Leonards_Losers 12 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) Folks, we are proud to have OL’ Rooster Brand Coffee as our sponsor this week. OL’ ROOSTER Brand Coffee is the coffee that’ll put a little extra hop in your step and help you crow all night. Just ask Coach Mance or any of his Blue Mechanics, OL’ Rooster Brand is what they brew when they’re puttin’ in the OT. Gate City @ Sullivan South Looks like those aliens have not returned any of those abducted Blue Devils. Because when was the last time you ever heard of a Gate City team getting beat 56-0 with 0 total yards of offense (-26 in the 1st half and +26 in the 2nd half according to the BHC). Coach “HOSSWRIGHT” hopes this weeks’ intrusion into Tennessee will bring better results than last week’s adventure to Harlan, Kentucky. High hopes are one thing but slow and small just won’t get it done. It’ll be another bad week for the Devils and the Legion Field Crazies. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Blue Devils Grundy @ Hurley Word from up on the Crik is that Coach “Bear” Ward has already made a spot in the trophy case for his 2nd Buchanan County Championship Trophy. Look for a packed crowd at the Cliff. Four-wheeler valet parking will be available for those of you who have to park at the Middle School. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Not the concession stand --- Have you ever et one of those RIGHT HAND FORK OF GUESSES FORK Funnel Cake??? Richlands @ Graham Uncle Percy has always said, “If you’re going to be a BEAR, BE A GRIZZLY BEAR”. Coach Mance and his Big Blue Wind Machine sure understand what that means after last Friday Night. Coach Mance and his BBWM escaped a BEAR MAULIN’ by a hair as thin as those on the OL’ SALTSHAKER’S head. Coach Mance and the Blue Mechanic staff have been putting in the OT this week to get the KINKS out of the BBWM before blowing into Mitchell Stadium this Friday. Why? Because Sheriff Williams is cuffing and stuffing everybody just like Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain. The Posse has already smacked the Beavers around for half of the Mercer Mall Trophy and after clipping the Bulldogs’ tails last Friday they are looking to clinch the Tazewell County Championship this Friday. Sheriff Williams and the Posse will be ready to ambush Coach Mance and his BBWM as they blow into town. But then a lot of folks have been trying to derail the BBWM for several years. Look for the BBWM to ride through town and scatter the G-Men all up and down the parking lot of Wal-Mart. Lil_Leonads_Losers – Graham Chilhowie @ Abingdon Percy’s sophisticated cousin La-Roi has been a busy man this week. He worked 2nd shift down at the taco joint in Abingdon and the BUZZARDS have been bustin’ the door down since Friday, looking for his special 6 pack of Victory Tacos. The excitement in Abingdon has been at a fever pitch since ever since their beloved BUZZARDS Best the Men of Glade Springs. A short way up I-81 (as the Buzzard Flies) the Apple Dumpling Gang has been peeled, sauced, and fried this season. After two losses to open up the season, The Gang is hungry for a W. A lot of folks around here think the Buzzards have earned their STRIPES, but that won’t be enough this week. Look for the Apple Dumpling Gang to put up a bushel basket of points. Lil_Leonards_Losers – BUZZARDS Lee @ J.I. Burton For years Lee County has been known for the best tobacco this side of the Mississippi. Rumor has it after last weeks performance from the T-Walking Mountaineers, the local farmers have invested in tons of SUGAR CAIN seeds for next years harvest. The Generals let CAIN bring the PAIN by letting him rush for over 300 yards in one game. (That my folks is impressive) This week the Generals face another worthy opponent. The Vigilantes from Gotham City are looking like the Vigilantes of old. Speed and Power they say in the City. Grandpa Clovis says, “They are steal Limousine driving, JET Flying, Kiss stealing Son of a Guns, just like Ric Flair was in the 1980’s. Look for the Generals to be sipping on some warm Crowder Soup on their way home around 10:00 o’clock Friday night. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Lee Union @ Lebanon Lebanon was impressive last week by sending the G Town Ramblers home with their first loss of the season. This week the Pioneers better wash their groundhogs caps and clean their rifles, because a VERY MEAN, UPSET, AND NASTY Grizzly is coming to Russell County. Folks this could get UGLY, VERY UGLY real quick. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Groundhog Caps Edited September 6, 2012 by Leonards_Losers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghos88t 68 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Leonard, you and Percy should send some of that Ol' Rooster Coffee to Gate City. Sounds like they may need some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Leo!! Do you always pick against the Falcons? Well, guess you should know I have ALOT "RIDING" on this game. Go FALCONS!!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendatLegion 109 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 we been drinking novacaine strait outta the bottle this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavdaddy 25 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 No Holston vs Battle? Should be a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChampIsHere 10 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Lil_Leonards_Losers – Not the concession stand --- Have you ever et one of those RIGHT HAND FORK OF GUESSES FORK Funnel Cake??? No but I almost ate a bullet from there, they are not to kind to surveyors.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Ref Grundy vs. Hurley: I head someone say yesterday "We may have to play all night to get a winner"...lol....safe pick for Leonard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghos88t 68 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Hoped they served that Ol' Rooster Coffee in the Hurley concession stand. Listened to some of the broadcast. Not much of a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan4VT 4,557 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 No but I almost ate a bullet from there, they are not to kind to surveyors.... Had a gun pulled on me on Guesses Fork, too. Not too kind to collections agents, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon_hater 11 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 No Holston vs Battle? Should be a good one. YES IT WAS A GOOD 1 hahaha HOLSTON GOT SCHOOLED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87Tiger 62 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Folks, we are proud to have OL’ Rooster Brand Coffee as our sponsor this week. OL’ ROOSTER Brand Coffee is the coffee that’ll put a little extra hop in your step and help you crow all night. Just ask Coach Mance or any of his Blue Mechanics, OL’ Rooster Brand is what they brew when they’re puttin’ in the OT. Gate City @ Sullivan South Looks like those aliens have not returned any of those abducted Blue Devils. Because when was the last time you ever heard of a Gate City team getting beat 56-0 with 0 total yards of offense (-26 in the 1st half and +26 in the 2nd half according to the BHC). Coach “HOSSWRIGHT†hopes this weeks’ intrusion into Tennessee will bring better results than last week’s adventure to Harlan, Kentucky. High hopes are one thing but slow and small just won’t get it done. It’ll be another bad week for the Devils and the Legion Field Crazies. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Blue Devils Grundy @ Hurley Word from up on the Crik is that Coach “Bear†Ward has already made a spot in the trophy case for his 2nd Buchanan County Championship Trophy. Look for a packed crowd at the Cliff. Four-wheeler valet parking will be available for those of you who have to park at the Middle School. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Not the concession stand --- Have you ever et one of those RIGHT HAND FORK OF GUESSES FORK Funnel Cake??? Richlands @ Graham Uncle Percy has always said, “If you’re going to be a BEAR, BE A GRIZZLY BEARâ€. Coach Mance and his Big Blue Wind Machine sure understand what that means after last Friday Night. Coach Mance and his BBWM escaped a BEAR MAULIN’ by a hair as thin as those on the OL’ SALTSHAKER’S head. Coach Mance and the Blue Mechanic staff have been putting in the OT this week to get the KINKS out of the BBWM before blowing into Mitchell Stadium this Friday. Why? Because Sheriff Williams is cuffing and stuffing everybody just like Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain. The Posse has already smacked the Beavers around for half of the Mercer Mall Trophy and after clipping the Bulldogs’ tails last Friday they are looking to clinch the Tazewell County Championship this Friday. Sheriff Williams and the Posse will be ready to ambush Coach Mance and his BBWM as they blow into town. But then a lot of folks have been trying to derail the BBWM for several years. Look for the BBWM to ride through town and scatter the G-Men all up and down the parking lot of Wal-Mart. Lil_Leonads_Losers – Graham Chilhowie @ Abingdon Percy’s sophisticated cousin La-Roi has been a busy man this week. He worked 2nd shift down at the taco joint in Abingdon and the BUZZARDS have been bustin’ the door down since Friday, looking for his special 6 pack of Victory Tacos. The excitement in Abingdon has been at a fever pitch since ever since their beloved BUZZARDS Best the Men of Glade Springs. A short way up I-81 (as the Buzzard Flies) the Apple Dumpling Gang has been peeled, sauced, and fried this season. After two losses to open up the season, The Gang is hungry for a W. A lot of folks around here think the Buzzards have earned their STRIPES, but that won’t be enough this week. Look for the Apple Dumpling Gang to put up a bushel basket of points. Lil_Leonards_Losers – BUZZARDS Lee @ J.I. Burton For years Lee County has been known for the best tobacco this side of the Mississippi. Rumor has it after last weeks performance from the T-Walking Mountaineers, the local farmers have invested in tons of SUGAR CAIN seeds for next years harvest. The Generals let CAIN bring the PAIN by letting him rush for over 300 yards in one game. (That my folks is impressive) This week the Generals face another worthy opponent. The Vigilantes from Gotham City are looking like the Vigilantes of old. Speed and Power they say in the City. Grandpa Clovis says, “They are steal Limousine driving, JET Flying, Kiss stealing Son of a Guns, just like Ric Flair was in the 1980’s. Look for the Generals to be sipping on some warm Crowder Soup on their way home around 10:00 o’clock Friday night. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Lee Union @ Lebanon Lebanon was impressive last week by sending the G Town Ramblers home with their first loss of the season. This week the Pioneers better wash their groundhogs caps and clean their rifles, because a VERY MEAN, UPSET, AND NASTY Grizzly is coming to Russell County. Folks this could get UGLY, VERY UGLY real quick. Lil_Leonards_Losers – Groundhog Caps I don't care who you are, that there's some funny sh_t!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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