Falconman

Every year you jackarses want some Falconman.  You remind me of all the dames out there who are just trying to hang with the man, the myth, the legend:  FALCONMAN.  A couple of keystrokes on here and you guys become entertained, enraged and fulfilled.  Happy to provide a service to you jokers!.  Speaking of jokers,  I’m about tired of hearing the term “Storm Warning†every time we play the naders you fat arses bring it up. Well, after watching you last year at FALCON HILL, and some highlights of you this year, it’s more like “SNORE WARNING!†I yawn at the notion that you are on the level of my FALCONS!  What is there to do over there in Richlands besides go to Walmart, eat fast food, and sit your fat arses in front of a tv & become inspired by the former Kardashian star Bruce Jenner.  I bet the WHOLE TOWN  haS special viewings of  his new show “I AM KAT†at the local pizza store or movie theatre (if you have one).  Let me go ahead and patton this hash tag #snorewarning.  Twitter will be buzzing tomorrow night with that one boys. Questions for the game: can the Falcons win the special team battle?  Can the naders slow down the Falcon Express?  With speed and precision on our Offense we are probably going to OFFEND the onlookers and maybe even inspire a few naders to believe in the FALCONS.  WE’RE NOT 7-0 FOR NOTHING!!  Just ask Christiansburg,  faster than lightning and precise as surgeon worked on Adrain Petterson’s knee.  Sources were quoted saying – “Doc you realize you’re working on a $50 milion knee, don’t you need some help, a wingman? Doc replied, “who needs a wingman when you’re a kamikaze!†We all know A.P. is playing because that Dr was the best and so are my Falcons.  Finally, I’ve decided to properly prepare for this game because last year it caught me off guard.  They say confession is good for the FOOT.  I must confess I wasn’t properly prepared for the beat down my Falcons did last year!  This year will be different.  Tomorrow I am going to eat my breakfast, drink me a bloody mary, & go see the chiropractor.  I am going to say, “Doc get my hips loose and make sure I’m properly adjusted because I’m going to Whip & Bae Bae on the “R†after we take down the blownaders tonight!† GO FALCONS!!!! #SNOREWARNING #IAMKAT #FEARTHEBEAK #WHIPONTHE-R
 
PS:  Who is Union?

Every year you jackarses want some Falconman.  You remind me of all the dames out there who are just trying to hang with the man, the myth, the legend:  FALCONMAN.  A couple of keystrokes on here and you guys become entertained, enraged and fulfilled.  Happy to provide a service to you jokers!.  Speaking of jokers,  I’m about tired of hearing the term “Storm Warning†every time we play the naders you fat arses bring it up. Well, after watching you last year at FALCON HILL, and some highlights of you this year, it’s more like “SNORE WARNING!†I yawn at the notion that you are on the level of my FALCONS!  What is there to do over there in Richlands besides go to Walmart, eat fast food, and sit your fat arses in front of a tv & become inspired by the former Kardashian star Bruce Jenner.  I bet the WHOLE TOWN  haS special viewings of  his new show “I AM KAT†at the local pizza store or movie theatre (if you have one).  Let me go ahead and patton this hash tag #snorewarning.  Twitter will be buzzing tomorrow night with that one boys. Questions for the game: can the Falcons win the special team battle?  Can the naders slow down the Falcon Express?  With speed and precision on our Offense we are probably going to OFFEND the onlookers and maybe even inspire a few naders to believe in the FALCONS.  WE’RE NOT 7-0 FOR NOTHING!!  Just ask Christiansburg,  faster than lightning and precise as surgeon worked on Adrain Petterson’s knee.  Sources were quoted saying – “Doc you realize you’re working on a $50 milion knee, don’t you need some help, a wingman? Doc replied, “who needs a wingman when you’re a kamikaze!†We all know A.P. is playing because that Dr was the best and so are my Falcons.  Finally, I’ve decided to properly prepare for this game because last year it caught me off guard.  They say confession is good for the FOOT.  I must confess I wasn’t properly prepared for the beat down my Falcons did last year!  This year will be different.  Tomorrow I am going to eat my breakfast, drink me a bloody mary, & go see the chiropractor.  I am going to say, “Doc get my hips loose and make sure I’m properly adjusted because I’m going to Whip & Bae Bae on the “R†after we take down the blownaders tonight!† GO FALCONS!!!! #SNOREWARNING #IAMKAT #FEARTHEBEAK #WHIPONTHE-R
 
PS:  Who is Union?

Every year you jackarses want some Falconman.  You remind me of all the dames out there who are just trying to hang with the man, the myth, the legend:  FALCONMAN.  A couple of keystrokes on here and you guys become entertained, enraged and fulfilled.  Happy to provide a service to you jokers!.  Speaking of jokers,  I’m about tired of hearing the term “Storm Warning†every time we play the naders you fat arses bring it up. Well, after watching you last year at FALCON HILL, and some highlights of you this year, it’s more like “SNORE WARNING!†I yawn at the notion that you are on the level of my FALCONS!  What is there to do over there in Richlands besides go to Walmart, eat fast food, and sit your fat arses in front of a tv & become inspired by the former Kardashian star Bruce Jenner.  I bet the WHOLE TOWN  haS special viewings of  his new show “I AM KAT†at the local pizza store or movie theatre (if you have one).  Let me go ahead and patton this hash tag #snorewarning.  Twitter will be buzzing tomorrow night with that one boys. Questions for the game: can the Falcons win the special team battle?  Can the naders slow down the Falcon Express?  With speed and precision on our Offense we are probably going to OFFEND the onlookers and maybe even inspire a few naders to believe in the FALCONS.  WE’RE NOT 7-0 FOR NOTHING!!  Just ask Christiansburg,  faster than lightning and precise as surgeon worked on Adrain Petterson’s knee.  Sources were quoted saying – “Doc you realize you’re working on a $50 milion knee, don’t you need some help, a wingman? Doc replied, “who needs a wingman when you’re a kamikaze!†We all know A.P. is playing because that Dr was the best and so are my Falcons.  Finally, I’ve decided to properly prepare for this game because last year it caught me off guard.  They say confession is good for the FOOT.  I must confess I wasn’t properly prepared for the beat down my Falcons did last year!  This year will be different.  Tomorrow I am going to eat my breakfast, drink me a bloody mary, & go see the chiropractor.  I am going to say, “Doc get my hips loose and make sure I’m properly adjusted because I’m going to Whip & Bae Bae on the “R†after we take down the blownaders tonight!† GO FALCONS!!!! #SNOREWARNING #IAMKAT #FEARTHEBEAK #WHIPONTHE-R
 
PS:  Who is Union?

Every year you jackarses want some Falconman.  You remind me of all the dames out there who are just trying to hang with the man, the myth, the legend:  FALCONMAN.  A couple of keystrokes on here and you guys become entertained, enraged and fulfilled.  Happy to provide a service to you jokers!.  Speaking of jokers,  I’m about tired of hearing the term “Storm Warning†every time we play the naders you fat arses bring it up. Well, after watching you last year at FALCON HILL, and some highlights of you this year, it’s more like “SNORE WARNING!†I yawn at the notion that you are on the level of my FALCONS!  What is there to do over there in Richlands besides go to Walmart, eat fast food, and sit your fat arses in front of a tv & become inspired by the former Kardashian star Bruce Jenner.  I bet the WHOLE TOWN  haS special viewings of  his new show “I AM KAT†at the local pizza store or movie theatre (if you have one).  Let me go ahead and patton this hash tag #snorewarning.  Twitter will be buzzing tomorrow night with that one boys. Questions for the game: can the Falcons win the special team battle?  Can the naders slow down the Falcon Express?  With speed and precision on our Offense we are probably going to OFFEND the onlookers and maybe even inspire a few naders to believe in the FALCONS.  WE’RE NOT 7-0 FOR NOTHING!!  Just ask Christiansburg,  faster than lightning and precise as surgeon worked on Adrain Petterson’s knee.  Sources were quoted saying – “Doc you realize you’re working on a $50 milion knee, don’t you need some help, a wingman? Doc replied, “who needs a wingman when you’re a kamikaze!†We all know A.P. is playing because that Dr was the best and so are my Falcons.  Finally, I’ve decided to properly prepare for this game because last year it caught me off guard.  They say confession is good for the FOOT.  I must confess I wasn’t properly prepared for the beat down my Falcons did last year!  This year will be different.  Tomorrow I am going to eat my breakfast, drink me a bloody mary, & go see the chiropractor.  I am going to say, “Doc get my hips loose and make sure I’m properly adjusted because I’m going to Whip & Bae Bae on the “R†after we take down the blownaders tonight!† GO FALCONS!!!! #SNOREWARNING #IAMKAT #FEARTHEBEAK #WHIPONTHE-R
 
PS:  Who is Union?

Every year you jackarses want some Falconman.  You remind me of all the dames out there who are just trying to hang with the man, the myth, the legend:  FALCONMAN.  A couple of keystrokes on here and you guys become entertained, enraged and fulfilled.  Happy to provide a service to you jokers!.  Speaking of jokers,  I’m about tired of hearing the term “Storm Warning†every time we play the naders you fat arses bring it up. Well, after watching you last year at FALCON HILL, and some highlights of you this year, it’s more like “SNORE WARNING!†I yawn at the notion that you are on the level of my FALCONS!  What is there to do over there in Richlands besides go to Walmart, eat fast food, and sit your fat arses in front of a tv & become inspired by the former Kardashian star Bruce Jenner.  I bet the WHOLE TOWN  haS special viewings of  his new show “I AM KAT†at the local pizza store or movie theatre (if you have one).  Let me go ahead and patton this hash tag #snorewarning.  Twitter will be buzzing tomorrow night with that one boys. Questions for the game: can the Falcons win the special team battle?  Can the naders slow down the Falcon Express?  With speed and precision on our Offense we are probably going to OFFEND the onlookers and maybe even inspire a few naders to believe in the FALCONS.  WE’RE NOT 7-0 FOR NOTHING!!  Just ask Christiansburg,  faster than lightning and precise as surgeon worked on Adrain Petterson’s knee.  Sources were quoted saying – “Doc you realize you’re working on a $50 milion knee, don’t you need some help, a wingman? Doc replied, “who needs a wingman when you’re a kamikaze!†We all know A.P. is playing because that Dr was the best and so are my Falcons.  Finally, I’ve decided to properly prepare for this game because last year it caught me off guard.  They say confession is good for the FOOT.  I must confess I wasn’t properly prepared for the beat down my Falcons did last year!  This year will be different.  Tomorrow I am going to eat my breakfast, drink me a bloody mary, & go see the chiropractor.  I am going to say, “Doc get my hips loose and make sure I’m properly adjusted because I’m going to Whip & Bae Bae on the “R†after we take down the blownaders tonight!† GO FALCONS!!!! #SNOREWARNING #IAMKAT #FEARTHEBEAK #WHIPONTHE-R
 
PS:  Who is Union?

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

I've stayed out of the spot light because I didn't want to take away for the complete domination of my Falcons.  I've been busy spreading my business around with all my ladies and haven't had time to entertain you bruisers on here.  Speaking of bruising, hows those bruises holding up Gate City after we embarrassed you?  Haha  I bring up Gate City because there's some talk that you want Randy Reid to come bail you out of the mess you're in right now.  Didn't you know that poaching was illegal?  Don't come cry the blues after you passed him up and didn't see the potential that ABINGDON FALCONS did!  Do you know what we do to Falcon poachers? . . . . . We take them behind the wood shed for old fashioned arse whipping!  My advice, leave Randy ALONE!  Next topic,  can this board get anymore politically correct?  I mean its good luck guys, don't get mad if we win, wheres a good place to eat, hope to play hard . . . . . . whatever happened to, "Hey, the Falcons are coming and we're going run through your town like Sherman did Atlanta?" You heard me right!  The Falcons are Coming!  "Fear the Beak!"  That's whats happening to our society.  No one tells em like it is and the next thing you know Iran has a nuclear deal.  While others sit quietly and watch the cars go by.  Well, I'm not going sit around and watch Gate City poach our Falcon!! No Sir, that won't happen on Falconman's watch.  I'll leave you with these two thoughts:  No to Iran Nukes;  No to Falcon Poaching!!!!
 
PS:  Tired of hearing about Union.  Union you don't want any of my Falcons!
 
Go Falcons

It’s a long way to the top but dang it feels goooooood!  Personal note, Big O, don’t take shots at Southy and Falconman   Where were you when we were defending the Falcons?  No where?  Shut ya beak and let the real Falcons take credit for the constant encouragement for our team. We don’t apologize for our fanaticism.  We ARE Falcon AWEsome!   Now, everyone is going to talk about the football game with Marion and yes there will be a football game played.  However, there are  â€œgames†that will be played.  Much like in the movie, the Hunger Games, THE FALCON GAMES will be off the chart.  Get your popcorn ready.
 Game 1  - The Egg Toss – advantage Candy Canes (they’ve won this every year)  #noclass
Game 2 – Pie Eating Contest – advantage Falcons (We eat more Pie than errrrbody) #witnessgreatness
Game 3 – Hammer Swing – advantage Candy Canes (They got their early edge due to their off the field unsanctioned practice exercise) #postmaster #nothappy
Game 4 – Kissing Boothe – Advantage Falcons (When all those ladies see Falconman and Southy, well you know what they do)  #girlsbecrae #playerstatus
Game 5 – Exotic Animals – Advantage Falcons (Stripes is a beast!!)  #whoisgoing #tonotlove  #pussycat  #stripes
Game 6 – Wine Tasting Contest – Advantage Falcons (Nobody has better wine than Abingdon) #homegrown #vineyard
Game 7 – Entrance – Some will call this a draw,  not me.  The Candies stole their Entrance from us.  #notonourlevel
When its all totaled up, we win 5-2 in the Falcon Games.  We will also win in the Football Game.  We’ve played a tougher schedule and it will pay off.  Our Lost came from Gate City, Marion lost to Clintwood.  Need I say more?  Falcons 35-14.

It’s a long way to the top but dang it feels goooooood!  Personal note, Big O, don’t take shots at Southy and Falconman   Where were you when we were defending the Falcons?  No where?  Shut ya beak and let the real Falcons take credit for the constant encouragement for our team. We don’t apologize for our fanaticism.  We ARE Falcon AWEsome!   Now, everyone is going to talk about the football game with Marion and yes there will be a football game played.  However, there are  â€œgames†that will be played.  Much like in the movie, the Hunger Games, THE FALCON GAMES will be off the chart.  Get your popcorn ready.
 Game 1  - The Egg Toss – advantage Candy Canes (they’ve won this every year)  #noclass
Game 2 – Pie Eating Contest – advantage Falcons (We eat more Pie than errrrbody) #witnessgreatness
Game 3 – Hammer Swing – advantage Candy Canes (They got their early edge due to their off the field unsanctioned practice exercise) #postmaster #nothappy
Game 4 – Kissing Boothe – Advantage Falcons (When all those ladies see Falconman and Southy, well you know what they do)  #girlsbecrae #playerstatus
Game 5 – Exotic Animals – Advantage Falcons (Stripes is a beast!!)  #whoisgoing #tonotlove  #pussycat  #stripes
Game 6 – Wine Tasting Contest – Advantage Falcons (Nobody has better wine than Abingdon) #homegrown #vineyard
Game 7 – Entrance – Some will call this a draw,  not me.  The Candies stole their Entrance from us.  #notonourlevel
When its all totaled up, we win 5-2 in the Falcon Games.  We will also win in the Football Game.  We’ve played a tougher schedule and it will pay off.  Our Lost came from Gate City, Marion lost to Clintwood.  Need I say more?  Falcons 35-14.

Falcon Bell
This year, my Falcons have went through the state of Tennessee like Lebron went through Miami, getting wins and getting paid.  I don’t think there's a team in Tennessee who wants anymore of my Falcons.  We are finally back in the Commonwealth and look at this Lady in Lace waiting for us.  Yes, the Pioneers of Lebanon is just what we needed to  warm up for the kitty cats of VA High.  Don’t let the lace on their buckskin fool you, they do get up when they are playing the Falcons.  So in light of everything (the arse kickings in Tennessee, the fact the Pioneers “Get Up†for Falcons) I needed something to reassure me, Falconman, that we would win.  So, I made a little virtual trip on Google Maps from my brand new expensive I phone and guess what I seen?  Backwoods and broke back Lebanon has finally caught up with the 21st century.  According to my calculations and Google, they now have a Taco Bell.  That’s just what Coach Randy Reid needed as an omen for victory.  Warning to you Pioneers, no tacos for you so don’t show up.  After the dominating performance by my Falcons, the “Falcon Nation†is gonna invade and order some Victory Tacos in your town, in your Taco Bell!  Deal With IT! 
PS:  Southy and I will not autograph your buckskin! So Don't Show UP!!! Go Falcons!

Every time I look on this board its the same ole stuff. Falcon bashing. It makes me upset and I've had enough. What makes things worse is one of our so called own has pesonally attacked me and the best friend anyone could ever ask for - Southy. Southbound has dedicated his life to the promotion of the Falcons and so have I. I beg to ask the question - did anyone ever speak of the Falcons on this board before Falconman and Southbound? Did anyone even care if we had a game on Friday night? How bout the Entrance? Did anyone ever notice the most electrifying entrance in Southwest Virginia Football before those painted up, chest pounding gorilla's and beast of men called Southbound and Falconman? NO! So Big O, your welcome!! No one cares what you think! Not me, not this board, and certainly not Southy's other best friend Stripes! All we've done is promote our Falcons and our beloved Town! Heck, the Martha and the Barter should give us money for free publicity. Along with, Kegley & Company, Rain, The Tavern, and of course TACO BELL. Just the other day one of the managers was talking about how they are going to put a local specialized item on the menu. Do any of you want to guess what that item will be called in Abingdon? Yes, VICTORY TACO! So, Big Slow until you can get a franchise like Taco Bell to name something after you, SHUT YA BIG SLOW MOUTH!
 
Smell You Later! Go Falcons
 
PS: We take it to Hidden Valley this week!! 42-6

Things were problematic from the start.  It began with channel 11, waking us up early and getting us hyped.  If we had played the game last Friday morning it would have been different. Everyone knows that Falcons hunt better in the morning. By the time our students left there, they had no voices to cheer on our Falcons.  The only cheering doneFriday night was from me and Southy.  I ask Southbound whats wrong with the student section, his dad replied its that dam news channel 11, they lost their voices this morning showboating for freaking tv!! Even though we were at home, it was like the referees thought we were playing away, several times I watched our sideline try to get in a fresh ball, only to be turned away?  Who wants to play with wet balls?? Finally,  its also obvious that Gate City had a team who were hold backs. We played some young kids.  Its well known that a 19 year old is stronger than a 16 year old!  I call upon the VHSL to investigate their birth cards because its a known fact that they hold back.  Anyways, thank goodness we have the braves, I mean the warriors this week.   They come in 1-1 just like us; however, we didn't lose to the candy canes new "baseball"team, they did!! Falcons recover and win putting us back on track for state!
 
#Fearthebeak

Its obvious everyone is trying to join this wagon.  Only there's no room for all of you who have doubted us for years.  I hope you and your teams saddle up this year for the SOARING FALCONS!  #FEARTHEBEAK

Playing COD at your house Southy is just not at all fun.  I can't cuss and scream loud because of the yapping of precious.  Stripes didn't really get to me, it was the constant barking of precious.  Anyways, brhsman, we did Dominate richlands and simply got screwed.  Home Cooking at its best and that's all I will say about that.  CandyDwarning, you think your little gestures and images are cute?  Their not.  Heres an image and gesture for you, Go sit on a bicycle without its seat!  BOOOOOOOM!!!! I'M DONE WIT DIS GUY!!!

What are the odds of a win this week at Marion to sneak in the playoffs? I ask dad what the scenarios were for the Falcons he told me the following:
We are currently 19th in the standingd and need to jump three teams. Fort Defience, Blacksburg, and Tunstall all three of these teams we feel like the Falcons would beat. All we nee to do is win this week look for some help and we would be in the regionals. Dad said the best team is this region is Heritege Lynchburg he is still trying to find out some stuff about them. If we could jump to 15 we might have West Albemarles and 14 we get Lord Boutetort. We have scrimmaged against them and did pretty good according to my peeps. Which one of these is the best match up for the Falcons, i would say LB because we played them before. Dad said we never showed them anything that we typically are smart in scrimmages and don't tip our hand.
This Marion team is not really good and we have had their number the last few years. I think they lost to Chilhowie and Northwood early in year. Va High whipped them last week so we should have the momentim in this game. The Falcons have heart and dad says that wins alot of games. Stripes is in a good mood this week he loves the playoffs --he picks the Falcons 35-14. Fear The Beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how you guys prove my point after point.  For years, I - FALCONMAN, have pointed out Falcon Dominance in every sport except football.  Not competitive but Dominant!  I am glad that when you guys want to see good basketball, you find where THE FALCONS ARE PLAYING!!!  Now, as for the candies this week, Falcons win 28-20.  Keep your eggs to yourself you filthy animals!!!  Smell you later