Falconman 44 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 In light of the big game Friday, I took a couple of days off from this forum. Mainly to reflect on my music and focus on my inner feelings. In doing so, I ask the question: “Falconman, why are you so Abingdon? What makes you proud to be a Falcon?†It was simple, I thought of you Richlands. Lets just do a comparative narrative between the two towns. Abingdon VS Richlands Typical Dress: Abingdon - Business Casual Richlands -Overalls no shirt or Camouflage Preferred Music Choice: Abingdon - Contemporary Classical Richlands - Bluegrass, Country and Western Shopping: Abingdon - Kegley & Company Richlands - Walmart Entertainment: Abingdon - Barter Theater Richlands - Carnival or Auction House Last Famous Person to visit: Abingdon - President Barak Obama Richlands - Ralph Stanley Favorite Saying: Abingdon - FALCON AWESOME!!!!! Richlands - "Hey, we got a Walmart!!" Dining: Abingdon - The Tavern Richlands - Walmart Snack Bar Favorite Beverage: Abingon - Cristal Champagne Richlands -Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Favorite Song: Abingdon - Enter Sandman (The Entrance) Richlands - Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Tailgate Entrée: Abingon - Filet Mignon Richlands -Chitlins Beach Destination: Abingdon - Atlantis Paradise Island, Bahamas Richlands - Hungry Mother State Park Weekend Hobby: Abingdon - South Holston Lake Richlands - Bingo Night As you can see, advantage Abingdon. Because we think can, we know we can, and Gosh Darn it! People LOVE US!!! GO FALCONS!!!! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Gotta thnk the boyz in atown get it done, they playd wit burton. burton no joke. funny post tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Hey when did Abingdon start sports back? The only time they've ever been relevant when none other than The Erik Blevins lead them to a state championship in golf back in the mid 2000's. Thats in the past? Let me guess you are from nolands and you are trying to fire me up. You and your history post. Guess what, its history. Quite living in the past, live in the present. Presently, the Falcons are getting ready to lay a smack down! Deal with it!:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countryboy 11 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 this is exactly why people don't like abingdon...nice post though...thought it was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA SHOCKER73 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 In light of the big game Friday, I took a couple of days off from this forum. Mainly to reflect on my music and focus on my inner feelings. In doing so, I ask the question: “Falconman, why are you so Abingdon? What makes you proud to be a Falcon?†It was simple, I thought of you Richlands. Lets just do a comparative narrative between the two towns.Abingdon VS Richlands Typical Dress: Abingdon - Business Casual Richlands -Overalls no shirt or Camouflage Preferred Music Choice: Abingdon - Contemporary Classical Richlands - Bluegrass, Country and Western Shopping: Abingdon - Kegley & Company Richlands - Walmart Entertainment: Abingdon - Barter Theater Richlands - Carnival or Auction House Last Famous Person to visit: Abingdon - President Barak Obama Richlands - Ralph Stanley Favorite Saying: Abingdon - FALCON AWESOME!!!!! Richlands - "Hey, we got a Walmart!!" Dining: Abingdon - The Tavern Richlands - Walmart Snack Bar Favorite Beverage: Abingon - Cristal Champagne Richlands -Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Favorite Song: Abingdon - Enter Sandman (The Entrance) Richlands - Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Tailgate Entrée: Abingon - Filet Mignon Richlands -Chitlins Beach Destination: Abingdon - Atlantis Paradise Island, Bahamas Richlands - Hungry Mother State Park Weekend Hobby: Abingdon - South Holston Lake Richlands - Bingo Night As you can see, advantage Abingdon. Because we think can, we know we can, and Gosh Darn it! People LOVE US!!! GO FALCONS!!!! :eek: i cant wait till we roll you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c86m 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Thats in the past? Let me guess you are from nolands and you are trying to fire me up. You and your history post. Guess what, its history. Quite living in the past, live in the present. Presently, the Falcons are getting ready to lay a smack down! Deal with it!:mad: You've got to be kidding!!!! Richlands is loaded and the only team that will give them a game on this end of the state is Cave Springs. By half time Richlands will be up by 40+ points and their 2nd team and jv will finish the game. By the way, I'm not from Richlands, just someone reading the thread and couldn't believe the smack you're talking!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghos88t 68 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 You have proved that the vast majority of the Abingdonites can't think objectively for themselves, something the majority of us already knew. It is obvious that you are trying to copy Lil Leonard's comparison of W & C College and UVA-Wise. Hope the Yokum boys see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) i cant wait till we roll you guys If you think you are intimidating, you're NOT! We have no fear! Bring on the Naders! Thats the problem, with other teams you guys play, they are scared, we are NOT! We also have a special band performance for you guys. Tomorrow is going to be electrifying, hard hitting, battle between 2 great teams. But don't forget the battle of the bands! We will be laying a beat down on them too! Edited September 16, 2010 by Falconman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 You have proved that the vast majority of the Abingdonites can't think objectively for themselves, something the majority of us already knew. It is obvious that you are trying to copy Lil Leonard's comparison of W & C College and UVA-Wise. Hope the Yokum boys see this. Leonard wishes he was Falconman, and so do you. Abingdon 1, rest of ya ZERO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
face-n-dacrowd 23 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 If you think you are intimidating, you're NOT! We have no fear! Bring on the Naders! Thats the problem, with other teams you guys play, they are scared, we are NOT! We also have a special band performance for you guys. Tomorrow is going to be electrifying, hard hitting, battle between 2 great teams. But don't forget the battle of the bands! We will be laying a beat down on them too! Who gives a rats a-- about the freaking band? Richlands will name it on you. I'm going too and going to laugh my a$$ off when you get beat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 You just might eat those words there BIG BOY!!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA SHOCKER73 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 You just might eat those words there BIG BOY!!!!:D hahahahahhahahahaha if i saw you id laugh in your face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canes00 434 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 you wouldnt have to he would be to chicken to show his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gym 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I think it is awesome!!!! Get Falcons!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I do show my face, everytime I post. Look over to your left, see it, yes there it is, a FALCON!! I represent one of the Falcons Baby!!! I can't help it that Abingdon is another game of the week and Marion is not. hahaha:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 lol...here's one you forgot: Football: Abingdon - the band at halftime Richlands - winning state Richlands band is better anyway...sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconman 44 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Lancey, You've not seen the Mighty FALCON Marching Band perform this year. Trust me, we have "recruited" some members and they have made all the difference. No, our band is a FORCE to be reckon with, we are that 12th MAN! I hope you come & see how intimidating the Falcon Band is. Its a Sight! Edited September 16, 2010 by Falconman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO 316 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 lol...here's one you forgot: Football: Abingdon - the band at halftime Richlands - winning state Richlands band is better anyway...sorry. This ^^^ was funny. I don't care who you are, that was funny. Now, if you'll excuse me, my table is ready here at The Tavern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHS34 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Lancey,You've not seen the Mighty FALCON Marching Band perform this year. Trust me, we have "recruited" some members and they have made all the difference. No, our band is a FORCE to be reckon with, we are that 12th MAN! I hope you come & see how intimidating the Falcon Band is. Go Falcons! Are our band members being recruited now? Come on its the only thing us G-Men have left haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarlo 10 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 For once I am looking forward to this weekend's Whine Editon. I wonder how many excuses "The Falconman" and his co-horts will come up with after they get their Falconbutt feathers plucked. Many we should get a POOL up on how many excuses they can come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Richlands band is better anyway...sorry. I'm not so sure about that anymore. 5-6 years ago, it wouldn't be a question...Richlands was the best band in SWVA. Now, I haven't seen there show this year, so I cant comment on that...but Richlands band membership and quality has been on a steady decline over the past 3-4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance 228 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 if some strange portal to another universe opens up and Abingdon somehow wins this game, we will never hear the end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBlueAlum 12 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 if some strange portal to another universe opens up and Abingdon somehow wins this game, we will never hear the end of it. I know, that's why I'm keeping my mouth shut. lol But I'm afraid its too late, with everyone, except for Abingdon fans, predicting Richlands in a blowout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsons 178 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 I know, that's why I'm keeping my mouth shut. lol But I'm afraid its too late, with everyone, except for Abingdon fans, predicting Richlands in a blowout. If Abingdon wins I'll douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire at the Exxon station in Abingdom....jus sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconfan1 125 Report Share Posted September 16, 2010 Which one...the great A-town has three? Oh you all don't have any in Richlands. I guess you won't have to worry about doing it at the Cargo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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