mt. View). So many Division 1 players you couldn’t count em all. Great Coaches have won and lost on this Field. A lot of life lessons where taught between the side-lines, not to mention a few cold ones and a couple pints where killed in the seats and parking lot. But all good and bad things must come to an end. Mt. View has lost 26 straight, Grundy needs a win to make the playoffs. For Mt. View, nothing would make the closing of an iconic place better than a win. Sorry Golden Knights there will be a very High Tide in McDowell County WV Friday night.

 

LLL – Mt. View

 

THE MUST SEE BOWL

Gate City @ Clintwood

The waiting is over! All the good ole boys from Skeetrock and Caney Ridge are ready. Same goes for all the Tobacco Stackers and Float Fishermen of the South Holston River. Uncle Ernie says they will be so much Green and Gold at Ralph Cummins that you’ll think you’re at a John Deere Festival. The Clintwood PSA has turned up the pressure the last month or so, and there’s no relief in sight. Much like the Wave, Gate City has also picked up the pace after some early season “Learning Sessionsâ€. Now it’s on…….They’ll be a great demand for ice packs after this game. Halloween is over and all Devil costumes have been put away.

 

LLL – Gate City

 

FEATHERS WILL FLY BOWL

Abingdon @ Marion

 

Cousins Melvin and Monroe stopped by the other day to talk some football. Melvin aside if they were still playing football in Washington County. We told him that the Blue Buzzards are still tryin’ to scavenge a win here and thar. Monroe said he had noticed that that thar Falconman, Crowman or whatever hadn’t been honkin’ so much about the Buzzards this season.

The Canes appear to have gotten back on course with back-to -back District wins and would love to pluck a few Buzzard feathers, before heading into the playoffs. The “Whine and Cheese†folks will have a tlot to whimper over this winter, THE FOOTBALL TEAM (losing to Marion, Stale cheese, and a bad year for Blue Goose Wine.) Cousin Melvin said they should try some Thunder Bird wine, every year is a good year for Thunder Bird, just ask Cousin Monroe.

 

LLL -- Buzzards

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The Dickenson County consolidated High School is expected to open Fall 2015, so Orange is guaranteed the privilage of playing at Sandlick at least one more time.

 

I really havent seen any trick plays from Haysi in the past 2 seasons, tomorrow night may be the night. The formation total is now up to 1,247 but "Felines of 1000 Formations" sounds better.

 

I personally want to see Haysi play Castlewood one more time. But I dont know if beating Honaker will garner the necessary points.

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would like to say "Thank You" to Leonard for another great season's worth of picks...always fun to read and one of the things I enjoy every week here at the online home lol.

 

Thanks!

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THE TIGER BOWL

Honaker @ Haysi

 

Once again, it is the year of the Tiger in the BDD. As usual, Honaker or Haysi will be the BDD champ in Football. A lot of you folks may not know this but this will be Duh-Huh Doug’s last trip across Big A mountain to tangle with James “Draw it up in the Sand” Colley and his Haysi Felines of a 1000 Formations. According to the people who are in charge there will be no Clintwood, Ervinton, or Haysi schools in 2013 due to consolidation.

Duh-Huh Doug is hoping to secure a top 4 spot so he can host a couple of playoff games before having to travel during the Play-offs. Duh-Huh should have his Red Bud Hwy Cats’ Claws sharp for this game.

But Ol’ Jimmy C. knows that a win brings him a Co-Championship and just maybe, a return trip to play The Big Devil at CWOOD. Expect Jimmie C. to add a few more formations to his 1000 formations playbook and lots of sand on his sideline just in case he needs to draw a few up during the game for his Sandlick Cats.

 

Nowhere to go Friday Night, Percy says you had better check this one out because there are only 2 Tiger Bowls left to play…

 

LLL – Honaker

 

whoops ,missed that one leo nard.

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THE TIGER BOWL

Honaker @ Haysi

 

Once again, it is the year of the Tiger in the BDD. As usual, Honaker or Haysi will be the BDD champ in Football. A lot of you folks may not know this but this will be Duh-Huh Doug’s last trip across Big A mountain to tangle with James “Draw it up in the Sand†Colley and his Haysi Felines of a 1000 Formations. According to the people who are in charge there will be no Clintwood, Ervinton, or Haysi schools in 2013 due to consolidation.

Duh-Huh Doug is hoping to secure a top 4 spot so he can host a couple of playoff games before having to travel during the Play-offs. Duh-Huh should have his Red Bud Hwy Cats’ Claws sharp for this game.

But Ol’ Jimmy C. knows that a win brings him a Co-Championship and just maybe, a return trip to play The Big Devil at CWOOD. Expect Jimmie C. to add a few more formations to his 1000 formations playbook and lots of sand on his sideline just in case he needs to draw a few up during the game for his Sandlick Cats.

 

Nowhere to go Friday Night, Percy says you had better check this one out because there are only 2 Tiger Bowls left to play…

 

LLL – Honaker

 

whoops ,missed that one leo nard.

 

 

That's two weeks in a row,maybe Leonard will start showing a little LOVE now!

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