Leonards_Losers 12 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Well folks, we got off to a great start lastweek.. Bet the Falcons would like to be 4-0. We also had a Great Shotgun Weddin' with Cousin Faylene marrying Elmer Clyde Laboy the fertilizer salesman from Mississippi. Great Food, Great Mountain Mist to drink, whole lot of pickin'and flat footin' and a whole lotsa of fun. Well now for the Pickin': SHELBY VALLEY, KY at GRUNDY Coach Bear Ward and his Crawfish have had the Lower Mill Branch Dam break on them the last two weeks. They have given up 127 points in the last 2 Crawfish contests. The BEAR WARD and his cubs have been working hard this week to plug up the dam with SUPER DUPER BEAVER GLUE. However, they had better hope that the glue is SUPER FAST drying, because the Big Blue Cat Homecoming Bashers are coming back to Buchanan Co. lookin' to bash up another Homecoming. Two weeks ago the Blue Wildcats ripped up the Hurley HC by a score of 42-14 and would like to make another Homecoming Queen cry the BLUES (just like their colors). Since losing to Paintsville 44-38 in OT, the Blue Cats have out scored their foes 86-14 in their last two games. The SV BLUE CATS may not be as tough as the Colley RED CATS, but to be on the safe side the Crawfish had better get one those APCO juice jockeys to get some juice and blow dryers down to the dam, because these cats might have more bite than you think. Lil' Leonards Loser: Grundy Richlands at Bluefield The Pride of Tazewell County with 2 losses, WOW! It might be time to trade their worn down Big Blue Wind Machine in for a new Wind Maker. Last week they struggled in the first half against the V-Cats. Percy said if those Cats would have been in better shape it could have been a different story. The Beavers “Believe†and they believe their damn is Tornado proof. All this week those Beavers have been chewing down Tall Pines to fortify their beloved Lodge. That’s a fancy word for a beaver’s home. Folks, have you ever tried to destroy a Beaver Damn. Just ask (The Duck Commander) Phil Robertson and Uncle Si. They have burned, shot, and blow up several Beaver Damns down south. One could say that they have a doctrine in Beaver Damn demolition. However, those rodents keep coming back. Lil’Lenoards_Loser - Richlands Ocean Lakes at Kempsville Most of the time Percy and I never pull for teams that are named after water critters. Unless it’s a catfish, beaver, or something fried at Long Johns Silvers. However, this week we are putting on our scuba gear and we are going swimming with the Dolphins. Attention: These Dolphins are not the ones trained by Dan Marino either. These Dolphins are from Ocean Lakes and they have several strong flippers. Their opponent this week is the Kempsville Chiefs. All week long the Chiefs have been preparing for their “Bash at the Beachâ€. The community was hoping they could get Andy Reed to coach this one. Aunt Betty Lou, has recently developed a crush for the NFL coach since he has the Kansas boys at 4-0. Just imagine, Coach Reed sun bathing on the beach. Enough said. Look for the Ocean Lakes Skipper Walter “Churchie†Harold and running back Brandon Simmons to swim up and down the coast Friday Night. You might want to get to the Board Walk early, its going to be one heck of a show. Lil’Lenoards_Losers – Chiefs Hurley at Thomas Walker The Rebel Regiment will be packing up early and marching a long distance for this battle. The offensive line are in high spirits since they will have to stop and eat a nice dinner at the Bonanza in Wise. Percy and I always eat the fried okra and soup beans when we stop at that fine establishment. General Tester always feeds his troops well on the road and he knows the value of having a strong and healthy army. The Rebels have been injury prone this season but they are battle tested. They are coming off a big win up in mountains of Craig County and team moral is higher than ever. Thomas Walker has struggled this year. They lost several players to graduation last season and are trying to rebuild their homestead. They will need more than their Long Rifles for this battle. The smart thing to do, is try to ambush General Tester before he arrives in Lee County; Because after Friday night those Rebels will own the Moutains of Lee County. Lil’Leonards_Losers – Thomas Walker Salem vs. Open The Spar-Tans are off to a 3-2 start having lost back to back games to Wm. Byrd and Northside. The Spar-Tans beat up a weak Cave Spring team last week to get some of their strut back. This week, they take on a very good OPEN, WV team that is off to a 5-0 start having given up only one TD (Punt return in the 1st game). Coach Leadbetter give a lot of credit for his team's great start to their pregame meal of FAT BOY'S WEST VIRGINA FORTUNE COOKIES. He says that since they started feeding his team FAT BOY'S WEST VIRGINIA FORTUNE COOKIES, his has had more energy and stamia. Look for the Spar-Tans to lose another one this week. Lil' Leonards Loser: in a Cow Trompin" shut out, SALEM Other Losers: Abingdon, Chantilly, Armstrong, Clover Hill, Windsor, Galax, Castlewood (cow trompin') Phelps, KY Don't forget to buy your FAT BOY'S WEST VIRGINIA FORTUNE COOKIES, main office Cucumber, WV. Outlets in Bradshaw, Gilbert, Keystone and coming soon to The Forks of Guesses Fork. fridaynightstripes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!! ghos88t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcotton 40 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!! Dude just shut up, no one really wants to hear your beaks a flappin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futbolking 766 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!! Biggest load of crap I've seen has come out of Washington County... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martrip 30 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!! Hey Falconman how did those victory tacos taste last week? Oh wait a minute, I almost forgot you didn't win. Oh well better luck this week. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghos88t 68 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 This was the biggest load of freakin crap. Whats your record Leo? Bet its a losing one!!!! Now! Now!! Falconman. We all know, according to Lil' Len and Uncle Percy, you and Southbound had your chances several times to date their Cousin Faylene. Let's not get mad at other people because you blew your chance to be with a fine mountain woman just like your beloved Falcons blow winning football games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 To all you JackWADS above at least Southy and I have double digit teeth & aren't kin to our lovers. So are you toothless fockers can kiss it! We are civilized over here in ABINGDON and actually have branches in our family tree!! On another note, where the heck is Volunteer? I asked Siri and she wanted to sign my white arse up to volunteer for a soup kitchen?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martrip 30 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 To all you JackWADS above at least Southy and I have double digit teeth & aren't kin to our lovers. So are you toothless fockers can kiss it! We are civilized over here in ABINGDON and actually have branches in our family tree!! On another note, where the heck is Volunteer? I asked Siri and she wanted to sign my white arse up to volunteer for a soup kitchen?! Church Hill TN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityofRaven 2,453 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 To all you JackWADS above at least Southy and I have double digit teeth You could probably count all the teeth Southy has by the bite marks you have on your body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan4VT 4,557 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 So are you toothless fockers can kiss it! You should probably go back to school...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southbound 19 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 So this is the thread that Dad said was trying to put my boy Falconman down? Hmmm . . . I would just say that you guys are not worth me getting all worked up about. City of Raven, are you Chinese? You say that Stripes is your jerky? Falconman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 Churchhill - Thanks. Yes Southy they are all gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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