Greenbrier East? You think underground white houses and state fairs are nice? Well, they aren’t. The only thing of decency to come out of Lewisburg was a Bimbo, yet he was tainted and infected upon leaving for VPI. Do you have a first-class fitness center built and funded by the Pride of West Virginia with an indoor track, hot-tub swimming pool, and men’s locker room fit for a King? The kind of locker room with individual stalls designed for privacy and protection: do you have them? No, you don’t. We do. We have penicillin for those in need. We have unlocked vehicles for those wishing to achieve. Greenbrier East, you shall get the shaft Friday and the Tigers absolutely will spare the rod. Stick this one in your pipe and smoke it Greenbrier East!