bucfan64 307 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Taken from Breitbart.com Arrival. “Your home looks lovely. Almost like it’s worth what you paid for it. Obama didn’t help with that yet, did he? Oh, well, maybe next term. May I use your bathroom?†In the unlikely event that your host’s home has appreciated in value, use this introduction instead: “Love what you’ve done with it. Better dump it before the new year, though, or you might face that new Obamacare tax.†(Wait until after dinner to make a lowball offer.) Greetings. “Oh, grandma, I’m so sorry about what Obama did to your Medicare. I tried to stop him.†“Little Johnny, all grown up. Still looking for a job? Oh. There’s always grad school, you know. I hear Obama will pay your student loans.†“Jane, you look amazing! I bet you’re the reason Obama promised free contraception.†“Hey, kids, let’s watch some football. Whatever team Obama picked, that’s the one that’s going to lose. Ask Detroit.†Grace. “I’m thankful that the war on women is finally over, and you accepted a racist like me back into your midst.†“I’m thankful for Elizabeth Warren. Now that we have a Native American in the Senate, we can celebrate without feeling guilty anymore.†“I’d like to take a moment to remember those four brave Americans who lost their lives because of an anti-Islamic video.†“Blessed be Obama, from whom we enjoy this bountiful harvest.†Meal. “No turkey for me, thanks. The poultry industry is a major contributor to global warming, and I can’t eat meat without thinking about how I caused Hurricane Sandy.†“I’m not having cranberry sauce, either. So many of our cranberries today are imported from Poland, and they supported Mitt Romney, you know.†“Have some more pumpkin pie, please. I promise not to tell Michelle Obama.†“What, no more Twinkies this year?†Departure. “I can’t believe it’s time to go already. Four hours and $600 million in national debt just flew by.†“Gan en jie kuai le! That’s Happy Thanksgiving in Chinese. Might as well start learning.†“Why don’t you come to our place next year. Seeing as how your taxes are going up in a few weeks, it’s only fair.†“Sorry I parked you in. Oh, darn, I drove the Chevy Volt today. You wouldn’t have an extension cord, would you?†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 how exactly do you get Obama to pay for your student loans? I've got a few and I'd love to send him the bill...need the info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasDenton 79 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 how exactly do you get Obama to pay for your student loans? I've got a few and I'd love to send him the bill...need the info. There's a lot of loan forgiveness programs (mostly for people in the military or public service) who can have the remainder of their loans paid off if they've paid for 10 years and still owe. Obama wanted to change that number to just 5 years at one point (so basically under that plan, if I got a teaching job, I'd only have to pay my loans for 5 years, then the rest would be forgiven). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 There's a lot of loan forgiveness programs (mostly for people in the military or public service) who can have the remainder of their loans paid off if they've paid for 10 years and still owe. Obama wanted to change that number to just 5 years at one point (so basically under that plan, if I got a teaching job, I'd only have to pay my loans for 5 years, then the rest would be forgiven). sign me up for that! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 There's a lot of loan forgiveness programs (mostly for people in the military or public service) who can have the remainder of their loans paid off if they've paid for 10 years and still owe. Obama wanted to change that number to just 5 years at one point (so basically under that plan, if I got a teaching job, I'd only have to pay my loans for 5 years, then the rest would be forgiven). You would have to get a teaching job in a rural area and work there for 5 years, correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You would have to get a teaching job in a rural area and work there for 5 years, correct? Has to be a Title I school, of which there is no shortage in SWVA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1inStripes 932 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 I guess its time for me to go back and finish up my degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasDenton 79 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You would have to get a teaching job in a rural area and work there for 5 years, correct? Like UVAObserver said, it's got to be a Title I school.....but there's plenty to go around. This plan also works for other public service jobs, like police and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Like UVAObserver said, it's got to be a Title I school.....but there's plenty to go around. This plan also works for other public service jobs, like police and such. It's 10 years for other public service, AND all payments must be timely. Known more than a few people get royally flummoxed by that last little addition. 5 years (no missed payment provision) is the Title I exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup_rbeast 296 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Even if you meet the requirements, they only forgive around $5000 dollars unless you teach special ed and then it's closer to $15,000. But that law isn't new, it's been around since about 1965. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futbolking 766 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You would have to get a teaching job in a rural area and work there for 5 years, correct? If you think you can live on a teachers' salary..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Even if you meet the requirements, they only forgive around $5000 dollars unless you teach special ed and then it's closer to $15,000. But that law isn't new, it's been around since about 1965. Negative, Ghostrider. http://studentaid.ed.gov/repay-loans/forgiveness-cancellation/charts/teacher If you are eligible for cancellation under any of the categories listed above (and Title I is), up to 100 percent of the loan may be canceled for teaching service, in the following increments: 15 percent canceled per year for the first and second years of service 20 percent canceled for the third and fourth years 30 percent canceled for the fifth year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 but...i want Obama to pay all of my student loans...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman 13 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 how exactly do you get Obama to pay for your student loans? I've got a few and I'd love to send him the bill...need the info. You mean send ME the bill, I'm a taxpayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 You mean send ME the bill, I'm a taxpayer. no...i want Obama to pay for it. You can pay for something else if you like...pizza...beer...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman 13 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 no...i want Obama to pay for it. You can pay for something else if you like...pizza...beer...etc. Too bad. When you freeload, you take from other citizens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Too bad. When you freeload, you take from other citizens. no, I want Obama to pay for it. Specifically must come from Obama...how do I make this happen??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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