phelpshornet

Must of been slim pickens this summer Jethro lol.

Everybody rebuilds at some point.

They've dominated in recruiting and long cleats to!

Those un happy with Guru there at Richlands have cemented my opinion that he has spoiled the hell out of you all. I don't know of any school that would be unhappy with his results year end and year out. I bet you'll cry a different tune should he ever leave.

'Darrel and my other brother Darrel got me one them micro beer building kits said I could make my own Fall City Fatboy but they didn't tell me the Commonwealth of Ky frowned on me selling it to the Double quick and Jo Mart. uh I been on Vacation sure is cold in LaGrange this time of year glad to be home.

I tell you what it was Lance Jackie Darrell was telling me that them Cave Springs boys had long cleats.

I can comprehend quite well what he said redtiger I was joking..Like Lance said all of this over a flag? I didnt intend to offend anybody I was just making light of the subject. That Rebel flag has been around forever and it will still be around when all of us are dead and gone. As Rodney King said "Cant we all just get along" lol...Good luck Hurley I hope you guys win it all...

Man you are really a jerk..But I'm sure youve heard that before..

It's sad you cant even joke around any more without some of you guys getting on a soap box and examining the political correctness of every single syllable... It was in jest ...As far as your and Deuces comment and name calling that doesent make you smart just arrogant. Im sorry you have no sense of humor you should get one life is a lot more fun if you have one.

Jesus christ dude I was just joking around my god it's just a friggin flag a macot as one said already. lightin the hell up your seriously too tight in the ass..

Fly that flag boy's.....Hell if Obama get's another term all them NOVA fellers will wish Lee had won.....

Should be mandatory that you play if your in the same district....If you dont play them you forfiet. Thats the way it should be.

"Stupid is as stupid does" COME ON MAN!

Dang Son I aint seen you around in a while they just now shuttin that tater sack slide down for the winter?

6. Big Dog will bite your ass when you kick it..Id say your in for one little feller Friday night.

Grundy by 17......

Grundy by 16+

Phelps @ Hurley (Homecoming) Uncle Clovis Slocum has been chosen to be the Grand Marshall of the Hurley homecoming parade this year. Advance Auto Parts has been sold out of 4 wheeler wax for the past 2 days and they only have 3 cans of Tire Foam left. The chicken pens on straight fork have been cleaned and decorated for this grand event. The shoes and helmets have been polished and the floors have been moped for the after game ho-down. Clovis has already picked up his Tuxedo at the PawPaw Mall. The Two Winged Stingers from East Kentucky will swarm down Guessie’s Fork with hopes of stinging the homecoming King and Queen. The Grey Coats ended their losing streak last week against the Generals of Southern West Virginia. With District play on the horizon the Rebels are trying to get into championship form. But this week there is one Two Winged Stinger that can throw the pigskin. The Stingers offense can put points on the board just has quick as they can build a hornets’ nest. The Grey Coats will have to out flank and keep the Hornets within range. What the Hornet don’t know is, the Rebels artillery will be loaded with (SURE SHOT) {SURE SHOT $1.99 at the Family Dollar} look for a flankin’ move down Main Knox. The folks on Guessie’s Fork have already piled up the brush for a victory Bond Fire as the Hornets flutter back up the G - FORK to Kentucky with their stinger tucked between their wings. Lil’Leonards_Losers -- Phelps Not so quick Littlin them baby wasp have grown in to full fledged red tail welp raisers and been working mighty hard, Ole Jessie been havin them run gassers up and down Bear Branch since August getting ready for that journey over Widders Branch me and Jackie Darrel and his other brother Darrel is gonna stop and skinners and get us a couple pints on the way over this'n ciould be a gooden...

Buchanan County only need's one High School....

When them 2 get together Lance it's like the lottery,you gotta play to win you never know what might happen.

The stadium is at the High School the Statium is over by the corn dog stand.

You just showed a lot of class young man..Being humble in Victory and gracious in defeat is a lesson a lot of folks never learn.

This came up at an alumni function. If the older alumnus who told me the story wasn't yanking chains, it happened as a result of a loss to Penn State back in the 60s (66 or 67). He and a friend were Kappa Sigs, bombed to the gills (nah, not in Morgantown on a football Saturday), and the friend was "so pissed I could set the couch on fire." He passed away not long after telling me the story. And there you have it. It has since been relegated to winning games instead of losing, and only hauled out for big games (if done smartly.)

Jackie Darrel and his other brother Darrel went on a fact finding mission to find the truth about football and heer's what he came back with. FOOTBALL TRUTHS ... (1) What does the average U of Georgia player get on his SATs? ........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? ........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend? ......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (7) What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player's life? ........His freshman year. (8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? ........None. That's a sophomore course. (9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco? ....... Durham , North Carolina . He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner. 10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard? ....................Erect a goal post! AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash)..... (11) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? ........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

Give us your Paul Harvey on them Lick Creek Red Skins and The Strait Fork Rebs.