Leonards_Losers 12 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) Folks, Doctor Proctor wanted us to tell you that his new Scented Fart Powders will be hittin’ the market soon. The Field tests in Abingdon and Salem were a huge success. When People consume that much cheese, you’re going to get a lot of windy whining. Aunt Betty Lou rode through Abingdon last week and told us that someone had a late Strawberry patch around the Martha and Barter. So, Folks get your Doctor Proctor Fart Powders today. Regular or Scented (coming soon). Lebanon @ Gate City Folks we have heard for years that the MAYUNS predicted the world would end in 2012. Well, Percy ain’t seen the first sign of fire and brimstone, but something apocalyptic is sure happening down in Scott County. For as long as even old Grandpa Clovis can remember, the Blue Devils have struck terror in the hearts of Bearcats, Trojans, Generals, and even a Tornado or two. It seems like this year they would be lucky to scare a Blue Buzzard off a hot rock. The boys in the Ground Hog Hat Boys have a mixed bag. Last week they had a big Bear hunt planned, but ended up on the wrong end of a mauling. This week shapes of to be a good match up, but expect the Pioneers to bag one of the most elusive creatures of all: A Blue Devil Lil Leonard’s Loser -- Gate City Haysi @ Eastside The Eastside Spartans will be strapping on the armor and sharpening up their swords Friday to do battle with Coach James Colley and his might Tiggers. Lots of folks around Martha’s Place are saying that Coach Colley might be the Belle of the Black Diamond this year. The Tiggers are a consolidated team with the high flying acrobatics of Haysi and the power brought to the show by a hard running ex-Rebel. Eastside is the odds on favorite to win the Cumberland this year and while Friday’s game won’t have any bearing on that conquests, but it will definitely be a big test for the Spartans when the Circus comes to town. Percy’s looking for a hard fought game, but in the end Coach Colley probably has a couple of dozen too many formations for the Spartans to wrap their helmets around. LLL--Eastside Hurley @ East Ridge Last week Hurley whipped the G-town Ramblers up and down and back down the field drive after drive. The only problem was the Rebels kept letting go of the rocks at the Cliff. Hurley fumbled 5 times losing a heartbreaker 10-8 to their cross county rival Grundy. Their defense stood strong like Stone Wall Jackson did back when men were men, just letting the Ramblers gain a total of 9 rushing yards and 57 yards passing. This week the Soldiers from Rock House will march their brigade into Eastern Kentucky to pick a fight with a hostel East Ridge Warriors squad. East Ridge bought a can of Raid Hornet spray last week and wiped out a nest of Phelps Hornets. This week they’ll be tryin’ to even their record by settin’ up an ambush of the Rebs at Mouthcard. If the Rebs give an effort this week like last Friday against the Crik Crawdads, they’ll be marching home after the game a singin When Johnny Comes Marchin’ Home, HurraH/HurraH. But if they don’t, it could be the Mouthcard Massacre. Lil_Leonards_Loser – East Ridge Virginia High @ Union We like the Bearcats, because they know how to pluck and stuff Blue Buzzards. However since their success on the opening day of Buzzard Season the CATS have broken a few claws and have struggled. They’ve been hit by Chariots and got their behinds horned by some Vikings and this Friday thangs don’t look much better as they try to Out Claw a bunch of GRIZZLIES. The IMBODEN Bears have taken Uncle Percy’s saying”If you’re going to be a bear, be a GRIZZLY BEAR” to heart. Because, they have started the season on a roaring rampage, just ask Coach Mance about his Bear Hunting adventure. The Bearcats will try to out fox’em but they just won’t have enough for “Bear” Baugh and the rest of these rampaging bears. Lil_Leonards_Loser – Va High Twin Valley @ Tug Valley, WV The Mavisdale Maul Cats of Coach “It’s the truth, Rowe” are taking an out of state adventure to wild and wonderful NAUGATUCK, West Virginia this Friday. So far this season the Maul Cats have been dunked in the Crik, trampled by the Generals, and mauled by a bunch of angry Panther from the Salt Valley. The NAUGATUCK CATS are off to a decent start this season. The only set back or should we say, out clawing was by the CATS of Meadow Bridge. This past Friday the Cats from Naugatuck delanced a bunch of Golden Knights from Welch. We don’t know much about the Cats from NAUGATUCK except that they are ranked in the TOP 16 Single A WV Poll. That’s enough to tell us that this is another CAT FIGHT that the Maul Cats will come out on the short end of the stick and FOLKS, THAT IS THE TRUTH. Lil_Leonards_Loser – T Valley other losers Raiders Grayson Edited September 13, 2012 by Leonards_Losers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel1 35 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 By raiders do you mean Burton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaveFan09 50 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 By raiders do you mean Burton? Oakland lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wave316 64 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 Folks, Doctor Proctor wanted us to tell you that his new Scented Fart Powders will be hittin’ the market soon. The Field tests in Abingdon and Salem were a huge success. When People consume that much cheese, you’re going to get a lot of windy whining. Aunt Betty Lou rode through Abingdon last week and told us that someone had a late Strawberry patch around the Martha and Barter. So, Folks get your Doctor Proctor Fart Powders today. Regular or Scented (coming soon). Lebanon @ Gate City Folks we have heard for years that the MAYUNS predicted the world would end in 2012. Well, Percy ain’t seen the first sign of fire and brimstone, but something apocalyptic is sure happening down in Scott County. For as long as even old Grandpa Clovis can remember, the Blue Devils have struck terror in the hearts of Bearcats, Trojans, Generals, and even a Tornado or two. It seems like this year they would be lucky to scare a Blue Buzzard off a hot rock. The boys in the Ground Hog Hat Boys have a mixed bag. Last week they had a big Bear hunt planned, but ended up on the wrong end of a mauling. This week shapes of to be a good match up, but expect the Pioneers to bag one of the most elusive creatures of all: A Blue Devil Lil Leonard’s Loser -- Gate City Haysi @ Eastside The Eastside Spartans will be strapping on the armor and sharpening up their swords Friday to do battle with Coach James Colley and his might Tiggers. Lots of folks around Martha’s Place are saying that Coach Colley might be the Belle of the Black Diamond this year. The Tiggers are a consolidated team with the high flying acrobatics of Haysi and the power brought to the show by a hard running ex-Rebel. Eastside is the odds on favorite to win the Cumberland this year and while Friday’s game won’t have any bearing on that conquests, but it will definitely be a big test for the Spartans when the Circus comes to town. Percy’s looking for a hard fought game, but in the end Coach Colley probably has a couple of dozen too many formations for the Spartans to wrap their helmets around. LLL--Eastside Hurley @ East Ridge Last week Hurley whipped the G-town Ramblers up and down and back down the field drive after drive. The only problem was the Rebels kept letting go of the rocks at the Cliff. Hurley fumbled 5 times losing a heartbreaker 10-8 to their cross county rival Grundy. Their defense stood strong like Stone Wall Jackson did back when men were men, just letting the Ramblers gain a total of 9 rushing yards and 57 yards passing. This week the Soldiers from Rock House will march their brigade into Eastern Kentucky to pick a fight with a hostel East Ridge Warriors squad. East Ridge bought a can of Raid Hornet spray last week and wiped out a nest of Phelps Hornets. This week they’ll be tryin’ to even their record by settin’ up an ambush of the Rebs at Mouthcard. If the Rebs give an effort this week like last Friday against the Crik Crawdads, they’ll be marching home after the game a singin When Johnny Comes Marchin’ Home, HurraH/HurraH. But if they don’t, it could be the Mouthcard Massacre. Lil_Leonards_Loser – East Ridge Virginia High @ Union We like the Bearcats, because they know how to pluck and stuff Blue Buzzards. However since their success on the opening day of Buzzard Season the CATS have broken a few claws and have struggled. They’ve been hit by Chariots and got their behinds horned by some Vikings and this Friday thangs don’t look much better as they try to Out Claw a bunch of GRIZZLIES. The IMBODEN Bears have taken Uncle Percy’s sayingâ€If you’re going to be a bear, be a GRIZZLY BEAR†to heart. Because, they have started the season on a roaring rampage, just ask Coach Mance about his Bear Hunting adventure. The Bearcats will try to out fox’em but they just won’t have enough for “Bear†Baugh and the rest of these rampaging bears. Lil_Leonards_Loser – Va High Twin Valley @ Tug Valley, WV The Mavisdale Maul Cats of Coach “It’s the truth, Rowe†are taking an out of state adventure to wild and wonderful NAUGATUCK, West Virginia this Friday. So far this season the Maul Cats have been dunked in the Crik, trampled by the Generals, and mauled by a bunch of angry Panther from the Salt Valley. The NAUGATUCK CATS are off to a decent start this season. The only set back or should we say, out clawing was by the CATS of Meadow Bridge. This past Friday the Cats from Naugatuck delanced a bunch of Golden Knights from Welch. We don’t know much about the Cats from NAUGATUCK except that they are ranked in the TOP 16 Single A WV Poll. That’s enough to tell us that this is another CAT FIGHT that the Maul Cats will come out on the short end of the stick and FOLKS, THAT IS THE TRUTH. Lil_Leonards_Loser – T Valley other losers Raiders Grayson Gate City will get its first win against Lebanon and Burton beats Battle...Eastside could also beat Haysi ,if Haysi don't connect thru the air... jmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redtiger 1,742 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Haysi couldnt move the ball on the ground at all last season but had over 300 yards thru the air, I expect a little more balance this season but still, the circus is the circus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V-Cats 472 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Somebody's conspicuously quiet about his prediction on a little game going on in Dublin tomorrow night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneWarning 212 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Gate City will get its first win against Lebanon and Burton beats Battle...Eastside could also beat Haysi ,if Haysi don't connect thru the air... jmo I believe Lebanon will beat Gate City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wave316 64 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 I believe Lebanon will beat Gate City. Why do you believe this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneWarning 212 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Why do you believe this? Lebanon is not that bad of a football team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futbolking 766 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 http://www.gifbin.com/983081 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V-Cats 472 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lebanon is not that bad of a football team. Could end up with a situation where Lebanon winds up winning district amidst everyone focusing on Battle, GC, and VA High. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wave316 64 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Lebanon is not that bad of a football team. That's great to hear! Something says GC is too good of a program to lose 4 straight...but I could be wrong seeing GC has lots of injuries ...should be a great game! Best wishes for both teams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjhokies 47 Report Share Posted September 14, 2012 Somebody's conspicuously quiet about his prediction on a little game going on in Dublin tomorrow night Thats because none of us want to speak of it. And all the Blue Tornado haters are just waiting with anticipation for this one to end. I have a friend that lives up there, and he says Pulaski's running game looks alot like Cave Springs of last year. And we all know that didn't turn out too well. A win probably means another 10-0 regular season, but it will be tough to go there and win. Another 100+ yards of Penalties and turnovers will spell the end of a 32 game regular season winning streak. I predict that it will be a good game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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