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  1. Greg Rowe and his staff have forgotten more football than any of these howler monkey idiots will ever learn. Add to the equation how many positive things they have done for the athletes of Grundy and these fanatics should be ashamed of even acting like intelligent adults.
  2. Were the players looking for Jack Compton's contact lense or did he lose his Hershey Bar at the goal line ?
  3. Has to be the longest run-on sentence in the galaxy
  4. I think them Van's skateboard shoes is what done them in up at Commy U Saturday
  5. Bullet Bill Dudley is right about what he heard from the Jeff Gordon lookalike... RHS woulda liked to have won but they are done with this series for this decade. They have picked up the Pineys from Lebanon for a two game set. The only time you will see the RHS coaches in WV from now on will be at the Southern X. That RHS defensive coordinator looks like that coach from Kansas btw. Dud...you need to give up the sko.
  6. Hess comes home and makes Mad Jacks Def crazy. Or Mad jack Might cheep Hess old man before he heads back to Atown
  7. The next game that I see is always a better game...........new memories are made every week!
  8. I just hope Clintwood leaves a little grass on the field at Blank park because that is all you boys have been shooting this year. you better get Pilkins back from JI or the other one will move too. Back off the Rebs.
  9. FatBoy

    Holston

    I say PH will win one for old Tommy Gun. After he got pop bottled by the Cav fans I hope the Rebs cut loose and win by 40
  10. Maybe TV could get a win by playing some of those teams. Hay man a win is a win
  11. Tommy Gun will have something for the Green Wave. He just might pull a rabbit out of his hat.
  12. FatBoy

    battle

    And A-town will be lucky to win another game. No more Battles or PHs the rest the way out.
  13. Nope. He is a late great Pig Pruitt look alike
  14. FatBoy

    battle

    Heck Fire them ribbed trojans lost to Twin Springs. And they cant beat anyone. The only way Bottle has a chance is if they play all those freshmen and sophmores.
  15. I saw T bone kicking a Falls City can around Saltville at the Labor day fest. And as for Jocko Lee and Warrners them boys were seen over at wimpies drinking and chaseing women. And that was before their game.
  16. I know both of them boys from the Ryans all ye can eat buffet bar and them boys can clean off an ear of corn faster than that Bolt feller runs the 100 yard dash for Jamaker. The last time we was at the bar on In depends day, we was discussin the football seasun and them boys made a bet on the Twin Valley and Castlewood game. If I recall correctly, I think they said the loser would have to coach in Jack Compton's Froot of the Looms the rest of the season. I hate it fer the loser but really hate it for the boys whats got to play the rest of the games
  17. I believe the game of the week will at Fuller Field when the Tigers play the Panthers from Twin Valley. Will Coach Crigger notch his first W ?
  18. The Rebs stack up like a pile of flapjacks at IHOP. Pour a splash of syrup and butter 'em down real good and you got something good
  19. Will the Blues be rolling out of the new field house their first game at home? Will the field be ready?
  20. [ QUOTE ] I've watched the man walk and that seems to labor him. If they are paying him by the hour they need to light a fire under his as.... I heard that some of the maintenance crew was having to come and help him catch up. [/ QUOTE ] They ort to go down to that Region IV jail in Abundun and bring them enemates up here to finish the job. Fast as that Imod is, he could get the painten dun lickedey split.
  21. [ QUOTE ] Also Larry Zbyszko will be wrestling at the Holiday Inn in Bluefield Friday. Are they desperate for somewhere to perform? [/ QUOTE ] ..there will probly be a better fight in the bar
  22. [ QUOTE ] So much for walking the Midway on Webbs way. Take it back to RHS. Or how about Hurst Scott parking lot? [/ QUOTE ] Hearse Scott would be a good location. If a feller eats one of them Polished Sausages or a Phoney Island or a Salmonyellow Termado on his cheeseburger and croaks, then that spiderlike looking gravedigger can haul his carcas next door and put him in a box before he even turns cold. He could probably even get 6 of them boys off the Tiltawhirl to load up the decreased in one of them shiny red JHDrew trucks and take the corps to it's final resting place before the fireworks was even shot off that nite.
  23. [ QUOTE ] CPF needs to stay home on the 28th of June if he is so skeptical, I have a COPY OF THE CONTRACT with the agency that books the man. I have personally SPOKEN to his booking agent, I have confirmation EMAILS from his agent, we will have a copy of a 30 second PROMO from Ric Flair airing on WKPT two weeks prior to the show on Friday nights DURING SMACKDOWN. The VIDEO was filmed TODAY!!!!!! GOTRICITIES.COM will be publishing an interview that they did with RIC FLAIR AND HIS SON DAVID, the show will be mentioned in the article, it should be out next week. The Virginia Mountaineer will be conducting an interview as well with him about his career and the upcoming show! this is LEGIT! Yes he works for WWE and he also owns RIC FLAIR FINANCE which advertises the FACT that he takes bookings for autograph sessions and appearances. By the way JERRY LAWLER WORKS FOR WWE and he appeared at an NWA SHOW in Grundy last year! nuff said! [/ QUOTE ] We are getting some good idears for the undercard. Scrap the other chumps and add: Bucfan64 vs CPF in a 3 round death match TullyBlanchard (the real McCoy) vs. Tully_Blanchard (the Imposter) in a Username leave the Board match TV football coaching staff vs. Grundy football coaching staff (2000 pound weight limit) TV principal Janie West vs. Grundy principal Leslie Horne in an SOL Algebra match Ray Jones & Roger Rife vs. Apple Boardwine & Bull Blevins in an Old Timers Geritol match Old Salt Shaker vs. Hoot Gibson in a rematch from 1990 where Hoot took a loggin chain to Salty's head and did permanent brain damage
  24. [ QUOTE ] Plymal and Lark in a cage match would be fun to watch. [/ QUOTE ] Them two ort to be locked in a chicken coop
  25. [ QUOTE ] Ole Tully might make an appearance!! Only if my tag-team partner Fatboy will go!! [/ QUOTE ] Count me in with Tully. Ifin the Natural Lite boy don't show, me and Tully will search far and wide for him and when we catch him, we will pull ever one of them fake blonde hares out of his wig. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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