NaugistBigsby

Please recall the day when a very insensitive and non-supportng wife named Adrian told her husband, Mr. Balboa: "you can't win." One might imagine the deep seated disgust Rocky had for this South Philly harlot. Rocky certainly knew he could beat the Soviet. Rocky did. Adrian now resides in Parkersburg, WV, and she's still harloting near Ohio, running that trap and stating the same. Guess what Adrian, Princeton can win! Close your blowhole Adrian and stick that one in your pipe and smoke it Parkersburg!

Mercer Street Tigers 14, Oak Hill 0 16.5 hours before kickoff

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It's a sin, at school they taught me how to be. So pure in thought and word and deed. They didn't quite succeed. It's a sin. Tigers win!. Parkersburg South, he ain't heavy, but he's my brother.

Oh God. Sweet mother of perky mammography! Smothers scratches

You like trains? I've been the recipient and participant of a train steering endeavor. Trains are offensive, and so is Princeton and Parkersburg South. Being both offensive, we are like brothers. Yes: Parkersburg South you are my brother, but you "ain't heavy." The Mercer Street Tigers are heavy. Let that one blow out of your steam engine stack Parkersburg South!

Snatch: To take, to quickly seize, a wide opening with oozing growths. 55-0 Tigers snatched Greenbrier East.

Moo Moo Buckaroo! Let's prommingle.

Greenbrier East? You think underground white houses and state fairs are nice? Well, they aren’t. The only thing of decency to come out of Lewisburg was a Bimbo, yet he was tainted and infected upon leaving for VPI. Do you have a first-class fitness center built and funded by the Pride of West Virginia with an indoor track, hot-tub swimming pool, and men’s locker room fit for a King? The kind of locker room with individual stalls designed for privacy and protection: do you have them? No, you don’t. We do. We have penicillin for those in need. We have unlocked vehicles for those wishing to achieve. Greenbrier East, you shall get the shaft Friday and the Tigers absolutely will spare the rod. Stick this one in your pipe and smoke it Greenbrier East!

Mace and handcuffs stifles offenses.

"A good name is rather to be chosen more than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold." (Prov 22:1) Not withstanding the Mercer Street Tigers, I offer little outside insight; nevertheless, the importance of a name's correctness, is worth a fight. A Princeton Tiger faithful predominates my time and so as it goes, I always watch the Tigers, and occasionally lay low and pimp hoe's. Sincerely, NaugistBigsby of Mercer Street

Princeton came out on top 55-20 with Woodrow Wilson, who was on bottom.

Princeton Tigers 28, Woodrow Wilson 7 in second quarter of playing with each other. Sincerely, Naugs

Grayson County, the Beavers will be your Huckleberry.

Tigers fall short, but shall return. On Mercer Street, we will stand up. Wounded has become the flavor of the night, yet Tigers always return to the fight. Naugs,

Take the win, forgo the loss, but don't quit Cowboys. Go!

He's not heavy, he's my brother

Phillus 6, Crocus 9

The Tigers smell flesh. Flesh wll fly in a couple of days near Mercer Street. Once upon a time in the Castro District, my approach for carpal tunnel surgery was cautious. With great confidence during the 10 second countdown, I fell asleep. Upon awakening, my wrist was painless, yet my backside was on fire. Stick that one in your pipe and smoke it. Hurricane!

90% of Hurricane High Women Fans have a revulsion for Tiger Men wearing blue with pink garb. Ironically, 90% of Tiger Men wearing blue with pink garb have a revulsion of those Hurricane Women Fans.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

Which Goliath hath skin most grand? Your winner must display skin and girth. I like skin.

27-6. Snatch, a delightful opportunity for some.

Central

T stands for Tiger. T-bagging will fall upon the Beavers. With Beavers, T-bagging occurs at several times on the field and in the gym. These 2023 Mercer Street Tigers will T-bag you! The number 3 stands for a third time in a row. 3 may also serve as a useful starting point for the amalgamation of human flesh and indulgence.