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    ghos88t got a reaction from 50kw in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers Poll   
    When Grandpas Clovis and Cletus had all the Clan gathered in for the big hog killings and apple pickin’s those two weeks we missed posting Losers, well it was a very interesting two weeks.  Cousin Delbert wanted to know why there wasn’t a Poll for the Losers like all them Polls for the Winners. This got us to thinkin’ and we decided, Why Not. So this is the First Lil’ Leonard’s Losers Poll. Uncle Percy said that if any you Politically Correct  Mamby Pamby Millennials get upset, ummmmm who cares.
    1- West Roanoke Banty Roosters (*)
    2- Abington Blue Buzzards
    3- George Wythe Maroon Macroons
    4- West Abington Chariot Riders (*)
    5- Cedar Bluff Little Blue Fizzle Machine (*)
     
    (*) Uncle Percy star translation for the know-nothing Politically Correct Mamby Pamby Millennials and geographically challenged  (1) #*&$@+% £¥€[_, (2) Cousin Claude says some people call this East Bristol, (3) Richlands
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    ghos88t got a reaction from stu_bean in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    First item of business, Uncle Percy wants to know if the Boys from Naugatuck, WV made it to Twin Springs and Played Tuesday Night. Never saw a score. Oh, Uncle Percy said to tell you Mamby Pamby Millennials that Naugatuck is a place you had better avoid even if you looking for a place to go. Only Good Ol’ Boys, Rednecks, Harley Riders, and Common Sense Folks allowed. Sorry we missed the last two weeks, had some good games for losers. Uncle Percy had even written a Greek Tragedy for the Eastside Spartans-Twin Springs Titans game. We’ll let you guess who was suppose to have suffered the Tragedy.  We were all tied down by Grandpa Clovis wanting to, how do we say this without offending the Politically Correct Wimps, yes, killing a couple of extra hogs.  Seems like the price of bacon has gone to around $10.00 a pack since Woke Joe became President. We may have missed pickin’ the Losers, but not the eatin’.  Grandma Chloe had us so stuffed with fresh fried sausage, fried apples, hot, buttered biscuits and fried apple pies that even Cousins Claude and Delbert were saying, “No Mas, No Mas”.  You old posters will know what we’re talking about. Now for the Losers.
     
    Bridgeport @ Princeton
    The P Cats are off to one of their best seasons in years and are ranked #8 in poll that Cousin Claude saw. They whipped the Flattails to the Mercer Cup and have been on a roll since. We thought they would  have trouble in Hedgesville, but pulled out a close one. We don’t know much about Bridgeport except Cousin Claude said they were ranked #7 in that poll. These Indians will probably have about a 3 1/2 hour bus ride which could play into a big plus for the P Cats. We hear Princeton has a very good QB this year. He and the rest of the Cats will probably have to have their best game of the season so far to pull off a win over these Indians. Sturgis the Biker posted earlier that Princeton may have the best team in the area. A win here could prove him right.  In a close one…….
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    Princeton
    Chilhowie @VA High
    The I-81 Tribe will be on a Big Cat Hunt this week down in Bristol looking for big playoff points. So far this season the Warriors have not been really tested and have PH and Holston for their finally 2 games.  So they had not be looking ahead because they will be facing a bunch off p-offed cats this week. The Bearcats not only got caged last Friday in Bluefield, but the GMen bobbed their tails in an ugly lost. A win here could help the BearKats maybe get Ridgeview at home instead of thar in the playoffs. Expect this game to be close but look for these Racing Cats to pull a long NASCAR Slingshot move late in the game.
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser :
    Chilhowie
    Graham @ Pulaski
    Earlier in the year Uncle Percy was thinking about making Pulaski Co. a winner over the West Roanoke Roosters.  However Cousin Claude heard about the Cougars getting bit by the injury bug. So we didn’t pick that game. Looks like the GMen will get to cage more cats this week.  This game may be closer than you think.
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    Pulaski
    Abington @ Ridgeview
    The Wolfpack got back to its winning ways this past week by putting a smack down on West Abington Chariot Riders.  This week the Blue Buzzards of Abington are flying to Dickinson Co. These clueless Buzzards don’t realize that by flying North they are not going to find any easy pickin’s. Instead they are only going to find a pack of hungry wolves. Folks, by the time this is over, they’ll be picking up Buzzards feathers on every ridge in Dickinson Co. These Buzzards will probably have to lay over at Buzzard’s Roost in Castlewood as they fly back South after this game. They’ll be howling from the ridge tops this weekend in Dickinson.  Uncle Percy and Cousin Claude are hollering road trip. Said if Martha’s is still open we can eat chicken wings and howl with all the wolf fans.  
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    The Blue Buzzards of Abington
    Hey Stu-Bean, Cousin Hoyt said to give you a shout.  He was telling us about some good Pear Spice Bread.  Cousin Hoyt can find some good food. He used to take us to Big Daddy’s.
     
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    ghos88t got a reaction from Topper22 in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    First item of business, Uncle Percy wants to know if the Boys from Naugatuck, WV made it to Twin Springs and Played Tuesday Night. Never saw a score. Oh, Uncle Percy said to tell you Mamby Pamby Millennials that Naugatuck is a place you had better avoid even if you looking for a place to go. Only Good Ol’ Boys, Rednecks, Harley Riders, and Common Sense Folks allowed. Sorry we missed the last two weeks, had some good games for losers. Uncle Percy had even written a Greek Tragedy for the Eastside Spartans-Twin Springs Titans game. We’ll let you guess who was suppose to have suffered the Tragedy.  We were all tied down by Grandpa Clovis wanting to, how do we say this without offending the Politically Correct Wimps, yes, killing a couple of extra hogs.  Seems like the price of bacon has gone to around $10.00 a pack since Woke Joe became President. We may have missed pickin’ the Losers, but not the eatin’.  Grandma Chloe had us so stuffed with fresh fried sausage, fried apples, hot, buttered biscuits and fried apple pies that even Cousins Claude and Delbert were saying, “No Mas, No Mas”.  You old posters will know what we’re talking about. Now for the Losers.
     
    Bridgeport @ Princeton
    The P Cats are off to one of their best seasons in years and are ranked #8 in poll that Cousin Claude saw. They whipped the Flattails to the Mercer Cup and have been on a roll since. We thought they would  have trouble in Hedgesville, but pulled out a close one. We don’t know much about Bridgeport except Cousin Claude said they were ranked #7 in that poll. These Indians will probably have about a 3 1/2 hour bus ride which could play into a big plus for the P Cats. We hear Princeton has a very good QB this year. He and the rest of the Cats will probably have to have their best game of the season so far to pull off a win over these Indians. Sturgis the Biker posted earlier that Princeton may have the best team in the area. A win here could prove him right.  In a close one…….
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    Princeton
    Chilhowie @VA High
    The I-81 Tribe will be on a Big Cat Hunt this week down in Bristol looking for big playoff points. So far this season the Warriors have not been really tested and have PH and Holston for their finally 2 games.  So they had not be looking ahead because they will be facing a bunch off p-offed cats this week. The Bearcats not only got caged last Friday in Bluefield, but the GMen bobbed their tails in an ugly lost. A win here could help the BearKats maybe get Ridgeview at home instead of thar in the playoffs. Expect this game to be close but look for these Racing Cats to pull a long NASCAR Slingshot move late in the game.
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser :
    Chilhowie
    Graham @ Pulaski
    Earlier in the year Uncle Percy was thinking about making Pulaski Co. a winner over the West Roanoke Roosters.  However Cousin Claude heard about the Cougars getting bit by the injury bug. So we didn’t pick that game. Looks like the GMen will get to cage more cats this week.  This game may be closer than you think.
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    Pulaski
    Abington @ Ridgeview
    The Wolfpack got back to its winning ways this past week by putting a smack down on West Abington Chariot Riders.  This week the Blue Buzzards of Abington are flying to Dickinson Co. These clueless Buzzards don’t realize that by flying North they are not going to find any easy pickin’s. Instead they are only going to find a pack of hungry wolves. Folks, by the time this is over, they’ll be picking up Buzzards feathers on every ridge in Dickinson Co. These Buzzards will probably have to lay over at Buzzard’s Roost in Castlewood as they fly back South after this game. They’ll be howling from the ridge tops this weekend in Dickinson.  Uncle Percy and Cousin Claude are hollering road trip. Said if Martha’s is still open we can eat chicken wings and howl with all the wolf fans.  
    Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
    The Blue Buzzards of Abington
    Hey Stu-Bean, Cousin Hoyt said to give you a shout.  He was telling us about some good Pear Spice Bread.  Cousin Hoyt can find some good food. He used to take us to Big Daddy’s.
     
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    ghos88t reacted to goose111874 in Week 6 Updates   
    She is funny though don't know what she's talking about though
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    ghos88t got a reaction from stu_bean in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    Uncle Percy wants me to post his Disclaimer before any story telling or picking any losers.  GMan, we would like to not have to use a Mulligan here. Keep in mind it is Uncle Percy.
    Disclaimer:
    I am using the VHSL Master Schedule, we all should know how they can mess things up, and some the weekly newspapers to pick “losers”. (Who would have ever believed you could get better high school football coverage from, of all newspapers, The Voice than from The Bluefield Daily Telegraph.). However, We understand, due to The Wuhan Virus some games may suddenly change and we may not know it in time before we pick a bunch of losers.  We had two such games last week. The Long Hunters of Lebanon and Richlands Little Blue Fizzle Machine. Lebanon was pick as a loser, played another and lost.  The Little Blue Fizzle Machine didn’t play and ended September as an O-fer. SO, if any of you Nit-Pickin’, Political Correct, Mamby Pamby Millennials are going to condemn, then we need a certain Bluefield Gentleman (He’s one of the Old Dogs on this site) to repost his elegant description and philosophy of what Political Correctness is. Get It.
    Folks, Uncle Percy takes pickin’ Losers seriously.  So let’s pick a bunch of losers.
    Ridgeview @ Richlands 
    Richlands didn’t get to play The Flattails last week because of the Wuhan Virus and ended the month of September as a Big O-fer (no points, no wins). The Little Blue Fizzle Machine gets to host the Ridge Wolves from Dickinson County this Friday. (Lot of Ridges in Dickinson County, seems like a lot of people live on the Ridges in Dickinson County). Ridgeview is also an O-fer, the lost column. The Little Blue Fizzle Machine is going to have their hands full with this howling Wolfpack Friday Night.  Now Ridgeview lost some Big Wolves off last years team but they shouldn’t have any problem from having a howl in’ good time at Ernie Hicks Stadium. On a positive note, the Little Fizzlers may finally get on the scoreboard when the Big Wolves turn the Wolf Pups loose to play the 4th Q.
    Loser:
    Richlands
    Wise-Central @Abington
    Yes Uncle Percy spells it with a ton instead of Don. The reason, Uncle Percy says it is because you can find tons of it there and none of it is any good. I’ll not say anything more and just leave it there.  Uncle Percy says this is probably what you would call a toss-up game. Both teams have only wins against weak teams and lost to good teams. Both lost to Christianburg by 8 pts and 5 pts. Wise Central beat Eastside which is a better team than the 3 Blue Buzzards victims. Wise Central lost to Ridgeview which is a very, very good team. So, look for the Warriors to take home a bunch of Buzzard feathers this Friday. There you have it have folks, The Pronosticating Logic Uncle Percy now uses for toss-up games. (I liked it better when we used Grandpa Clovis’ fighting’ rooster Ol’ Phantom to pick toss up games).  Uncle Percy says how can you pick a Loser to be a winner when they’ll always be a loser.   ???????
    Loser:
    Abington
    Grundy @Tazewell
    As expected the Bull Pups lost to Riverheads this past Saturday, Then again, everybody will probably lose to Riverheads this year.  However, we hear that the Bull Pups were able to move the ball at times against a very good defense.  With that in mind and looking at the remaining games on the Bull Pup schedule, the Bull Pups might be able to pull out of a slow start and have a winning season. That turn around could very easily start this Friday Night when The Slate Crik Crawdads roll into or should we say back into town. (Ever notice how crawdads are always traveling bas ackwards.)  The Crawdads may have blew their chances this past Friday of the BDD Title when they lost to Honaker. Word is that Slate Crik may not even be the best team in Buchanan County this year.  The best may be the team on the Pilgram’s Knob. By the Dismal River. Anyway, one of Uncle Percy’s Co-Horts (more like partner in crime) went to the Blacksburg-Grundy game. He told Uncle Percy that a nest full of eggs would at have been safe between the 2 opposing lines. (Translation for Mamby Pamby Millennials - no pads popping, no hitting). With that info, looking at who Tazewell has played, there will be plenty of Smoked Crawdads for Saturday lunch in Tazewell. Because the Bull Pups can bite.
    Loser:
    Slate Crik
    VA High @ Spotswood
    Interesting…. So the Boys from Bristol are going Cat Racing up in Horse Country this weeekend. Interesting…. We don’t know much about the Spotswood Blazers. Uncle Percy says it has been at least 30 years, give or take a year or two, since he has been to Penn Laird. We know they are 1-3, they scored 91 points, given up137 point, that sounds good for the Bearcats. We know the Bearcats can score and score quick. We don’t know how quick the Blazers are. So this could turn into a heck of a game or a track meet. We are going with the Bearcats by a nose or should we say a Cat’s Whisker.
    Loser:
    Spotswood
    Couple of notes:
    Uncle Percy and I want to tank Union Fan for his Power Rating Posts. It takes some time and work. Thank You, it’s a big help for us.
    V-Cats, Uncle Percy says that if you are going to Spotswood, that the last time he was there, the concession stand had the best Smoked Bar-B-Que sandwiches. Don’t know if they still serve them but they were good 30 years ago.
    Cousin Claude wants to thank Ryan4VT for helping him win a free meal off Uncle Percy.  See, Uncle Percy had to cover any bets last week.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from olewave in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    Uncle Percy wants me to post his Disclaimer before any story telling or picking any losers.  GMan, we would like to not have to use a Mulligan here. Keep in mind it is Uncle Percy.
    Disclaimer:
    I am using the VHSL Master Schedule, we all should know how they can mess things up, and some the weekly newspapers to pick “losers”. (Who would have ever believed you could get better high school football coverage from, of all newspapers, The Voice than from The Bluefield Daily Telegraph.). However, We understand, due to The Wuhan Virus some games may suddenly change and we may not know it in time before we pick a bunch of losers.  We had two such games last week. The Long Hunters of Lebanon and Richlands Little Blue Fizzle Machine. Lebanon was pick as a loser, played another and lost.  The Little Blue Fizzle Machine didn’t play and ended September as an O-fer. SO, if any of you Nit-Pickin’, Political Correct, Mamby Pamby Millennials are going to condemn, then we need a certain Bluefield Gentleman (He’s one of the Old Dogs on this site) to repost his elegant description and philosophy of what Political Correctness is. Get It.
    Folks, Uncle Percy takes pickin’ Losers seriously.  So let’s pick a bunch of losers.
    Ridgeview @ Richlands 
    Richlands didn’t get to play The Flattails last week because of the Wuhan Virus and ended the month of September as a Big O-fer (no points, no wins). The Little Blue Fizzle Machine gets to host the Ridge Wolves from Dickinson County this Friday. (Lot of Ridges in Dickinson County, seems like a lot of people live on the Ridges in Dickinson County). Ridgeview is also an O-fer, the lost column. The Little Blue Fizzle Machine is going to have their hands full with this howling Wolfpack Friday Night.  Now Ridgeview lost some Big Wolves off last years team but they shouldn’t have any problem from having a howl in’ good time at Ernie Hicks Stadium. On a positive note, the Little Fizzlers may finally get on the scoreboard when the Big Wolves turn the Wolf Pups loose to play the 4th Q.
    Loser:
    Richlands
    Wise-Central @Abington
    Yes Uncle Percy spells it with a ton instead of Don. The reason, Uncle Percy says it is because you can find tons of it there and none of it is any good. I’ll not say anything more and just leave it there.  Uncle Percy says this is probably what you would call a toss-up game. Both teams have only wins against weak teams and lost to good teams. Both lost to Christianburg by 8 pts and 5 pts. Wise Central beat Eastside which is a better team than the 3 Blue Buzzards victims. Wise Central lost to Ridgeview which is a very, very good team. So, look for the Warriors to take home a bunch of Buzzard feathers this Friday. There you have it have folks, The Pronosticating Logic Uncle Percy now uses for toss-up games. (I liked it better when we used Grandpa Clovis’ fighting’ rooster Ol’ Phantom to pick toss up games).  Uncle Percy says how can you pick a Loser to be a winner when they’ll always be a loser.   ???????
    Loser:
    Abington
    Grundy @Tazewell
    As expected the Bull Pups lost to Riverheads this past Saturday, Then again, everybody will probably lose to Riverheads this year.  However, we hear that the Bull Pups were able to move the ball at times against a very good defense.  With that in mind and looking at the remaining games on the Bull Pup schedule, the Bull Pups might be able to pull out of a slow start and have a winning season. That turn around could very easily start this Friday Night when The Slate Crik Crawdads roll into or should we say back into town. (Ever notice how crawdads are always traveling bas ackwards.)  The Crawdads may have blew their chances this past Friday of the BDD Title when they lost to Honaker. Word is that Slate Crik may not even be the best team in Buchanan County this year.  The best may be the team on the Pilgram’s Knob. By the Dismal River. Anyway, one of Uncle Percy’s Co-Horts (more like partner in crime) went to the Blacksburg-Grundy game. He told Uncle Percy that a nest full of eggs would at have been safe between the 2 opposing lines. (Translation for Mamby Pamby Millennials - no pads popping, no hitting). With that info, looking at who Tazewell has played, there will be plenty of Smoked Crawdads for Saturday lunch in Tazewell. Because the Bull Pups can bite.
    Loser:
    Slate Crik
    VA High @ Spotswood
    Interesting…. So the Boys from Bristol are going Cat Racing up in Horse Country this weeekend. Interesting…. We don’t know much about the Spotswood Blazers. Uncle Percy says it has been at least 30 years, give or take a year or two, since he has been to Penn Laird. We know they are 1-3, they scored 91 points, given up137 point, that sounds good for the Bearcats. We know the Bearcats can score and score quick. We don’t know how quick the Blazers are. So this could turn into a heck of a game or a track meet. We are going with the Bearcats by a nose or should we say a Cat’s Whisker.
    Loser:
    Spotswood
    Couple of notes:
    Uncle Percy and I want to tank Union Fan for his Power Rating Posts. It takes some time and work. Thank You, it’s a big help for us.
    V-Cats, Uncle Percy says that if you are going to Spotswood, that the last time he was there, the concession stand had the best Smoked Bar-B-Que sandwiches. Don’t know if they still serve them but they were good 30 years ago.
    Cousin Claude wants to thank Ryan4VT for helping him win a free meal off Uncle Percy.  See, Uncle Percy had to cover any bets last week.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from JDHoss in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    Uncle Percy wants me to post his Disclaimer before any story telling or picking any losers.  GMan, we would like to not have to use a Mulligan here. Keep in mind it is Uncle Percy.
    Disclaimer:
    I am using the VHSL Master Schedule, we all should know how they can mess things up, and some the weekly newspapers to pick “losers”. (Who would have ever believed you could get better high school football coverage from, of all newspapers, The Voice than from The Bluefield Daily Telegraph.). However, We understand, due to The Wuhan Virus some games may suddenly change and we may not know it in time before we pick a bunch of losers.  We had two such games last week. The Long Hunters of Lebanon and Richlands Little Blue Fizzle Machine. Lebanon was pick as a loser, played another and lost.  The Little Blue Fizzle Machine didn’t play and ended September as an O-fer. SO, if any of you Nit-Pickin’, Political Correct, Mamby Pamby Millennials are going to condemn, then we need a certain Bluefield Gentleman (He’s one of the Old Dogs on this site) to repost his elegant description and philosophy of what Political Correctness is. Get It.
    Folks, Uncle Percy takes pickin’ Losers seriously.  So let’s pick a bunch of losers.
    Ridgeview @ Richlands 
    Richlands didn’t get to play The Flattails last week because of the Wuhan Virus and ended the month of September as a Big O-fer (no points, no wins). The Little Blue Fizzle Machine gets to host the Ridge Wolves from Dickinson County this Friday. (Lot of Ridges in Dickinson County, seems like a lot of people live on the Ridges in Dickinson County). Ridgeview is also an O-fer, the lost column. The Little Blue Fizzle Machine is going to have their hands full with this howling Wolfpack Friday Night.  Now Ridgeview lost some Big Wolves off last years team but they shouldn’t have any problem from having a howl in’ good time at Ernie Hicks Stadium. On a positive note, the Little Fizzlers may finally get on the scoreboard when the Big Wolves turn the Wolf Pups loose to play the 4th Q.
    Loser:
    Richlands
    Wise-Central @Abington
    Yes Uncle Percy spells it with a ton instead of Don. The reason, Uncle Percy says it is because you can find tons of it there and none of it is any good. I’ll not say anything more and just leave it there.  Uncle Percy says this is probably what you would call a toss-up game. Both teams have only wins against weak teams and lost to good teams. Both lost to Christianburg by 8 pts and 5 pts. Wise Central beat Eastside which is a better team than the 3 Blue Buzzards victims. Wise Central lost to Ridgeview which is a very, very good team. So, look for the Warriors to take home a bunch of Buzzard feathers this Friday. There you have it have folks, The Pronosticating Logic Uncle Percy now uses for toss-up games. (I liked it better when we used Grandpa Clovis’ fighting’ rooster Ol’ Phantom to pick toss up games).  Uncle Percy says how can you pick a Loser to be a winner when they’ll always be a loser.   ???????
    Loser:
    Abington
    Grundy @Tazewell
    As expected the Bull Pups lost to Riverheads this past Saturday, Then again, everybody will probably lose to Riverheads this year.  However, we hear that the Bull Pups were able to move the ball at times against a very good defense.  With that in mind and looking at the remaining games on the Bull Pup schedule, the Bull Pups might be able to pull out of a slow start and have a winning season. That turn around could very easily start this Friday Night when The Slate Crik Crawdads roll into or should we say back into town. (Ever notice how crawdads are always traveling bas ackwards.)  The Crawdads may have blew their chances this past Friday of the BDD Title when they lost to Honaker. Word is that Slate Crik may not even be the best team in Buchanan County this year.  The best may be the team on the Pilgram’s Knob. By the Dismal River. Anyway, one of Uncle Percy’s Co-Horts (more like partner in crime) went to the Blacksburg-Grundy game. He told Uncle Percy that a nest full of eggs would at have been safe between the 2 opposing lines. (Translation for Mamby Pamby Millennials - no pads popping, no hitting). With that info, looking at who Tazewell has played, there will be plenty of Smoked Crawdads for Saturday lunch in Tazewell. Because the Bull Pups can bite.
    Loser:
    Slate Crik
    VA High @ Spotswood
    Interesting…. So the Boys from Bristol are going Cat Racing up in Horse Country this weeekend. Interesting…. We don’t know much about the Spotswood Blazers. Uncle Percy says it has been at least 30 years, give or take a year or two, since he has been to Penn Laird. We know they are 1-3, they scored 91 points, given up137 point, that sounds good for the Bearcats. We know the Bearcats can score and score quick. We don’t know how quick the Blazers are. So this could turn into a heck of a game or a track meet. We are going with the Bearcats by a nose or should we say a Cat’s Whisker.
    Loser:
    Spotswood
    Couple of notes:
    Uncle Percy and I want to tank Union Fan for his Power Rating Posts. It takes some time and work. Thank You, it’s a big help for us.
    V-Cats, Uncle Percy says that if you are going to Spotswood, that the last time he was there, the concession stand had the best Smoked Bar-B-Que sandwiches. Don’t know if they still serve them but they were good 30 years ago.
    Cousin Claude wants to thank Ryan4VT for helping him win a free meal off Uncle Percy.  See, Uncle Percy had to cover any bets last week.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from Union_Fan in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    Uncle Percy wants me to post his Disclaimer before any story telling or picking any losers.  GMan, we would like to not have to use a Mulligan here. Keep in mind it is Uncle Percy.
    Disclaimer:
    I am using the VHSL Master Schedule, we all should know how they can mess things up, and some the weekly newspapers to pick “losers”. (Who would have ever believed you could get better high school football coverage from, of all newspapers, The Voice than from The Bluefield Daily Telegraph.). However, We understand, due to The Wuhan Virus some games may suddenly change and we may not know it in time before we pick a bunch of losers.  We had two such games last week. The Long Hunters of Lebanon and Richlands Little Blue Fizzle Machine. Lebanon was pick as a loser, played another and lost.  The Little Blue Fizzle Machine didn’t play and ended September as an O-fer. SO, if any of you Nit-Pickin’, Political Correct, Mamby Pamby Millennials are going to condemn, then we need a certain Bluefield Gentleman (He’s one of the Old Dogs on this site) to repost his elegant description and philosophy of what Political Correctness is. Get It.
    Folks, Uncle Percy takes pickin’ Losers seriously.  So let’s pick a bunch of losers.
    Ridgeview @ Richlands 
    Richlands didn’t get to play The Flattails last week because of the Wuhan Virus and ended the month of September as a Big O-fer (no points, no wins). The Little Blue Fizzle Machine gets to host the Ridge Wolves from Dickinson County this Friday. (Lot of Ridges in Dickinson County, seems like a lot of people live on the Ridges in Dickinson County). Ridgeview is also an O-fer, the lost column. The Little Blue Fizzle Machine is going to have their hands full with this howling Wolfpack Friday Night.  Now Ridgeview lost some Big Wolves off last years team but they shouldn’t have any problem from having a howl in’ good time at Ernie Hicks Stadium. On a positive note, the Little Fizzlers may finally get on the scoreboard when the Big Wolves turn the Wolf Pups loose to play the 4th Q.
    Loser:
    Richlands
    Wise-Central @Abington
    Yes Uncle Percy spells it with a ton instead of Don. The reason, Uncle Percy says it is because you can find tons of it there and none of it is any good. I’ll not say anything more and just leave it there.  Uncle Percy says this is probably what you would call a toss-up game. Both teams have only wins against weak teams and lost to good teams. Both lost to Christianburg by 8 pts and 5 pts. Wise Central beat Eastside which is a better team than the 3 Blue Buzzards victims. Wise Central lost to Ridgeview which is a very, very good team. So, look for the Warriors to take home a bunch of Buzzard feathers this Friday. There you have it have folks, The Pronosticating Logic Uncle Percy now uses for toss-up games. (I liked it better when we used Grandpa Clovis’ fighting’ rooster Ol’ Phantom to pick toss up games).  Uncle Percy says how can you pick a Loser to be a winner when they’ll always be a loser.   ???????
    Loser:
    Abington
    Grundy @Tazewell
    As expected the Bull Pups lost to Riverheads this past Saturday, Then again, everybody will probably lose to Riverheads this year.  However, we hear that the Bull Pups were able to move the ball at times against a very good defense.  With that in mind and looking at the remaining games on the Bull Pup schedule, the Bull Pups might be able to pull out of a slow start and have a winning season. That turn around could very easily start this Friday Night when The Slate Crik Crawdads roll into or should we say back into town. (Ever notice how crawdads are always traveling bas ackwards.)  The Crawdads may have blew their chances this past Friday of the BDD Title when they lost to Honaker. Word is that Slate Crik may not even be the best team in Buchanan County this year.  The best may be the team on the Pilgram’s Knob. By the Dismal River. Anyway, one of Uncle Percy’s Co-Horts (more like partner in crime) went to the Blacksburg-Grundy game. He told Uncle Percy that a nest full of eggs would at have been safe between the 2 opposing lines. (Translation for Mamby Pamby Millennials - no pads popping, no hitting). With that info, looking at who Tazewell has played, there will be plenty of Smoked Crawdads for Saturday lunch in Tazewell. Because the Bull Pups can bite.
    Loser:
    Slate Crik
    VA High @ Spotswood
    Interesting…. So the Boys from Bristol are going Cat Racing up in Horse Country this weeekend. Interesting…. We don’t know much about the Spotswood Blazers. Uncle Percy says it has been at least 30 years, give or take a year or two, since he has been to Penn Laird. We know they are 1-3, they scored 91 points, given up137 point, that sounds good for the Bearcats. We know the Bearcats can score and score quick. We don’t know how quick the Blazers are. So this could turn into a heck of a game or a track meet. We are going with the Bearcats by a nose or should we say a Cat’s Whisker.
    Loser:
    Spotswood
    Couple of notes:
    Uncle Percy and I want to tank Union Fan for his Power Rating Posts. It takes some time and work. Thank You, it’s a big help for us.
    V-Cats, Uncle Percy says that if you are going to Spotswood, that the last time he was there, the concession stand had the best Smoked Bar-B-Que sandwiches. Don’t know if they still serve them but they were good 30 years ago.
    Cousin Claude wants to thank Ryan4VT for helping him win a free meal off Uncle Percy.  See, Uncle Percy had to cover any bets last week.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from V-Cats in Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    Sorry this is late.  Uncle Percy decided to jump right in and start pickin’ losers after checkin’ some schedules and doin’ a little researching’.  Uncle Percy has noticed some thangs have changed since we last picked some losers. Greg Mance has takin’ off to South Carolina to play beach ball, the Bluefield paper doesn’t deliver on Saturdays, the Bristol paper doesn’t come this far, more Mamby Pambys in the world, we a have a Woke for President. Speaking of newspapers, this is about the sorriest job anyone could do when covering high school football in the history of covering high school football.  No Saturday Bluefield to read, never hardly see any results, no standings, no individual stats….. basically nothing.
    We saw where Coach Hubbard of Honaker is retiring after 39 years.  Coach Hubbard, congratulations on winning The Buzzard’s Roost Trophy. Beat Grungey Friday and you are on the way to winning another BDD Title.  Let’s pick some losers. I believe first loser of the year is going to please a lot of folks.
    Richlands at Bluefield, WV
    The Big Blue Win Machine appears to have fallen on hard times.  September has been a month of failures. Looks like it has been a month of Big Fat ZEROS (wins and points). One might think they have their seasons mixed up since they played football in the spring during baseball season.  We don’t know much about The Flattails, Uncle Percy is still researching, not much in the Bluefield newspaper.  We know the Princeton Tigers stepped hard on their tails and they won’t win The Four Seasons Trophy.  We do know that they have speed and can score, something that will make the Blues bluer.  We hear The Wuhan is bad in Mercer County. Richlands had better hope they get to play because if the game is canceled because of The Wuhan Virus, then it will be an O-fer month for the Blues. No TDS, XP’s, FGS, hits, runs, oops wrong season, NO WINS.  Looks like the Big Blue Win Machine may become The Little Blue Fizzle Machine and we all know what a fizzle is.
    Loser:
    Little Blue Fizzle Machine
     
    Lebanon at VA High 
    When VA High played Tazewell to start the season we figured we would see a good Cat and Dog Fight.  It turned out to be a Cat Race. These Bearcats have not stopped running yet. They’ve been running up the points and wins ever since. The Long Hunters of the Clinch have started the hunting season off slow and are looking for a good hunt when they travel to Bristol this Friday Night. They have picked the wrong prey this weekend, because these Cats are too quick and sly to be bagged. Look for the BearCats to run laps around the Long Hunters ( little NASCAR thar, it is Bristol) at this Friday Night Race. The Long Hunters will probably wished they had gone to a Turtle Race.

    Loser:
    Lebanon
    John Battle at Patrick Henry
    The Chariot Riders of Ab-tol called off this past Friday’s game with Tazewell (Nov. 2) because of The Wuhan. If they decide to travel to The Glade Springs this Friday Night for some Healing Waters they would find them. All they’ll find is a bunch of Rowdy Rebels who are known for their Non-Southern Hospitality on Friday Nights in recent years.  This old rivalry will turn out be an one-sided affair because these Rebels cannot only score points  quickly but they can be downright inhospitable. If you’re traveling down I-81 Friday Night towards Bristol, be careful and watch out for lot of damaged chariots around 10 o’clock.
    Loser:
    John Battle
    Sat. 1:00, Riverheads at Tazewell
    This was an eye opener game back in the Spring. After sitting on the porch for several seasons, the Bull Puppies showed they were able to not only run with the Big Dogs, but we’re able to lead the pack at times. I believe (correct us if we are wrong here, remember we have been retired) Riverheads had to come from behind to win. As we know, Riverheads is one of the Big Dogs year in and year out, usually in the State Semis/ Finals. A lot of the BIGGER Schools in their area want nothing to do with them in football.  Tazewell lost some of their Big Dogs from the Spring and are having to adjust with some younger dogs right now. The win over The Knights of the Kettlebottom from Welch, WV,showed the pups may be getting ready to turn it around after losing to VA High and Graham.  It gets better for Tazewell next week (Grungey) but not this week.
    Loser:
    Tazewell
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    ghos88t got a reaction from oldfool in Coming soon!!!!! Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    That’s right folks.  We’re back. I finally talked Uncle Percy to UN RETIRE this week.  The deal maker, its the 25th Anniversary of a certain football game.  More on that later.  Uncle Percy wants a little time to study some teams before to picks a bunch of losers.  Salem and Abington, you already know that you all will always be losers to Uncle Percy (majority of high school football fans also).  Warning!!!  Uncle Percy is a little more radical now since they say a certain idiot won the 2020 election instead of Trump.  So GMAN, I may need your help if he gets too wild with his pickin’s.  You know how he hates political correctness and Mamby Pambys.  So, those of you who know Uncle Percy, lets have some fun, those of you who don’t, you’ve been warned.  See you soon.
    Lil’ Leonard.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from Deleted Account in Coming soon!!!!! Lil’ Leonard’s Losers   
    That’s right folks.  We’re back. I finally talked Uncle Percy to UN RETIRE this week.  The deal maker, its the 25th Anniversary of a certain football game.  More on that later.  Uncle Percy wants a little time to study some teams before to picks a bunch of losers.  Salem and Abington, you already know that you all will always be losers to Uncle Percy (majority of high school football fans also).  Warning!!!  Uncle Percy is a little more radical now since they say a certain idiot won the 2020 election instead of Trump.  So GMAN, I may need your help if he gets too wild with his pickin’s.  You know how he hates political correctness and Mamby Pambys.  So, those of you who know Uncle Percy, lets have some fun, those of you who don’t, you’ve been warned.  See you soon.
    Lil’ Leonard.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from swva_havok_fan in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    ghos88t got a reaction from CriticalNoise in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    ghos88t got a reaction from Union_Fan in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    ghos88t got a reaction from honestjohn in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    ghos88t got a reaction from redtiger in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    ghos88t got a reaction from Gridiron60 in Lil' Leonard's Losers:   
    Well Folks, we would like to apologize about the wrong location of the Castlewood/Honaker game last Friday.  Seems like Uncle Percy and Cousin Delbert got their A's & H's mixed up while selecting last week's games. Cousin Hoyt told me that I was "Not To Smart" by allowing these two to pick anything.  Cousin Hoyt said that it doesn't a math scholar to figure out that P + D = Purty Dumb.
    Lets pick this week's losers.
    Giles at Graham
    The Feds were successful in capturing the Tazewell Bull Pups. Seems like the town of Bristol had put out an APB on the Bull Pups for disturbing the peace, chasing Bearkats up trees, and mauling Bearkats. Seems like The Feds had no problem apprending these "felons" after the Flat Tail Smackin' they received the previous week.     Looks like the "Chicken Wang" may still be broken. The Sparatans have had 2 rough outings to start the season against Blacksburg and Christiansburg.  Doesn't look like it's going to get any better this Friday. The Feds should have "The Case of The Broken Wang" solve pretty quick with very little trouble.
    Lil Leonard's Loser :  Giles
    Chilhowie at Narrows
    Keeping it on The New River.  The Big Green Wave will try to over turn a bunch of canoes with a bunch of Wild Indians on the warpath as they reach the Narrows Bridge this Friday Nite. Now the Green Wave is off to a 2 - 0 start. Last week they gave The Shaker Cats a serious scrubbing and we all know how cats don't like water. Now the Warriors of Chilhowie have taken up the warpath just like last year and have already scalped 2 opponents. These Warriors may have lost several braves from last year's war party but they're still a force to be reckoned with. The Big Green Wave will find out quick that these Warriors can canoe on any type of rough water they encounter.
    Lil! Leonard's Loser:  Narrows
    Patrick Henry at Hurley
    Cousin Delbert said he would bet the farm on this pick because the loser would be The Rebels.  DUH. Well The Glade Rebels will be crossing over The Rock House Mountain to encounter The Cliff Rebels this Friday Nite. Something will have to give this Friday Nite because both Brigades are 2 - 0. The Cliff Rebels have a new General this year and he will try several flanking moves to try to achieve a victory.  However, The Glade Rebels are a veteran bunch of fighters with a veteran General.  They will stop The Cliff Rebel's flanking moves and launch a counterattack that will pin The Cliff Rebels against their Cliff and force an unconditional surrender.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  The Cliff Rebels
    J. I. Burton at Lee
    Two weeks ago a bunch of Generals crept up the Powell Valley to hunt some Bears. They found a bunch of hungry Bears and ran back down the valley with these Bears clawing their behinds. Now The Black Raiders have been chased by a pack of hungry Wolves. Fought a losing battle against Indians. The Black Raiders will try to launch a surprise raid on the Lee Generals Headquarters this Friday Nite. Look for this toughen Black Raiders to have a successful raid on the Generals' Headquarters. They'll be riding home with a victory.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Lee High
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    Where ever #77 pulls to, there you will find the ball carrier.
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    ghos88t got a reaction from 50kw in Lil' Leonard's Losers   
    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Well folks, we're back and unretired.  Uncle Percy was wanting to unretire last year when his UN-beloved Salem Toy Soldiers lost 3 in a row (I believe that was last year). Uncle Percy was doing cartwheels, back flips, jumping up and clicking his heels together, and even won a Flat Footin' Contest.  (1- he can't dance worth a lick; 2- we all thought he had a "bad" back). That was UNTIL, UNTIL he and Cousin Delbert went to Johnson City, TN and got to see The Donald J Trump, President, third row seats.  Well folks football pickin' was out and politicin' was in. Didn't take long for Uncle Percy to find out he was much better at football pickin' than be a politician.
    We had our picks for last week but, Uncle Percy ran off with them in his pocket when he and Delbert went off chasing a U.S. Senator from Virginia. 
    Time to pick some losers.
    Bluefield, WV at Princeton
    This is the opener for the Tigers.  The Tigers haven't had much success against the Flat Tails in a long, long, long, long time. They hope to change this Friday. The Flat Tails smacked the Feds around last week and won their "track" meet. The Flat Tails will be looking to defend and win another Mercer Cup (The Feds are included) this Friday.  The Tigers will come out roaring but will find out that no matter how loud you roar, a Tiger is no match for a Flat Tail.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Princeton
    Honaker and Castlewood:
    The Orange Tabbies will cross Buzzard's Roost to take on the Blue Imps of Castlewood this Friday trying to claim another Buzzard's Roost Trophy.  The Tabbies clawed their way to a victory over The Buckskin LongRifles of Lebanon last Friday. However, The Blue Imps ran into a bunch of Rowdy Rebels last week and it was not pretty. We doubt that The Imps will have enough time to repair and resharpen their pitchforks by Friday for a Tabbie attack. Looks like  "Dean" Hubbard's Orange Tabbies will be taking home The Buzzard's Roost Trophy.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Castlewood
    Richlands and Union
     Coach did not win number 200 last week and Uncle Percy had written a nice little jingle about the Generals and Bears last week. This week The Big Blue Wind Machine will be blowing into Bullit Park to do some Bear wrestling. The Bears sharpened their claws last week against a bunch of, not to well armed for Bear Hunting, Generals. The BBWM will be blowing extra hard this Friday after their lost to Gate City. The BBWM will be flinging the ball all over the place, Yet, they will not have enough wind to blow these Bears away.
    Lil Leonard's Loser:  Sorry Coach Mance, Richlands.
    Rye Cove and Hurley
    Interesting game, both are 1 - 0. The Eagles will be flying into The Cliff hoping to build a Roost on top of it. Don't know much about the 1 - 0 Eagles because they have yet to play a game. Last week they won 1 - 0 over the Jenkins Cavaliers by forfeit. Now the Rebels rolled into Naugatuck and came away with a hard fought victory over The Tug Valley Brawlers. Now Naugatuck is a tough place, even on Sundays, to win a football game. These Eagles may be in big, big trouble. Look for The Eagles to be flying home minus a lot of tail feathers.
    Lil' Leonard's Loser:  Rye Cove
     
     
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    Big 3 at Grundy during this time were Rowe, Compton, and Newberry. Not Plymal. 
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