Bulldogs52 484 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Justice in TAMPA, FL (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Hillsborough County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker 82 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Wow, that is a long way to go for a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigD4VT 11 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Haha, that's an Atlanta Braves joke from the 80's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JJBrickface Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucfan64 309 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Being a die hard Buc fan since the late 70's, I couldn't help but crack a smile on that one.............long way to go for a joke , but in my opinion well worth it......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Fail! This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewHampshireRed 94 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Im a Buc's fan through and through lol but this is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvtne216 278 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 ive also heard this joke heard with UVA football. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham32 335 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Im a big Bucs fan and i even laughed at this...lol nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan 3,569 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 How many of you remember when the Bucs entered the league??? Lost their first 26 games...without Google-ing...who did they beat for their first victory and what was the score? I know, I know... Bonus: Did they win the next week??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluefieldRocks 14 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Saints Bonus: yes St. Louis Cardinals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighton_3 10 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Justice in TAMPA, FL (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Hillsborough County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Woulda been funnier if you would have used the Redskins haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Saints Bonus: yes St. Louis Cardinals No wonder they won the second game...they were playing a baseball team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldogs52 484 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Woulda been funnier if you would have used the Redskins haha HaHa, I didn't make it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridabeaver 10 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 How many of you remember when the Bucs entered the league??? Lost their first 26 games...without Google-ing...who did they beat for their first victory and what was the score? I know, I know... Bonus: Did they win the next week??? Don't know the scores but I know they beat the hapless Saints for their first win and then won at home the next week over the then St. Louis Cardinals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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