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Little Leonards_Losers preseason 2011 Special Football Prognosticating Pickin’ Edition

 

It’s been a long and hot summer, but folks we’re back in full throttle. Percy and I are ready for an exciting season of high school football. Aunt Betty Lou has kept us well fed this summer with her delicious home cookin’. We can’t wait to hit the road and discover some new concession stand delicacies. This season will have a lot of new faces and places. Many new coaches have been hired and several new schools have been established. Percy can’t wait until Union High Schools first home game just to see what a Vikdog really is. Just sit back, adjust your monitor and chair and enjoy the ride. We’re lookin’ to have more fun this year, than ever. We appreciate all of the participation from the local high school football players. We mean no ill will with these picks, we just love football and havin’ fun. We wish all of the school, coaches, and players the best of luck this season. Remember, if you’re not playin’ hard, you’re not havin’ fun. LittleLeonard

 

SWD

 

1.Big Blue Wind Machine – Still have a Big Johnson.

2. Beamer Boys from Carroll – Lookin’ to Wing it again.

3. The Marion Red Storm – Tempest on the Rise.

4. Bull Puppies – these puppies may become Dawgs sooner than excepted.

5. Blue Buzzards of Yore ---- still whining and dining. Percy’s favorite --- if you believe this then Southbound and FalconMan are really Blue Tornado Fans.

 

 

BDD

 

Percy’s picked these because of Leonard’s close connection to the BDD

 

1. Gardner Rail Cats -- The Dean of Honaker is still on top until

someone knocks them off.

2. The Blackie Brigade – they have reloaded for another big year.

3. Mavisdale Maul Cats – This year’s sleeper. Leonard said these boys

are lookin’ tough.

4. The Boys from the Creek ---(Slate Creek) New Coach, new staff.

5. Bartlick Flatfooters – they like to dance in Haysi and there QB can

flatfoot with the best of them.

 

Cumberland (AKA) The Tobacco Spittin’ District

 

1. Blue Deacons – with the good book in one hand and a pitchfork in

the other.

2. Eastside – AKA Heavy Blue Metal Crew---- new name, new colors,

same ol’ boys.

3. Corn Ridge Plow Boys – Titans have plans for a big year.

4. Cujo Spelunkers -- Thomas Walker will have one of the fastest

backs in the region.

5. Clinchport Airmen – The War Eagles ground attack could become

potent.

6. Nora Rebs – the effort is there, but they lack the big guns.

 

LPD

 

The LPD is going opposite of Aunt Betty Lou’s waste line. They went from 6 teams to 4.

 

1. The Green Banjo Pickers – These boys will be pickin’ and grinin’ in

the LPD all year long.

2. Union Vikdogs - wonder how this Hatfield - McCoy feud-- truce

will work out.

3. Wise Central -- Percy wishes the Dairy Barn and Robo’s to

consolidate…..What restaurant that would be……..

4. The JIB Marauders – Jet City might need a Bruce Wayne or a Clark

Kent to come and save the day.

 

Clinch Mountain

 

1. Big Blue Steam Engine – All aboard baby ----get off the track

because the train is a coming. CHOO, CHOO

2. The Long Rifles – the boys have been stocking black powder this

summer for a run to the top.

3. Chariot Riders from Ben Hur – the axles have been greased and the

wheels have been relined for the Generals 2011 campaign.

4. The Twin Cities Purrers – why did I leave Gretna?????

5. The Interstate Boy’s – Daddy’s leave your wallets at home, you

close to Exit 7.

 

Hogoheegee District

 

1. I 81 Maroons --- already beat the Big Blue Wind Machine in a

preseason exhibition.

2. The Smyth County Warriors – have been sharpening their

tomahawks.

3. The Buck Ave. Tribe – will not be in retreat this year.

4. Creeper Trail Boys – They have seen better days. Maybe Trails Day

will lift their spirits.

5. The Rowdy Rebels -- these rebels have not won much in the past

but they are still ROWDY.

6. The Salt Shakers -- the salt mines has not been high on production.

 

Moutain Empire District

 

1. Galax-- lookin’ for a high tide in Furniture Town.

2. The Whitetop Syruptappers – (Grayson County) Percy’s say’s it’s a

good year for the Maples.

3. The MaxMeadow Sharpshooters – LOOKOUT….these don’t miss

often.

4. The BBI Boys (Graham) – new sheriff in town….one of Leonard’s ol

Buddies.

5. Bland Bears – these bears will hibernate early this season.

6. The New River Waders- this Ragsdale Field is not Giles

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MrSocko    136

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Little Leonards_Losers preseason 2011 Special Football Prognosticating Pickin’ Edition

 

It’s been a long and hot summer, but folks we’re back in full throttle. Percy and I are ready for an exciting season of high school football. Aunt Betty Lou has kept us well fed this summer with her delicious home cookin’. We can’t wait to hit the road and discover some new concession stand delicacies. This season will have a lot of new faces and places. Many new coaches have been hired and several new schools have been established. Percy can’t wait until Union High Schools first home game just to see what a Vikdog really is. Just sit back, adjust your monitor and chair and enjoy the ride. We’re lookin’ to have more fun this year, than ever. We appreciate all of the participation from the local high school football players. We mean no ill will with these picks, we just love football and havin’ fun. We wish all of the school, coaches, and players the best of luck this season. Remember, if you’re not playin’ hard, you’re not havin’ fun. LittleLeonard

 

SWD

 

1.Big Blue Wind Machine – Still have a Big Johnson.

2. Beamer Boys from Carroll – Lookin’ to Wing it again.

3. The Marion Red Storm – Tempest on the Rise.

4. Bull Puppies – these puppies may become Dawgs sooner than excepted.

5. Blue Buzzards of Yore ---- still whining and dining. Percy’s favorite --- if you believe this then Southbound and FalconMan are really Blue Tornado Fans.

 

 

BDD

 

Percy’s picked these because of Leonard’s close connection to the BDD

 

1. Gardner Rail Cats -- The Dean of Honaker is still on top until

someone knocks them off.

2. The Blackie Brigade – they have reloaded for another big year.

3. Mavisdale Maul Cats – This year’s sleeper. Leonard said these boys

are lookin’ tough.

4. The Boys from the Creek ---(Slate Creek) New Coach, new staff.

5. Bartlick Flatfooters – they like to dance in Haysi and there QB can

flatfoot with the best of them.

 

Cumberland (AKA) The Tobacco Spittin’ District

 

1. Blue Deacons – with the good book in one hand and a pitchfork in

the other.

2. Eastside – AKA Heavy Blue Metal Crew---- new name, new colors,

same ol’ boys.

3. Corn Ridge Plow Boys – Titans have plans for a big year.

4. Cujo Spelunkers -- Thomas Walker will have one of the fastest

backs in the region.

5. Clinchport Airmen – The War Eagles ground attack could become

potent.

6. Nora Rebs – the effort is there, but they lack the big guns.

 

LPD

 

The LPD is going opposite of Aunt Betty Lou’s waste line. They went from 6 teams to 4.

 

1. The Green Banjo Pickers – These boys will be pickin’ and grinin’ in

the LPD all year long.

2. Union Vikdogs - wonder how this Hatfield - McCoy feud-- truce

will work out.

3. Wise Central -- Percy wishes the Dairy Barn and Robo’s to

consolidate…..What restaurant that would be……..

4. The JIB Marauders – Jet City might need a Bruce Wayne or a Clark

Kent to come and save the day.

 

Clinch Mountain

 

1. Big Blue Steam Engine – All aboard baby ----get off the track

because the train is a coming. CHOO, CHOO

2. The Long Rifles – the boys have been stocking black powder this

summer for a run to the top.

3. Chariot Riders from Ben Hur – the axles have been greased and the

wheels have been relined for the Generals 2011 campaign.

4. The Twin Cities Purrers – why did I leave Gretna?????

5. The Interstate Boy’s – Daddy’s leave your wallets at home, you

close to Exit 7.

 

Hogoheegee District

 

1. I 81 Maroons --- already beat the Big Blue Wind Machine in a

preseason exhibition.

2. The Smyth County Warriors – have been sharpening their

tomahawks.

3. The Buck Ave. Tribe – will not be in retreat this year.

4. Creeper Trail Boys – They have seen better days. Maybe Trails Day

will lift their spirits.

5. The Rowdy Rebels -- these rebels have not won much in the past

but they are still ROWDY.

6. The Salt Shakers -- the salt mines has not been high on production.

 

Moutain Empire District

 

1. Galax-- lookin’ for a high tide in Furniture Town.

2. The Whitetop Syruptappers – (Grayson County) Percy’s say’s it’s a

good year for the Maples.

3. The MaxMeadow Sharpshooters – LOOKOUT….these don’t miss

often.

4. The BBI Boys (Graham) – new sheriff in town….one of Leonard’s ol

Buddies.

5. Bland Bears – these bears will hibernate early this season.

6. The New River Waders- this Ragsdale Field is not Giles

As the Miz would say, you're awesome Leonard! I figure u would like the wrestling reference. Lol

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Ok, and this coming from a Cowgirl fan!

 

They both suck. GO PACK GO!

Of course growing up in Wise in the shadow of Carroll Dale,being a Packers fan even as a small child was a given :)

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Ok, and this coming from a Cowgirl fan!

 

They both suck. GO PACK GO!

Of course growing up in Wise in the shadow of Carroll Dale,being a Packers fan even as a small child was a given :)

 

Foreskins and Packers....they go well together.

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