Plywood_King

To quote a wise man, "Tom Turner has more coaching knowledge in his chaw spit than your head coach."

To quote a wise man, "Tom Turner has more coaching knowledge in his chaw spit than your head coach."

Appalachia is the power we keep overlooking.  It's a machine.
 
 

Pokey? Psht, to be the man you've got to beat the man, and Pocahontas hasn't beaten the Steers in 71 years. 
Jonesville on the other hand, could be a dark horse. I hear they picked up a couple of studs from Whitewood. 

Put your money on Rich Valley. If they can get past Garden, nobody in the East will touch then. 

Put your money on Rich Valley. If they can get past Garden, nobody in the East will touch then. 

I think Pocahontas or Jonesville will have a thing or two to say about Rich Valley and Garden

Put your money on Rich Valley. If they can get past Garden, nobody in the East will touch then. 

Put your money on Rich Valley. If they can get past Garden, nobody in the East will touch then. 

Put your money on Rich Valley. If they can get past Garden, nobody in the East will touch then. 

Fun fact, the song "Russell County Line" was actually written about the buffet queue at Bonanza. 

Fun fact, the song "Russell County Line" was actually written about the buffet queue at Bonanza. 

Fun fact, the song "Russell County Line" was actually written about the buffet queue at Bonanza. 

Fun fact, the song "Russell County Line" was actually written about the buffet queue at Bonanza. 

R.B. Worthy.
Can't tell me they aren't recruiting and holding back. 9 state titles were bought and paid for by Olin Matheison, and it's hard to score against a team of 30 year old railworkers who can't read. 

Bland County
 

SUGGESTED, SPECTULATED AND RUMORED NAMES OF RICHLANDS' NEXT COACH
 
Current/Former Coaches with SWVA ties
Aaron Lowe      
Brannon Breeding   
Chris Akers
Craig Plymal  AKA” Graig” Plymal
Dennis Vaught AKA Dennis “Vault”
Dwayne Stanley  
Freddie Simon   
Fritz Simon   
Gary Collier
Greg Mance   
Jack Ginn
Jack Turner 
Jimmy McGee   
Keener Fry  
Keith Warner   
Mark Dixon
Mike Compton
Mike Rhodes
Monty Chipman
Ronnie Davis   
School Board Supervisor of Secondary Education
Shane Wicks   
Snake Palmer
Thad Wells, Blacksburg, Mooresville, Richlands, UVA,  Lakewood Christian
Todd Tiller
Tommy "Runs Like A Deer" Crigger  
 
 
Current/Former Coaches Outside Area
Robert Casto (Riverheads)
 
College/NFL Coaches
Bill Belichick
Jim Harbaugh
Jimbo Fisher
Justin Fuente
 
SWVA Sports members
Ryan4VT    
SwvaOG
The Mayor   
 
Actors/Fictional Coaches/TV Movie Characters
Bud Kilmer, West Canaan Coyotes , Varsity Blues
Rick Vice, Pullham Univ. Blue Cocks, Division III
Coach Klien, SCLSU Mud Dogs , The Water Boy
Billy Bob Thorton as Gary Gaines, Permian Panthers, FNL,  Karl Childers, Sling Blade
John Crist, Unknown team, Brutally Honest Coach
Ricky Bobby
 
Ghostly Visages and Holograms from Sorcerers or Meth Heads
Ernie Hicks
 
Undisclosed
An Unnamed SWD Coach
A familiar name with Blues ties
A former player from one of the state championship teams
Someone across Davis Mountain
 
Suggested Hires
One of the M7 coaches looking to move up
One of the Buchanan Co coaches looking for a job due to consolidation
Someone outside the area
Someone with football knowledge and a proven record
Any of the “experts” on Facebook
One of the current assistants
One of the current assistants’ daddy
 
Miscellaneous/Other
Anyone enticed by the Mayor's empty, never been flooded trailer in the bottom within walking distance of not one, but two Dollar Generals   

One player's injury doesn't define a team... GRAHAM EARNED THAT PLAYOFF SPOT! 
...Wait, what were we talking about?

Sometimes "here comes the train," sometimes "here comes the airplane." It's all about knowing your personnel and Harris is excellent at it. 

Sometimes "here comes the train," sometimes "here comes the airplane." It's all about knowing your personnel and Harris is excellent at it. 

I have an empty trailer in the bottom that has never been flooded, equal distance from not one but two Dollar General's and a good walk from Grants.
That offer is more than enticing. 

What many people don't know about Coach Tarter is that he actually started his career as head coach of the '87 SMU Mustangs. 

Jeff Tarter was named captain of the Titantic after it struck the first iceberg. 
 

Richlan s.

Jack Ginn has won an NCAA playoff game as a head coach and some how is still completely incapable of coaching 2A high school ball.