Falconman

I love how you guys prove my point after point. For years, I - FALCONMAN, have pointed out Falcon Dominance in every sport except football. Not competitive but Dominant! I am glad that when you guys want to see good basketball, you find where THE FALCONS ARE PLAYING!!! Now, as for the candies this week, Falcons win 28-20. Keep your eggs to yourself you filthy animals!!! Smell you later

Let me say it loud Falcons Win! Victory tacos and to all you nonbelievers can just blow it out your arses!

Mowing season is ending so let THA MAN SPEAK, lets begin with the fact there was some home cooking going on in slaplands last Friday night. The clock operator is the corporate because the referee would blow the whistle to start the clock and he would deliberately not start it until 3-4 seconds afterward. Don't Deny It, It Happened, I was There!!! One of the players dads said typical richlands always finding a way to screw ya. It wasn't southy's dad either, they didn't go. I rode over there with my boss. Second, THE ENTRANCE belongs to the Falcons, everyone started doing it after we did. I've said this before and I will say it again, you can't mimic a Falcon, you have to be a Falcon! Finally, we were more physical than them and that's why there were 4 turnovers. Southy and I've said it for years, the best is yet to come. Congratulations Richlands you beat some sophomores, guess what? That will be the Last Time!!! Go Falcons!!!

On the record: After dominating Volunteer Friday night, the Falcons look to continue their win streak this Friday night at Falcon stadium against Lebanon. Last Friday, Abingdon jumped out to a lead on Volunteer and played hard nose defense to lead the them to another victory. Special thanks goes out to the rowdy crowd and the tremendous support shown. Lets hope a big crowd will be in attendance to see the Falcons beat the Pioneers. Off the Record (Falconman Style) Hahaha we kicked their freaking tales. They couldn't account for our speed and physical play. Southy and I ate more victory tacos than a Mexican at a fiesta. Southy's dad had to drive us back home and got a contact buzz from all the methane being let off in the air. We laughed and yelled Falcons all the way home. I was so excited because we beat one of the premier football teams in Tennessee and we all agree that if we were in that state we would dominate. Heck we even started that cheer Friday in the stands "This is the state the Falcons Dominate!" Kind of catchy isn't it? I think this Friday is the turning point for the Falcons. I think this Friday we show Russell county that we are for real and there isn't a thing they can do about it but stop and smell the tacos!!!!! Go Falcons!

Churchhill - Thanks. Yes Southy they are all gay.

To all you JackWADS above at least Southy and I have double digit teeth & aren't kin to our lovers. So are you toothless fockers can kiss it! We are civilized over here in ABINGDON and actually have branches in our family tree!! On another note, where the heck is Volunteer? I asked Siri and she wanted to sign my white arse up to volunteer for a soup kitchen?!

This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!!

Inspiration can come from several places. What inspires one may or may not inspire another. What is a genius? Is it one who invents something that is used by the masses? If so, whomever invented toilet paper for the naders must be genius because they are still "crying" after last Friday! (Let me stop here and say three words: Falcons are Coming). Is a genius an athlete that displays his talent on the world stage in his moment much like KING JAMES does for the Miami Heat or Southbound did for the Falcons last year? I don't know, you tell me. This past "open" week for my Falcons, Southy and I endured the rain and hung out in bearkitty land. Walking through the vendors on state street and listening the different genres of music and seeing the fine ladies in attendance, I was inspired. Heck, we both were inspired after seeing the daisy dukes and high heels. Woohoo!!!! It was then and there, I told Southy we needed to pull off the ultimate entertainment experience. We needed to make a rap cd and promote it at Abingdon Falcon Football Games!! It was not long ago, I rapped in a studio at Six Flags over Georgia, and the spectators outside the studio stopped and listened (they even liked my falcons shirt). Southy said "lets do this, we need to go to Atlanta & try to join Young Money, lets rap for Jeezy!" We both agreed that as great as "The Entrance" is, how much more electrifying it would be if Abingdon's finest dynamic duo were spitting a rap while they walked down through the crowd?! Unfreakinbelievable it would be folks, unfreakinbelievable!!! Say what you want but these two white boys have rhythm and are not ashamed of their FALCON ROOTS!!! So this Friday night when the thousands & ten thousands are witnessing the most exciting Entrance in SWVA football, in the prestigious historic town of Va, in the greatest stadium this side of the border, let someone stand up and say "Play that Funky Music Falconman & Southy!!!" Lets go Falcons!!! Beat Happy, Happy, Happy Valley!!!

I just want to say, my Falcons played them a lot tougher. Say what you want about the Falcons, but WE DID!

Look at the video that shows my Falcons dominating the warriors. It begins in the teepee. You are a dumb arse. Just stay off this board and do everyone a favor!

The scene of the crime: http://www.tricities.com/sports/ Haha, I love Precious now!!!! Falcons!!!! City of Smell - earn respect by bending over!!!! Falcons!!! Rule!

Crydaddy, we meet again. I noticed the trojans spanked your boys pretty good? Haha I guess they "wrapped" you up pretty good and that's why you haven't been on here "spewing" your ignorance much lately. Hey, I agree with ya about the candies hiding from real competition. We all know the candy canes are sleezy lil men and cant run with the big boys but neither can Holston. The teams you have beaten has a combined of total wins of ZERO! We all know the Falcons are back on track and will be the best team in our county. I just wished we could play the Trojans once again so we could prove it.

Tommylozer, Bigclapfan, redtitty, and swvatrailorpark: Shut ya freakin yappers! Don't you even disgrace our song and "THE ENTRANCE!!!!!!!!" You do that and you will be opening Pandora's box. There are certain things that are sacred in Falcon Nation and let me tell you boys: The Entrance is SACRED!!!!!! We have had to catch up on lawns this week, but let it be known, that I will be watching the Falcons get back on track. Tommylozer I know why you chose to start this ignorance, its because you are Jealous that the Falcons got a new scoreboard donated and paid for my JMH. They know what future is bright. The rest of you can pucker up!

Good point. I just know that our running back is legit. Get some help up front and we are a handful. Go Falcons

Crydaddy, you are from backwoods no where. A place that always has an excuse or places blame. As for your lawn, who would drive to Damascus mow a lawn full of rocks? Not this Falcon! How bout you keep your lawn clippings to yourself there boy? I don't work for cheap and cheap is what you are. Smell you later!!

I think some of you need to get a life. The falcon bashing is going no where and doing not a thing for you. I wish I could just sit at home and collect a check. I got up this morning ready to mow but it was too foggy. I thought I might check in on the board and once again I see a host of lozers taking shots at my falcons. Surprisingly enough, it has grown. Who invited the newbies aka kitty kat fans on here? Kitty Kats I don't see you guys beating a team from Washington County including us. I see Battle winning easily because at least we tested them in the second half. Quite honestly, it was a tale of 2 halfs. They got lucky in the first and we flat wore em out in the 2nd. I see that the puppies from Tazewell didn't challenge you too much, so I have to say that Battle wins it easily. As for the Falcons, I don't think any team will stop our running back and that includes Gate City. I am psyched for this one. I have been waiting for us to play them for a long time. Southy, get ready because we are hitting the road brother and bringing our cow bells with us. Lets go mow and lets go Falcons!!!!!

Southy I am done challenging the Falcons, it's obvious they struggle with that kind of pressure. I think I said more curse words Friday than the candy canes do when they see the Falcons. Like I said to you in the stands Friday, turnovers show a lack of competitive will power. We need the competitive mentality as "Johnny Football!" He doesn't take no crap off the opposing team, refs, media, or even his coach. He is a baller and I love him for that. If he wasn't hood then king James wouldn't party with him. We need a Falcon to "Johnny up", heck we did when were walking the Halls of Camelot. Lets be honest, we still are. But hey, it was us who started the painted chest tradition at Falcon Stadium, good to see that tradition along with the entrance still continues. Still say its the best atmosphere in football.

Let me start by giving a shout out to Gbaby and Sir Lancelot for the new software on this board. Mad stuff and kick arse features, Falconman like! Bugsey IT DOESN'T MATTER who they play on that side of the ball tonight , I am sure my Falcons are ready. After the botched officiating last year and complete hosing we received at Bottle last year, they have to come to Falcon Hill. Hey, the players are ready, the band is warming up, and I have Southy back with me, the BEAK WILL BE FEARED!. God, I love this place. woohoooooo!!!! Its gameday in ABINGDON, need I say more?!

Its that time again, the battle for the top dog in Washington County. Falcons or Trojans? Well, its a no brainer what my thought is - FALCONS!!! LETS GO! After a long hard summer of trimming bushes and manicuring lawns, its time to get painted up and rock the "Fear the Beak" proudly on this sculpted chest! Its been a long summer, including Southy and I not getting along. Here's my plea Southbound, lets just let things go, (she isn't worth our friendship) lets come together for Falcons sake. They need us! I want things to go well Friday. Plans - get off work early, shower, get painted up, watch the Falcons dominate the Tro's, drive 5 miles, cross the border, and eat some VICTORY TACO'S! How bout it Southy? Let's do this!

It's getting ridiculous! Stop with the Falcon bashing! God! It's every time I get on here! Why can't you guys pull for the Falcons one year? You did the Trojans? Why can't this year be the year of the beak?

Reminds me of that movie couples retreat we watched at your house, haha. I thought you must've been busy last night cause you didn't go out with us. I did some Falcon Driveby's on some people haha. Zeek drove and I threw, haha. I yelled: Happy Halloween from the Falcons!!!

If you are laying down bullying tactics on here Sir, then who is the adult here. Or even a man? Bet you are proud of yourself aren't YA BOY?! You def. are a Dale Jr fan - you redneck (do you even have teeth?) Lay off Southy, he is a good kid. Take your bullying somewhere else, it is not tolerated here in Abingdon!!!!:mad:

You would love for me to smack yours like your bf does

Let it be forbidden for you to not show your arse by trying to be "funny" News Flash: You are funny CandyWarning, "funny" in a different way . . . . I'M DONE WIT DIS GUY!!!!:p

One of the things I've learned and keep to myself is controlling my inner rage. Also, to not tell your enemies your game plan, so Southy I don't like it when people know my martial arts background but I will give you a pass since your my bestest. I actually achieved green belt status at age 13 (not gonna tell you what belt I have now). With that said, STAY OFF OUR SIDE!!!!! I HATE MARION!!!!! YOU HAVE YOUR SIDE, WE HAVE OURS!!! VOLS4DEAD AND CANESALTALT - You wouldn't want any, just saying . . . . .:mad: