Falconman 44 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Its the best time of the year, its Falcon Football Time. I am blown away of the progress and expertise the coaches have brought to the Falcons. We've talked about it and now you losers know it - ABINGDON HAS TALENT! A sleeping GIANT has awaken. After taking care of the business in the preseason we get to whip up on our stepbrothers the lonely Trojans. The physical play of these Falcons is so impressive, somebody ought to call Frank Beamer himself so he can learn how my hokies should play. Anyhow prediction: Falcons 49 Trojans 7 (they score late). Go Falcons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 LOLspelling, LOLverbtenses redtiger, BlueRazor and cityofRaven 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRazor 1,147 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Falcons should win this one but I don't know enough about JB Trojans to give a score but I will be pulling for the Trojans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat Bob 491 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 LOL spacing...give me a break. No wonder UVA fans/alumni have such bad reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futbolking 766 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 Anytime you have a coach by the name of "Colobro" on the staff.....good things are going to happen. BlueRazor, birddog, Bigrhsfan and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 LOL spacing...give me a break. No wonder UVA fans/alumni have such bad reps. I learned three things from this post. One, you're about 472 years old. Internet lingo, old man. Internet lingo. Two, in the same regard, my post just 767'd your head. Three, you're still as dense as you proved in the Hobby Lobby thread. If you don't like it, just ignore it. I suggest ignoring it, because you can't tell that I'm trolling the troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigrhsfan 884 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 JB is probably going to be a little down from what they have been the last couple of years and Abingdon is getting better. As futbolking said eariler, with Colobro as the OC, they should and will have a better coaching staff than last year. I look for the Falcons to win by 2 scores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat Bob 491 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I learned five things from this post. One, you missed the sex ed. class. Two, you have no real world experience so the sex ed. class would have done you no good anyway. Three, you are still as clueless as you proved in the Hobby Lobby thread. Four, you have very thin skin. Five, your opinion of yourself is too high. If you do not like it, just ignore it. I suggest that you ignore it because you cannot tell that I am trolling the troll. Just another lawyer to burden the world. jblank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 I learned five things from this post. One, you missed the sex ed. class. Two, you have no real world experience so the sex ed. class would have done you no good anyway. Three, you are still as clueless as you proved in the Hobby Lobby thread. Four, you have very thin skin. Five, your opinion of yourself is too high. If you do not like it, just ignore it. I suggest that you ignore it because you cannot tell that I am trolling the troll. Just another lawyer to burden the world. I had made my mind up last night after reading your drivel that I was going to respond to your next post with a picture, depending upon how I felt after I read it. But I am torn. I feel emotions ranging from hilarity to scorn, but I'd characterize it as a disappointed pity. So, to respond to your points appropriately, here's my responses. One, our "abstinence only" Sex Ed doesn't really go into the scientific facts that it takes sperm 3-5 days to reach an egg, and that the egg takes 7-10 days to implant, therefore any birth control occurring before one week after sex cannot be scientifically termed "abortion" by ANY reasonable measure. But since you lack that remedial knowledge, I respond with what I figure is a post made by you some time ago: Two, my 11-month old son tends to disprove your assertion. So, I reply: Three, OMG THAT HURT. YOU USED MY INSULT TO INSULT ME BACK. Thus, I reply: Four, YOU are the one who took offense to a snarky joke not even directed toward you, and went out of your way to insult ME. Thin skin? Pretty derpy response, old timer. Thus, I simply reply: Five, I am not afraid to simply reply: Do you want to continue this little game? My position to it all was once succinctly stated by the poet laureate, Clubber Lang: "I reject the challenge, because Bearcat Bob is no challenge. But I'll be more than happy to beat up on him some more". barondawg77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat Bob 491 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Would I like to play? Yes! Yes I would! Since it only takes about 30 minutes to fertilize an egg, maybe the "milkman" or "pool boy" stayed a little longer at the old UVAO household about 11 months ago? I feel very confident that the assertion that you lack functional knowledge pertaining to procreation is accurate. Hope your pre-nup included DNA tests, Jethro. It seems that you have adopted the tactic of "if I repeat it enough, it must be true"... That might work for George Costanza but you my friend are no George Costanza!. Knowing that lawyers score very low on the Caliper HR test in the self-esteem category, I will do my best to refrain from pointing out that you exhibit classic signs of an inferiority complex. Oops, sorry. I guess I should also avoid upsetting you further by not acquiescing to your inane self promotion. Okay...you are a big deal (even if only in your own mind). Feel better? Oh by the way, did not Clubber Lang end up on the wrong side of a significant beating? Hmmm... I much more prefer Clint Eastwood, a true word smith, when his character Gunny Highway, retorted to an annoying, self important bore, "You are beginning to bore the h#$% out of me". BlueRazor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRazor 1,147 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Wow this is getting interesting. Wisshed i were smart two understood....... barondawg77, redtiger, Bearcat Bob and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canes00 434 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Lol I guess this is what you get when the topic is Abingdon football Ryan4VT, Deleted Account, Bigrhsfan and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I bet if I jumped off a bridge, Bobby would find a bridge half the size from which to jump. That's pretty much a summary of the last 3/4 of this thread. I make a witty response, Bobby pretty much copies it with 1/10 the humor and originality. I make a wittier response, Bobby pretty much copies it with 1/10 the humor and originality. I suppose the old adage rings true. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But, as Ric Flair says, "to be the man, you gotta beat the man." WOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted Account 5,203 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Lol I guess this is what you get when the topic is Abingdon football An epic storm of funny fail. Pretty much sums up Abingdon football through 2013. Canes00 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan4VT 4,554 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Lol I guess this is what you get when the topic is Abingdon football Perhaps an early season favorite for post of the year. Haha. Deleted Account and Canes00 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat Bob 491 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 "Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your ears. Insecurity kills". So keep on telling yourself that you are the "man". I liked the 4 Horsemen.too. But much like your illusions of grandeur, wrestling is entertaining but not real. Pity. Oh, by the way, you jump first and then I'll go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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