Liam McPoyle

1. Game of the year: Giles/Narrows
2. Play of the year: Colton Coomes interception in the end zone to seal a 17-14 win for Galax over George Wythe
3. Best Uniforms: Giles 
4. Best Stadium: Grayson County. If they can't beat you on the plastic grass, they will fight you at the Food City. 
5. Best home field advantage: Galax at Pendleton Field
6. Best concession stand and why: Anywhere but Galax
7. Nickname of The Year: Giles County Dirty Dancers
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Auburn, best athletes in Class 1 but can't manage to field a football team.
9. Best Helmet: Giles
10. POY in SWVA: Landon Clark

Game of the year. Princeton vs Bridgeport. I like offense.
Worst game of the year. Princeton vs Bridgeport. I like defense also.
Nickname of the year-Giles County High Grinches
Best unis- Patrick Henry GS
Best stadium- Riggs Stadium, Appalachia, VA
Best Home Field Advantage- Radford and Galax, because visitors have nowhere to set 
Can't catch a break- Richlands and anyteam in a close game with Narrows
Best Helmet- Fort Chiswell
POY on SWVA. Radfords L.Clark has to be the guy. Clements was injured some which hurt his numbers and Union's Chandler is just a sophomore. Clark has put up video game stats and defensively, he's a first team All stater.
Most underrated player. The offensive lineman from Patrick Henry. When all is said and done, he will play college ball at a higher level than Chandler, Clark, Clements and the rest. He's that good offensively on the line. Major FBS P5 player.

1. Game of the year: VA High at Jenkins
2. Play of the year: Any of Marion's 8 passes
3. Best Uniforms: Mount View's Brown, Mustard Yellow, and Anthracite 
4. Best Stadium:Grayson Co-New plastic grass and Food City Tailgatin' 
5. Best home field advantage: Graham at Bullitt Park
6. Best concession stand and why: Rye Cove-Soup Beans and Cornbread!
7. Nickname of The Year- Jeff Tarter, "Captain" RMS RHS Titanic
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Council Cobras, winless since '92
9. Best Helmet-Hurley, 'cause they don't give two sh!ts about your feelings
10. POY in SWVA-Landen Clark, though I hear good things about Lebanon's QB

1. Game of the year: VA High at Jenkins
2. Play of the year: Any of Marion's 8 passes
3. Best Uniforms: Mount View's Brown, Mustard Yellow, and Anthracite 
4. Best Stadium:Grayson Co-New plastic grass and Food City Tailgatin' 
5. Best home field advantage: Graham at Bullitt Park
6. Best concession stand and why: Rye Cove-Soup Beans and Cornbread!
7. Nickname of The Year- Jeff Tarter, "Captain" RMS RHS Titanic
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Council Cobras, winless since '92
9. Best Helmet-Hurley, 'cause they don't give two sh!ts about your feelings
10. POY in SWVA-Landen Clark, though I hear good things about Lebanon's QB

1. Game of the year: VA High at Jenkins
2. Play of the year: Any of Marion's 8 passes
3. Best Uniforms: Mount View's Brown, Mustard Yellow, and Anthracite 
4. Best Stadium:Grayson Co-New plastic grass and Food City Tailgatin' 
5. Best home field advantage: Graham at Bullitt Park
6. Best concession stand and why: Rye Cove-Soup Beans and Cornbread!
7. Nickname of The Year- Jeff Tarter, "Captain" RMS RHS Titanic
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Council Cobras, winless since '92
9. Best Helmet-Hurley, 'cause they don't give two sh!ts about your feelings
10. POY in SWVA-Landen Clark, though I hear good things about Lebanon's QB

1. Game of the year: VA High at Jenkins
2. Play of the year: Any of Marion's 8 passes
3. Best Uniforms: Mount View's Brown, Mustard Yellow, and Anthracite 
4. Best Stadium:Grayson Co-New plastic grass and Food City Tailgatin' 
5. Best home field advantage: Graham at Bullitt Park
6. Best concession stand and why: Rye Cove-Soup Beans and Cornbread!
7. Nickname of The Year- Jeff Tarter, "Captain" RMS RHS Titanic
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Council Cobras, winless since '92
9. Best Helmet-Hurley, 'cause they don't give two sh!ts about your feelings
10. POY in SWVA-Landen Clark, though I hear good things about Lebanon's QB

1. Game of the year: VA High at Jenkins
2. Play of the year: Any of Marion's 8 passes
3. Best Uniforms: Mount View's Brown, Mustard Yellow, and Anthracite 
4. Best Stadium:Grayson Co-New plastic grass and Food City Tailgatin' 
5. Best home field advantage: Graham at Bullitt Park
6. Best concession stand and why: Rye Cove-Soup Beans and Cornbread!
7. Nickname of The Year- Jeff Tarter, "Captain" RMS RHS Titanic
8. Can't catch a break (bad luck program): Council Cobras, winless since '92
9. Best Helmet-Hurley, 'cause they don't give two sh!ts about your feelings
10. POY in SWVA-Landen Clark, though I hear good things about Lebanon's QB

I have a scar on my shin from a sneaky Acme buggy imbedded into the river bed.
I think I may be immune to at least 34 archaic diseases because of it.  

Written without a trace of irony

Written without a trace of irony

Written without a trace of irony

Some obvious holes in your plan, there.
He's 66 years old and hasn't coached in 27 years, 28 by the start of next season. He never once managed to last 3 years in his brief coaching career without being suspended or fired. Not sure how his past transgressions help anyone from out-of-town respect the Blue Tornado? Likely the exact opposite. But for sheer entertainment value, what the hell? Hire the man. Should be a hell of a ride. Could even lead to threads that rival the one about Chris Akers.
 

Written without a trace of irony

Actually, they're both correct. Galax is a one-point favorite on a neutral field, while Honaker is a one-point favorite at home. 

This is going to be a condensed version. We started not to post. Week started out bad for Uncle Percy. He had to take one of dogs, one that had been sick, back to the vets on Monday. Seems she had a relapse after she appeared to be getting better. Vet gave some new meds, went back Friday and she was doing much better. Acting a lot like her old self. Uncle Percy claims that dog gots more fight in her than that Loser who posted that they should call a football game after halftime if a team is losing by 50 or more. However, Uncle Percy got riled up about a hour ago after we were telling him about no visitors‘ stands at Radford. He went on a rampage about the Hypocrisy of the VHSL. Said that was one of the complaints made by Salem against Grundy back in ‘96 and another was not enough parking. Says that they ain’t no parking at Bullit Park either. Goes to show who you are with the VHSL. If you are able to win Union, look out, Radford may want you move the game if you’re the host.
Graham @ Union
We guess this is the big one. Just about everyone figured this would be a rematch for the Region Championship since Union beat Graham early on. Trouble with rematches, they can be trouble to win a second time around. This time the Revenuers have a healthier Clements and are there any Bears fast enough to catch a Clements on the loose. We don’t think so.
Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
Union
Footnotes:  There will be no victory celebration at the RV Park tonight. However, they may be serving hot chocolate with extra, extra miniature marshmallows at the large billboard with Sunoco on it near the RV Park for the Mamby Pambies. On a happier note for you Big Stone Gappers, Uncle Percy included Bullitt Park as one of the 3 worst places he ever watched a football game. They are Garden (arrogant obnoxious fans and low bleachers), Iaeger, WV (mosquitoes off the Tug River), and Bullitt Park (bad parking and arrogant obnoxious fans). Union fans from Appalachia, Uncle Percy said Appalachia was one of his favorite places to watch football. Great fans, Betsy’s Diner, and he really liked Tom Turner.
 
Rye Cove @ Honaker
 Wonder if any Ridgeview fans are kicking themselves in the Butt. Another rematch of a good game earlier in the year. The Eagles will still not be able to soar high enough to get away from these Tigers. Look for this one to be another good close game.
 
Lil’ Leonard’s Loser:
Rye Cove
Galax @ George Wythe 
Don’t know much about either except that probably George Wythe like Grayson Co should be 2A. We hope Sixcat’s Cabinetmakers put the lathe extra hard to the Maroon Macaroons.
 
 

I will never underestimate Crist getting less out of more than any other coach in this area. 

I was stationed at Langley for 6 years and our kids went to Poquoson school system when they were young before we moved back home and out of the Air Force. We lived on base and the demand for their school system was so high that Langley had 2 busses that took kids to and from the base. We had to pay a fee for it, but it was available. About half of Poqouson students are from there and half are military or fed government/NASA kids that are transit. Thst school is loaded with athletes and they are good in nearly every sport

I see we’re back to picking on poor Will again!?!?!

If only there was an association of private schools in Virginia for LCA to belong. Oh wait, there actually is...
https://visaa.org/schools