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Cowboy UP got thrown DOWN from his Shetland Pony when he was pretending he was Roy Rogers last summer, suffering permanent brain damage. His only hope was when he was receiving psychiatric therapy from Coach Crigger DeVille last year but since CC DeVille has left town for greener pastures, the Cowboy has digressed. Ignore his babble......the next thing you know he will say we have a black president!

Will the JV teams go ahead and play tonight?

Marrs as COY

That dude looks like Doug Marrs

OK...so who would you have be his replacement?...you gotta remember that you have to be a teacher too...............so that eliminates out all the local bikers from Cole Harley; the drunks from Kelseys at the Holiday Inn; the pretty boys out at Holligans on Grassy Branch; the Mercer Maulers goth walking zombies; the pimps and low riders on College Avenue; the has beens and never weres at Cottons? How about our West side brethren from across the state line? WVU Raider? Richrod? BuzzSaw Beaver?

No worry.....this time of year the bees die, esp with this snowfall and cold temperatures

I think he meant to imply that the G-man staff was poorly dressed in a horrendous array of mismatched maroon and gold polyester and gore-tex on Saturday. I think he would have preferred they take to the sidelines in straw hats, coveralls and brogan boots to personify their gridiron connection to a work ethic befitting a Texas oil well roustabout or New York City Sand Hog.

Don't blame me but an earlier poster made a comment about the top 50% of coaches in the area....so just in time for the playoffs, who makes your list?

That is a darn good thought.....which coaches are in the top 50%?

Scammell doesn't need the money..............he won the lottery years ago and owns property in Grundy and Abingdon. Heck, he could probably buy a football team and coach it if he wanted to. Are the Volunteers for sale?

Scammell's got a better program at CWood than VAHI

Word is that the Chilhowie Elementary Assistant Principal, Colonel Sanders Henderson will be standing in the middle of I-81 wearing only orange speedos and a black stocking cap waving the rowdy Giles fans towards the proper exit. This spectacle alone will eliminate any need for directions.

When did Virginia High win a National Championship?

What can you trade a Doug Marr's couch for ???? ...two end tables and a lava lamp? What in the world does the couch look like?.....I might be interested in swapping my Nintendo games for it.

If the game is at Hurley, the cold beer might be more of a factor.

Todd Baker, former BHS star, and principal at an elementary school in Virginia will be the new head coach.............book it!

Coach Scammell cooked up a bunch of Deacon Stew last Friday night with what was left of them Saint Pauleys girls and I think some of the youngens got the stumach ache fer a few days. They will all be back Friday night rarin to go. Scammell and Tester were the two best running backs to ever come out of Buchanan County, so you can expect a knock-em-in-the-ear-hole game. No sissys will be on the field

If you are one of the first 200 people, do you have to take a shirt? The 'ram' kinda scares me...... any chance he gets cooked on a tailgate grill in the parking lot?

Narrows by 137 points

I agree......most of the zebras belong in a zoo. I long for the good old days when men were men, women were women, and refs were refs. Back in the day, the football crews got together early on Friday afternoon, loaded up in a station wagon with a cooler of Falls City and PBR's and made their pilgrimages to the various and assorted gridirons. More often then not, the crew along with a coach or two would drain the cooler before they left the game site. Where have the Shrimp Buchanans, Greever Crouses, Jack Halls, Charlie Warners, and TBone Lewises gone to?

fancy word fer his privates

Finally, finally, finally...the match that all of Buchanan County has been waiting for (or at least since we got our welfare checks last Wednesday)! Castlewood's coach, the one time 150 pound Grundy All American running back David Scammell against Twin Valley, coached by the one time Grundy 165 pound flame throwing Tommy Crigger. Even though these two coaches have lost their 80's style mullets, they have both gained about 80 pounds. It would be interesting to see if their teams will score as many points as their waist sizes come Friday night. Any predictions?

The last two weeks there were NO.....repeat NO Division 1 athletes on either field

Was it them same refs again? Did they get out of Mitchell Stadium in time to go to Princeton and do the eager Beavers in again?

I would rather see Boardwine VS Compton and the winner taking on Tommy Gun Cregger. That is at the Starlight Bar and grill on Sat. This is one of the Kick off events for the Abingdon Highlands games. tickets $2 adults $1 kids Old coggers Free.