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Cornholio

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  1. That old lady thought she was at a Nascar race (especially after eyeing the crowd) and just emulated the winner's circle by showering the fans with the bubbly. Boogity, boogity boggity boys; let's go balling!
  2. Castlewood won by a point or two. The last thing I saw was that Twin Springs coach running after Altizer when the game ended.
  3. The mafia had a hit in New Jersey last night. Vinnie and the boys should be back and pulling up in the Tahoes and Caddy's right before game time!
  4. Once again, posters have lost sight on the topic. G-man admits he dissed the G-men and they won the SWD, regardless of how good or bad it is. The fact remains they won it and he 'mans' up. What about the rest of the naysayers ? Up to this point, that is as good as it gets.
  5. Thank goodness you are a physics student and not a psychic.
  6. was it a couple of nuts in the stands fighting ? ...over what?
  7. won't make a difference....Rick Goodman spent more time on the floor Friday night than Horne did. Suit him up in a XXXXXL jersey and watch him handle the rock!
  8. Was Altizer playing golf with Moore and Goodman ?
  9. # 5 was Matt; # 7 was his twin brother, Mutt ( a bulldog joke). There were actually two of him this year; the product of some genetic engineering in Bob Moss's 5th period Animal Care class. When one got tired, the other one came in the game. One will go to Wake, the other will go to Forest.
  10. Cornholio

    Officating

    OK FB 2 --- you are in charge! Try and change high school basketball officiating.....it can't be done. Nobody wants to do it now as it is.
  11. I'm confused now......was it good officiating or bad officiating ? Was it good caoching or bad coaching? Was it good players or bad players?
  12. What were they officiating on the sides? ..a hot dog eating contest? a beauty contest between the midget and the Marion girl's coach? How was the game officiated?
  13. ....any chance the RHS girls basketball coach gets locked up in the crazy house during the game?
  14. I dont think he was reffing in Hurley; as a matter of fact, I think he is dead.....I believe Len Bias died back in 1986 the night he was drafted by the Celtics.
  15. You must have got bitten by a rattlesnake David Coverdale. Tawny Kitaen couldn't turn this team around and Palmer is just another fat bald imposter who thinks a 2-3 zone press is a new Happy Meal from McDonalds
  16. Was the beatdown in the parking lot or on the court?
  17. quite an ugly lass he was then. Chin whiskers, a chaw of tobacco, language befitting a sailor, legs that looked like the paddle boat oars at The Hungry Mother State Park, and arms the size of two bags of Quikrette
  18. Addison ain't been around since the early 90's
  19. Hokie Pather.....go straight to timeout and don't come out till you can recite the starting line-up and stats for the 4th and 5th grade undefeated Celtics
  20. A town has a town council
  21. Has Jody Fuller been elevated from his JV head coaching position to assistant varsity coach ? The boys at the Rec Park were talking this up last night. Who will be the new JV coach? What happened to the assistant varsity coach?
  22. and congratulations to all these boys who made 100 on their arithmetic test and didn't spill any chocolate milk during lunch.
  23. Is there a worse tournament in high school basketball than this one?
  24. Scammell is as good as gone! He and the offensive coordinator at Richlands (Bananaramer or whatever his name is) will be leading the turnaround of the John Slow Battle Trojans next year and will eradicate 30+ years of tenderfoot football. Fear the Trojans!
  25. The only spread that Mater or Bammer or whatever his name is knows is that spread around his belly. He would have a better chance winning that hot dog eating contest against that little foreen boy than coaching at the big time level. He is strictly middle school level at best. Him and that pop bellied Palmer would be better off see-sawing on the playground at the Rec Park.
 
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