Lil' Leonard's Losers: Week 4

[Leonards_Losers 12]

We're Back!! We would like to say we're sorry for being so late with the prognots, but it as been a Heck Tick Fall. Uncle Percy broke his leg in the Ozark Mtns while we were chasing Cousin Faylene who had ran off with a fertilizer salesman from Tupelo, Miss. You all known what those guys are full of. 4th Cousin Claude Martin Willmore was heart broken. Grandpa Clovis almost kicked the bucket when his 2 favorite coon dogs, Jesse & Al, got caught in the back of the barn doing. (Well, we best not tell anymore). Leonard just got back from going to see the Duck Dynasty Robertsons, but took a wrong turn in Louisiana and ended up in El Paso, Texas. He said they spoke some kind of strange English and couldn't understand a word they were saying. Thelma Lou, Len's wife, would not let him back in the HOUSE. Seems like he had to many chili peppers & refried beans while in El Paso, Too much stinky gas.

 

Haysi at Grundy

The Slate Crik Crawdads have staging their on version of "Dancing with the Stars". They Big with the Rebel two step. But this Past Friday, they seemed to have had two left feet during this past Friday's contest with Mikey and the G-Posse. They found out that the Juke, Jive, Dip & Slide Schuffle is a lot harder to learn than the two step. On the other side of the mountain, Coach Colley has been doing the mashed potato, the twist and shout, & flat Footin' to a 3-0 start. The Red Cats will be purring & struttin' on the Slate Crik this Friday. Look for the cats not to get their paws wet as they hang another 10 on another WAVE. Better watch out for that Bowen Cat, they say he's faSSSSt. And the Tigerettes will be stepping high.

Leonard's Loser: Grundy

 

Giles at Graham

Mikey and the G-Posse are hosting the Single-Wang Lads from P-Burg this Friday. Mikey & the G-Boys put up a lot of points this past Friday after losing a nail biter at Richlands. Mikey and the G-Posse may wish that they had saved a few of those points this for this Friday. The Single-Wang Lads are off to a 3-0 start and are back yo their old RAG ways of hiding the tater. Just ask Blacksburg and Christianburg (they forgot their reading glasses). The Single-Wang is a thing off beauty on real grass, but on plastic grass, its AWESOME. We don't think that Coach Mikey's Salem Ways & the G-Posse schuffle will be able to out do the Single_Wang Waltz as they WALTZ all over Mitchell Stadium. G-Posse fans, don't forgit your binoculars or reading glasses while playing hide the tater.

Leonard's Loser: Graham

 

VA High at Richlands

The mechanics have been working overtime tinkering all week with a broken down, degraded & embarassed BIG BLUE WIND MACHINE. Its been a while since the BBWM has played a JV team in the 2nd half. Work is it took 2 days to get all the BBWM parts back to Tazewll Co. after running into some bad, bad, bad, wind at Lord Botetourt. Va High has a new coach, new offense, and the same results. But the Bearcats have high hopes that their BAD A#& Break Dancing will be enough to to take down the broken BBWM and strut back across the mtn. However, its homecoming, and while Coach Mance is still looking for a Big Johnson, the BBwm may have enough wind to blow the bearcats back to Bristol.

Leonard's Loser: Va High

 

Honaker at Twin Valley

"It's the TRUTH, Choo Choo" is what Coach Puddin' will be saying after the 1st CAT FIGHT of the year in the BDD for the TIDY CAT BOX. Coach Puddin' has found a way to put points on the scoreboard, but is lookin' for a way to keep the other teams from scoring more. Need another PORK CHOP Smith. Coach Hubbard and the Neon Orange Cats are off to a 3-0 start, still running the I, still playing a 5-2 Defense, still winning, so why re-invent the wheel. Its been working for over 30 years. If it ain't broken, leave it along. Loks like the Neon Orange cats will take the lead for the Tiday Cat Box. Hey, "THE TRUTH IS IN THE PUDDIN'".

Leonard's Loser: Twin Valley

 

Other Losers: Phelps Hornets, Annadale, Frank Cox, Hampton, Bluestone, Gate City, and Falconman & Southbound ( Cousin Faylene sure was sweet on you two fellas. Beaten out by a fertilizer salesman full of crap. No wonder Falcons can't win) Finaaly, a word about our sponsor, FAT BOY'S WEST VIRGINIA FORTUNE COOKIES. Head office in Cucumber, WV, with outlets in Bradshaw Gilbert, Keystone, aand coming soon to the Forks of Guesses Fork.

[redtiger 1,742]

Welcome back ol' buddy!

[starcityfootballfan 517]

Pretty much on target! Although, I hope the G-Men can pull a stunning upset!

[Bigrhsfan 884]

So good to see you back and doing your thang !

[bugsbunny 12]

Glad to see you back!