GMan 3,569 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Gonorrhea Lectim. (Deadly Disease). This is really serious business - One should be thinking about this seriously. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChampIsHere 10 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Gonorrhea Lectim. (Deadly Disease). This is really serious business - One should be thinking about this seriously. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about. I just copie and pasted this to a email I sent to everyone I work with. Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuceswild 15 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Oh man!! I have it all over my face and toes!! You guys don't want it!! I'm turning Muslim and have no health care to treat it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Oh man!! I have it all over my face and toes!! Riiightt...I'm sure that's not the only places you have it ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I just copie and pasted this to a email I sent to everyone I work with. Hilarious Oh god! You're one of those people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChampIsHere 10 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Oh god! You're one of those people. haha not a chain emailer, just funny quotes and paragraphs, no need to forward to 10 people to save your life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneWarning 212 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Oh man!! I have it all over my face and toes!! You guys don't want it!! I'm turning Muslim and have no health care to treat it!!! Pray to Allah and you may not have to stand at the back of line for Obamacare. That is as long as you are not fat or old lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneWarning 212 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 And by the way I`m going to have to share this haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucfan64 309 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Been railing about this disease for years, really glad to see it start getting some publicity! Thanks GMan for "spreading" the word....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuceswild 15 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Big outbreak in 2004 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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