Lobster

Please don't replace her with an ugly coach......... Mike Davidson was so ugly he had to sneak up on a drink of water.

What is the going price for a loss these days?

Great win by the Panthers! Greeneville assisted in their own demise by playing a perimeter game the fourth quarter after getting TV in foul trouble. The only negative was when TV head football coach Trigger showed up at the game in a purple jump suit type thing. He looked like a cross between the fat Elvis and Barney the dinosaur. It didn't take him long to take that outfit off.....I think the BTPD threatened to cuff and stuff him.

The Lobster quotes an ancient Marion Proverb, " Tis better to lose with a good looking coach than lose with an ugly coach."

nope....they all have three dimensions...height, length, and width (some wider than others too btw)

~~~~~~correction~~~~~~~ That is rule number 9 on the Board for most posters: # 9 clearly states: "All losses by your favorite team are the direct result of terrible officiating by biased and unethical officials."

Dr. Alderman later on was the principal at Holston (among other schools) and ended up his career in Virginia as the Superintendent of Bland County. He left to become a professor at Concord University. He became ill very suddenly and passed away a very short time later. He was a class act.

...don't think so..........I believe that was G-man's urine sample when he enlisted in the French Foreign Legion

Does James Brown get down???

They won't be tipping off the Tourney till the dat after ole Kris Kringle brings his bag of coal and switches to all the little snotty nosed adolescent beggars. ...starts on the 26th

David Coverdale????? That cat has had a great life!!! That chick was hot.....I bet he still has the hood of that Jag hanging on his living room wall.

Mance is gone again

I think switchblade was talking about the infamous Dennis ' Snake' Palmer. I guess he figured that old snake has a sad life. I think he is akin to Jethro.....an international playboy!

Can 4th graders declare for the pros or do they have to wait till they are eligible for middle school?

If you look closely, you will see the ghost of Jerry Falwell on the fifty yard line during the coin toss

I'd say its a fair bet to pencil in the Blue Tornado in for 7th place this year.

hahaha ole Diamond backed rebel rattler.....I enjoyed your crustacean themed analogy with the shrimp and lobster............I actually see where you are coming from......comparing the poor little shrimp sized rebels and their stickpin sized brains to the larger, more voracious and vastly superior and intelligent Devils of the sea. One can only hope at the termination of Friday's contest that the lobsters will have only pinched the rebels hearts out of their bodies and not severed their heads from their defenseless bodies.

Jab that pitchfork in the Rebs hearts and put 'em on the grill.......they are done.

The 'Rebs could have Robert E. Lee and Thomas Stonewall Jackson in the booth calling plays for them and it wouldn't matter.........Scammell's Devils by 3 td's at least.

actually it was a 6 - 3 - 5 ...the Devils were all over the field

I think they tar and feathered him after calling that quarterback sneak in the Graham game.

Anybody think that Graham coach looks like Christopher Reeves?

Book it.....the Tigers win this one!

Word arrived to me today via Tully Blanchard that Corny has been incarcerated this summer along with All Mad in the Washington County jail. Seems that Corny was caught running off some tipboards along with transporting some shine and funny cigs that old Kid Rocky sings about in his version of Sweet Home Alabamer. They ort to beat that northerner with some rhubarb stalks for murdering the south's National Anthem. Anyhow, old Corny is slated to get out later this week. At least that is what he told me; I seen him all decked out in orange picking up trash after the Bush race Friday night.

[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'm trying to put together some info. Can you guys help me out? [/ QUOTE ] It's been really good or really bad........ 2007 2-8 2006 1-9 2005 2-8 2004 9-2 2003 8-4 2002 10-3 2001 10-2 2000 I don't know the exact record, but I do know they won the southwest district. I was thinking 8-2 that year, but don't hold me to that. [/ QUOTE ] The Golden Waves record is inversely proportional to how heavy Jack Comption is at the start of two a days. Back in 2001 and 2002, SlimJim Jack was doing the Richard Simmons thing and was a lightweight when practice started. Ever since he went on the high carb / high fat diet back in 2005, his weight has teeter totted north and south of 300. Did anybody see how heavy he was this morning? The heavier he is, the more games the Wave will loose...easy to figure this one out!